Your momma so fat, if she was a graphite modeling tool she'd take up the whole ribbon.
And then it WOULD FUCKING CRASH AGAIN BECAUSE IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SHIP SOFTWARE THAT CAN CRASH AND DISABLE YOUR FUCKING SAVE/OPEN/QUIT BUTTONS (ctrl-s still works thank god)
Yo momma's so dumb when you said look what I sculpted with this model's hair flat! She grabbed a can mousse and sprayed the screen say she can do better.
yo mamas so fat, I used her to fracture objects instead of RayFire...you know, because RayFire costs like $300 so I'm like hey! why not just use your mom....because she's so fat.
And then it WOULD FUCKING CRASH AGAIN BECAUSE IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SHIP SOFTWARE THAT CAN CRASH AND DISABLE YOUR FUCKING SAVE/OPEN/QUIT BUTTONS (ctrl-s still works thank god)
edit: FUCKING FUCKASS FUCKSUCKERS
speaking of save not working, 3d max just crashed on me which is usually not a problem because I ctrl+s every few mins, plus theres autobak that saves every few mins as well. But this time when it crashed I found out my saves and autobaks have not been saving for the past 2 hours... raaaaaaage!
Just so that I stay on topic,
here is a crappy limerick,
I have little doubt,
we all love polycount,
but some members deserve a dropkick!
you momma is so fat, i cant move with the move tool.
you momma is so fat, the only way to move her is to use the rotate tool.
you momma is so fat, when i try and use the scale tool it gives me an error.
you momma is so fat, that when she looks at a Sphere she says "look that's me "
you momma is so fat, it takes longer to model her than to make a full working game.
you momma is so ugly, that they use her ass as reference for making monsters.
you momma is so ugly, that she makes all horror games look bad.
you momma is so fat, that she is the first primitive shape beginners learn (the sphere)
you momma is so ugly, that after beginners make her (the sphere) they never do 3D again.
I'll extrude YOUR polygons in local axis.
You can play with my soft selection anytime.
You can explode your geometry all over my autoback (I can't take credit for that one)
I really should write the better ones down. I make dirty Max jokes til the Daylight sun comes down. It's all in context really. I tell someone that their shirt logo is symmetrical by mentioning the modifier or that they have messy geometry when they wear wrinkly clothes etc.
Damn, this thread is just like 3D-Glasses and the Flu! As in it pops up every year, and needs to get zapped with a nice dose of jokes before going bake to sleep.
DUDEEEE! I can't tell you how many times I came across artists who had their art, blog, etc all bunched under one site, and without links to their Art Hubs (if they even had one, at all) and I ended up skipping and not bookmarking them.
Anyhow:
-I'll bend your tangent so hard, that not even your Normal or Binormal will recognize you.
-On my dating profile, I put "I like baking in my special oven called xNormal".
-You know you model too much, when in the mirror, you wish you could Symmetryify shave.
-You know you texture too much, when you try and press Ctrl+Z on paper.
-You know you sculpt too much, when you try and find a string from Lazy Mouse on your Pen.
-If I could re-arrange 3DS Max, to put you and me together as lines of code, I wouldn't bother, Squid Scortum if I'm going to spend time in fixing the mess that it is.
-Hey baby, want to run a couple of Turbosmooths on me, so that the Stack Overflow in my pants, can get rid of it's Bend Modifier?
-Is that a primitive in your pants, or are you happy to see me?
-What did Mentalray say to VRay? Between you and me, we have alot of scan-lining to do.
-You're such a flat character, that not even a fresnel can pop you out.
-There is a fine line between the left ass cheek and the right one, and frankly my dear, don't be surprised even if Scanline doesn't find it.
-You're soo thin, that not even an Opaque Material can fill you in.
-You're soo fat, that even an SSS Material give you volume.
-If I was a superhero, my one-line would be "Taste the Justice of Fine Arts and my Quads Criminal Scum!", also, Triangles would be banned, although the working class would get paid in them.
-I could write out a verbose text, plastering it in Photoshop, and run it in CrazyBump, and would still shit out a better Normal map then you.
-I may not be a Professional Artist, but I'm a connoisseur of Primitive Surprises!
Your momma so dumb she thought paintshop was a department in the hardware store.
Your momma so dumb she tried to hang her keys in a keyframe.
Your momma's so slow she needs a supercomputer to tie her shoe.
Your mommas so ugly she broke the polish brush.
Reminds me of Reboot "I'll subdivide you a new face!"
Yo momma's so slow her FPS have a minus symbol.
Yo momma's so fat she broke the Z axis.
Yo momma's so ugly there's a line of sight softbody modifier.
Yo momma's so ugly shes makes all nearby polies backfacing.
Yo momma's so dense her tricount has the infinity symbol.
