Yo momma is so massive she pulls everything with a Phys Asset slowly towards her and you can hear their LOD's go *POP* *POP* *POP* as they get closer.
Yo momma is so fucking big and heavy. So fucking heavy that Half-Life 3 is -still- in limbo because they can't figure out how to get the Gravity gun to stop bluescreening PC's off of her.
Yo dad is so stupid he's porting Daikatana over to the N-Gage.
Yo mom is so ridiculous she spent 6 years in college only to get a job at Autodesk and make the Viewcube. Nobody even knows.
Yo momma is so fat and stupid that she bakes World-Space normal maps. She can't help it. We're still cleaning up the mess.
Yo momma is so fat I broke Raid-1!
Yo dad went to game college and it wasn't what he thought it would be.
Picking 3d Concept Art is like picking out a Girl, you want to get one that is not overdone, and one that you don't mind being stuck with it for a very long time.
Yo mama is so fat that FFD4x4x4 modifier does not help with her diet.
Yo mama is so fat she needs to use Bend modifier to reach down.
Yo mama is so fat she must use snap function to position herself on the couch.
A tri, a polygon and an N-gon walk into a bar. Barman asks what they'd like to drink.......... non of them reply because they're planes in digital space held together by vertices and they can't talk, never mind drink, so how the hell did they walk into the bar in the first place?
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Higgs-Boson says, "But without me how can you have mass?"
"Girl! I couldn't help but check out your LOD!"
"Sexy, mind if I link my node to your yours?"
"Girl! I wanna Align/Snap you to my object!"
"Honey, you just armed my Warhead!"
Your mom is so fat when I baked a model of her in XNormal it produced a Normal map, an AO map and a Lard map.
Your mom is so fat that if they made a 1/16th scale 3D print of her it'd still be visible to the naked eye from orbit.
This is the kind of stuff I was expecting to see here
Hey, I liked Daikatana.
I'm going to make a t-shirt that is nothing but the RGB value (128,128,255), walk around in it at work, and see who gets the joke.
I was thinking about that as well, but I was worried that would make it a bit too obvious. Or maybe just freak my poor co-workers out.
"Oh shit, I'm seeing normal maps on real objects, BURN IT ALL AND LET ME ESCAPE"
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3d rendering/architectural visualization
Stay a while! Relax you're edges! Pull up a primitive and sit down! We have so many yo-mama jokes you're going to need a scene organizer!
Yo mama so round you need a 1024 edged cylinder to get a good bake off of her!
Yo mama is so fat she needs to use Bend modifier to reach down.
Yo mama is so fat she must use snap function to position herself on the couch.
admittedly, not my best joke :P
I got nothing guys.
*edit: OOH ^^^^
...and the barman says, "sorry we only serve nurbs." To which the polygon says: "no drinks for us, mate, we're straight edge!"
:V
Gahaha
person#1: hey, did you get those LODs?
person#2: what LODs?
person#1: LODeez NUTS!
kinda lame
Your mommas so fat you need multiple uv sets to map her.
ROUND N LUMPY
but seriously how is thread not dead yet?
Two vertex...two vertex to split, hey, hey.
Like how that face magically ended up in your mesh and you have no idea how It got their.
@snowfly:
idk but it should never end, nevaaa.
*ZING*
because they were baking in there
fixed
edit: also your mom is so fat and stupid, that autodesk wants to buy her
Also, lol.