Your mom's so dumb, she thought displacement map and bump are same thing...
Your mom's so stupid, When she was told to bake model, She bake whole pc model in oven
Your mom's so fat she can't be saved as *.ma file without crashing Maya,
Your mom's so ugly, MelScript doesn't want her.
Your mom's so big she can't be exported on iPhone.
Yo momma is so fat, a -50 push modifier has no effect on her.
Yo momma is so ugly, her eyes shoot melt modifiers.
Yo momma is so fat, you always have to model a scooter first before you can load her in your scene
Yo momma is so fat, when you press 'save as' the default filename is 'whale.obj'
Yo momma is so fat, 3dsmax changes 'save as' to 'save ass'.
yo mommas so fat she could only fit on dual projectors.
yo mommas so ugly not even zbrush could sculpt her.
Yo mommas so nerdy that she posts momma jokes on polycount.
Yo momma is so ugly that everybody stopped modelling and began working on the 'make pretty modifier'.
Yo momma is so fat that the copy command blowes up your computer.
Yo momma is so fat whe can model an army of dragons out of here tittie.
Your mom's so stupid, she tried putting all her sex toys into the plugin manager.
Your mom's such a slut, she thought she could get rid of her crabs with the debugger.
Your mom's so stupid, she uses a background image of brad pitt while she's modeling cars.
Your mom's so stupid, she went to create>helpers>Dummy and was looking for a picture of your Dad.
Your mom's so fat, I tried to clone her and 3dsMax asked me if I was for real.
Your mom's so stupid, when she uses the snaps toggles, she actually snaps her fingers.
Your mom's so stupid, when she was trying to align stuff she was asking me where the cock-eyed setting was.
Your mom's so stupid, she thought she could lose weight with the curve editor.
Yo momma so dumb she thought a normal map would give her driving directions
Yo momma so nasty she thought crazybumps was the name of her STD
Yo momma so stupid she tried to drink from the teapot primitive.
"I _____ your mom in bed last night" type responses.
"I Unwrapped your mom last night"
"I added an extra glossy spec texture all over he face"
"After what I did, shes walked like there was no IK on her feet"
yo momma so fat even parallax can't make her folds look deep enough
yo momma so fat i used 'poke face' tool on her mesh and she made the pillsbury doughboy sound
if wario and bowser had a baby it would be prettier than yo momma
yo momma so stupid she posted turbosmoothed meshes in the <500 poly thread
in spirit of the previous vray ownage:
yo momma so ugly even marmoset toolbag can't save her
Your mom is so fat she clipped my viewport.
Your mom is so dumb she thought Moses used a Wacom to write the ten commandments. (LAME)
Your mom is so old she still works on a silicon graphics workstation.
Your mom is so dumb on sunday she took you for A: drive to see grandma. (Also Lame)
Your mom is so is so ugly objects front face cull.
You mom has such good taste she noticed my rigid and hard body.
Ok thats all I have got for now... The air con isnt working AHHHHHHHHHHH
Your mom is so dumb she calls Zbrush "Zed Brush". (lol just kidding)
Your mom is so fat when I dropped her to the canvas it broke my monitor.
Your mom is so smart she sculpts with the snake tool. (sarcasm)
Your mom is so dumb she thinks .ztl stands for Zebra Tit Lion. (BRUTAL)
Your mom is such a floozy she gave Regis Philbin an .obj.......... over the network so he could see the model on his own machine.
Your mom is so dumb she thinks an Ngon is a software to remove the letter N from emails. ( Negative )
Your mom is so awesome she fed you with milkshape. (ULTRA KILL.....not)
yes I know they are bad.... but just absorb them.... you will feel the laughter later.... Breath deep like grandmas is making blackberry pie.... mmmmmmmm you will learn to love.
Yo momma is so fat, when making a 32x32 pixel sprite of her, I had to use a 500 pixel brush.
Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a normal map was one with roads on it.
Yo momma is so dumb, she thought Autodesk was a desk that did stuff...um... automatically.
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Your mom's so stupid, When she was told to bake model, She bake whole pc model in oven
Yo mamma so fat, the entire 3DS Max biped wouldnt even cover one finger.
Yo mamma so dumb, she thought pixels were fairies.
From a friend:
Your momma so fat, we have to wait til google galaxy comes out
Your mama's so fat, every engine crashes trying to load her
Your mom's so fat she can't be saved as *.ma file without crashing Maya,
Your mom's so ugly, MelScript doesn't want her.
Your mom's so big she can't be exported on iPhone.
Your mom is so fat, that there's no such thing as "low poly" when modeling her.
