Your mom is so fat when i imported a model of you in the same file as her you were crushed to death.
Your momma is so morbidly obece she suffered from a congenital heart disease causing artiriel phibulation and now has to take Angiotensin-converting enzyme (ACE) inhibitors. (BURN!!)
I pwned your mom so hard and she QQ on her myspace cuz i treat her like an .obj
.PSB aint big enough fo yo mamma.
Yo mamma thinks she knows what Chugnut means.
Yo mamma so dumb, she thought Autodesk was from Ikea.
When I get mad at my unwraps, I start breaking faces.
Yo momma is so fat, the monitor broke through the desk.
Yo momma's so stupid, she went to burger king for a modifier stack.
Yo momma has so many artifacts, even the back buffer had to bleach its eyes.
yo mommas so ugly she turns organic models to stone
yo mommas such a noob that when she resets max she has to wait for your dad to come from home from work and press yes
Your fat ass momma's the reason Duke Nukum Forever is taking so long to develop, they wanted her for the final boss and have been trying to build a PC with enough RAM to finish her model.
Your momma's so fat you need a panoramic camera to fit her in frame.
Your momma's so dumb that when she got a Mac for Xmas she asked if she could get fries with that.
Your momma's so dumb that she leaves cheese by the mouse.
Your momma's so dumb she thought the DVD drive tray was a coffee stand.
Yo mom's wireframe so ugly Maya doesn't understand how to render her occlusion map.
Yo mom's so noisy sama.van have to create some Melscript for keeping cool Maya.
There once was a girl I was sketchin'
Who's breasts were incredibly fetchin'
But when I proposed
to get a handfull of those
A kick up the arse I did gettin'
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An ambiant oclusion of the 5 week old baby's model you sick #*&$.
Yo momma's so dumb she pirated Paint to texture with
Yo momma was originally a L4D character - Valve chose the Boomer for a more athletic look
Yo momma's so fat that even if you change you opacity to 0% you still cant see through her
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SOO fat..
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yo momma is so hairy not even sasquatch could handle her.
Yo momma is so fat when I used the Melt modifier I ran out of screen space.
Yo momma is so dumb she produced the Lightwave CORE reveal.
Yo momma is so fat she broke Pelt Mapping.
Yo momma is so ugly she imports as visibility 0 by default.
Quoted from Dave at work "Yo momma is so fat she opens up as a bounding box."
Your mamma is so fat she lags IRL.
Your mom is so fat when i imported a model of you in the same file as her you were crushed to death.
Your momma is so morbidly obece she suffered from a congenital heart disease causing artiriel phibulation and now has to take Angiotensin-converting enzyme (ACE) inhibitors. (BURN!!)
I pwned your mom so hard and she QQ on her myspace cuz i treat her like an .obj
....wat.
.PSB aint big enough fo yo mamma.
Yo mamma thinks she knows what Chugnut means.
Yo mamma so dumb, she thought Autodesk was from Ikea.
When I get mad at my unwraps, I start breaking faces.
Yo momma's so stupid, she went to burger king for a modifier stack.
Yo momma has so many artifacts, even the back buffer had to bleach its eyes.
Yo momma's so messed up 'cause they had to use booleans to get you out
yo mommas such a noob that when she resets max she has to wait for your dad to come from home from work and press yes
win
Your momma's so fat you need a panoramic camera to fit her in frame.
Your momma's so dumb that when she got a Mac for Xmas she asked if she could get fries with that.
Your momma's so dumb that she leaves cheese by the mouse.
Your momma's so dumb she thought the DVD drive tray was a coffee stand.
Working in IT, that is not far from what people actualy thing.
You Purchased ALL your software.
Your mom is so fat she drinks C++.
And is the spirit of Carlos Mencia:
Your momma's so dumb that when she got a Mac for Xmas she asked if she could get fries with that.
Yo momma's so ugly maya refused to fill her hole
Your mother is not very proficient with computers.
The colossus plays Shadow of Yo Momma
Yo momma's so ugly marmoset won't render her.
Yo momma's so fat Reset Xform restarts max.
Fun thread.
you're so ugly, you modelling disgusting orcs just to feel better on their background.
Yo momma so dumb, she tried to put Mudbox on her garden
Yo mom's so noisy sama.van have to create some Melscript for keeping cool Maya.
thank you polycount
Who's breasts were incredibly fetchin'
But when I proposed
to get a handfull of those
A kick up the arse I did gettin'
meh, I'm no poet :P
because
once you go max, you never go back..ss
sad but true.
(you know, with the XX vs XY chromosomes and everything... yeah.. thought so.)