Dual view monitors isn't enough to see a reference image of your mom.
Your mom is so ugly, she fried my graphics card trying to view an image of her.
Your mom is so stupid she Subdivides her model to level 8 then starts sculpting.
I vote for adam's bend modifier one for the most lols
A checkerboard object with all faces selected!
Good god that was fucking nerdy...
Your momma's so fat, She was fired from her role in the game "Fat Princess," because she was overpowered. (Only a few more hours!!!)
Your mom face is like my Balz. Asymmetrical~
Yo momma is so ugly, her eyes shoot melt modifiers.
Yo momma is so fat, you always have to model a scooter first before you can load her in your scene
Yo momma is so fat, when you press 'save as' the default filename is 'whale.obj'
Yo momma is so fat, 3dsmax changes 'save as' to 'save ass'.
yo mommas so ugly not even zbrush could sculpt her.
Yo mommas so nerdy that she posts momma jokes on polycount.
Yo momma is so fat that the copy command blowes up your computer.
Yo momma is so fat whe can model an army of dragons out of here tittie.
i lol'ed! then i stopped...iv done that too
ok ok, check this out
"yo momma is so fat, you have to use Polycrunch to import her in Max!"
"yo momma is so ugly, she was turned down by apple appstore!"
ah crap i suck...
That imagery.. so disturbing...
Your mom's such a slut, she thought she could get rid of her crabs with the debugger.
Your mom's so stupid, she uses a background image of brad pitt while she's modeling cars.
Your mom's so stupid, she went to create>helpers>Dummy and was looking for a picture of your Dad.
Your mom's so fat, I tried to clone her and 3dsMax asked me if I was for real.
Your mom's so stupid, when she uses the snaps toggles, she actually snaps her fingers.
Your mom's so stupid, when she was trying to align stuff she was asking me where the cock-eyed setting was.
Your mom's so stupid, she thought she could lose weight with the curve editor.
I suck..
Yo momma's so dumb she needed a crazybump tutorial
Yo momma's so fat I'd need a second screen to model her
Yo momma's so old they call her medical file a legacy feature
Yo momma's so ugly her face needs an alpha mask
Yo momma so nasty she thought crazybumps was the name of her STD
Yo momma so stupid she tried to drink from the teapot primitive.
thought i would give this a try
your mums so ugly she looks like a poser model
Yo mamas so dumb that she never hits the "delete history" button out of fear.....
I know, stupid
"I _____ your mom in bed last night" type responses.
"I Unwrapped your mom last night"
"I added an extra glossy spec texture all over he face"
"After what I did, shes walked like there was no IK on her feet"
:poly128:
:poly128:
yo momma so fat even parallax can't make her folds look deep enough
yo momma so fat i used 'poke face' tool on her mesh and she made the pillsbury doughboy sound
if wario and bowser had a baby it would be prettier than yo momma
yo momma so stupid she posted turbosmoothed meshes in the <500 poly thread
in spirit of the previous vray ownage:
yo momma so ugly even marmoset toolbag can't save her
Your mom is so dumb she thought Moses used a Wacom to write the ten commandments. (LAME)
Your mom is so old she still works on a silicon graphics workstation.
Your mom is so dumb on sunday she took you for A: drive to see grandma. (Also Lame)
Your mom is so is so ugly objects front face cull.
You mom has such good taste she noticed my rigid and hard body.
Ok thats all I have got for now... The air con isnt working AHHHHHHHHHHH
Your mom is so fat when I dropped her to the canvas it broke my monitor.
Your mom is so smart she sculpts with the snake tool. (sarcasm)
Your mom is so dumb she thinks .ztl stands for Zebra Tit Lion. (BRUTAL)
Your mom is such a floozy she gave Regis Philbin an .obj.......... over the network so he could see the model on his own machine.
Your mom is so dumb she thinks an Ngon is a software to remove the letter N from emails. ( Negative )
Your mom is so awesome she fed you with milkshape. (ULTRA KILL.....not)
yes I know they are bad.... but just absorb them.... you will feel the laughter later.... Breath deep like grandmas is making blackberry pie.... mmmmmmmm you will learn to love.
Haha!!! Best one so far. =D
Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a normal map was one with roads on it.
Yo momma is so dumb, she thought Autodesk was a desk that did stuff...um... automatically.
using namespace std;
void main()
{
cout << "Your mom is so dumb!" << endl; cout << "her favorite computer game is hello world!" << endl; }
edit:
shit 4 pages, knowing my luck this ones probably been said.
i lol'd in my mouth a little. This also goes for every person I meet.