Yo momma's so Fugly Reggie's body wasn't ready.
I used to model, till I took an tri-headed-spline in the knee.
Oh Snap! Fave's.
"your mum so fat she need tiling textures"
"your mum's so fat, you need an fov of 170 just to fit her face in the viewport"
"i aint got enough ram to model your mum" - I got some Ram for her right here
"Your mother's so ugly I had to put a Bend modifier on my dick just to get it up."
"yo momma's so dumb she thought mudbox was an std "
"Yo momma is so dumb, she's the one who came up with the ViewCube." - Finally people agree that was stupid
"What did the pirate say when his parrot died ?
Polygon"
"The colossus play Shadow of Yo Momma"
"When I get mad at my unwraps, I start breaking faces."
Yo momma is so massive she pulls everything with a Phys Asset slowly towards her and you can hear their LOD's go *POP* *POP* *POP* as they get closer.
Yo momma is so fucking big and heavy. So fucking heavy that Half-Life 3 is -still- in limbo because they can't figure out how to get the Gravity gun to stop bluescreening PC's off of her.
Yo dad is so stupid he's porting Daikatana over to the N-Gage.
Yo mom is so ridiculous she spent 6 years in college only to get a job at Autodesk and make the Viewcube. Nobody even knows.
Yo momma is so fat and stupid that she bakes World-Space normal maps. She can't help it. We're still cleaning up the mess.
Yo momma is so fat I broke Raid-1!
Yo dad went to game college and it wasn't what he thought it would be.
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yo momma is so fat, when i extruded her face, a chicken leg fell out.
-.-HAPPY ISB? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO!
Your momma so fat, if she was a graphite modeling tool she'd take up the whole ribbon.
And then it WOULD FUCKING CRASH AGAIN BECAUSE IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SHIP SOFTWARE THAT CAN CRASH AND DISABLE YOUR FUCKING SAVE/OPEN/QUIT BUTTONS (ctrl-s still works thank god)
edit: FUCKING FUCKASS FUCKSUCKERS
Strangely profound. Especially strange when considering the source. YO MAMMA!
0_o
speaking of save not working, 3d max just crashed on me which is usually not a problem because I ctrl+s every few mins, plus theres autobak that saves every few mins as well. But this time when it crashed I found out my saves and autobaks have not been saving for the past 2 hours... raaaaaaage!
Just so that I stay on topic,
here is a crappy limerick,
I have little doubt,
we all love polycount,
but some members deserve a dropkick!
(told ya it was crappy!)
A terrible
A: There is correction tape all over the screen
If any of you don't know what correction tape is google it :P
BEST OF THREAD 2009
wait what.
you momma is so fat, the only way to move her is to use the rotate tool.
you momma is so fat, when i try and use the scale tool it gives me an error.
you momma is so fat, that when she looks at a Sphere she says "look that's me
you momma is so fat, it takes longer to model her than to make a full working game.
you momma is so ugly, that they use her ass as reference for making monsters.
you momma is so ugly, that she makes all horror games look bad.
you momma is so fat, that she is the first primitive shape beginners learn (the sphere)
you momma is so ugly, that after beginners make her (the sphere) they never do 3D again.
lol i try :P
When someone has a visible UV seam, point at it and say "There SEAMS to be a problem." You'll be the class clown and totally get laid.
Yo momma makes a better skin reference then a hippatotamus.
XD
bwahaah
Make it So number one
Joke: consistently thinking you only have to shave one side of your face.
Your Mother's so fat, that rendering her in Maya produces the "Render portion too small" error. No matter how far out you attempt to zoom.
Its tragically beautiful
You can play with my soft selection anytime.
You can explode your geometry all over my autoback (I can't take credit for that one)
I really should write the better ones down. I make dirty Max jokes til the Daylight sun comes down. It's all in context really. I tell someone that their shirt logo is symmetrical by mentioning the modifier or that they have messy geometry when they wear wrinkly clothes etc.
Your opinions are so edgy, turbosmooth retains shape.
Your momma only had you because she forgot to turn on autoback.
Your mother is an .obj , everyone uses her.
Oh and: Blender.
(not really)
Yo momma so fat I tried to ring an edge loop and blue screened. (done before?)
You're so f*ing simple I could run you on my DS model viewer.
The source engine is like my dick. The more you try to do with it the harder it gets.
I can't beat some of your guys jokes :P
me: "I model"
BA DUM TISH!
http://gameartstudentbullfrog.tumblr.com/
"Makes an Artblog, only reblogs Thumblr stuff."
DUDEEEE! I can't tell you how many times I came across artists who had their art, blog, etc all bunched under one site, and without links to their Art Hubs (if they even had one, at all) and I ended up skipping and not bookmarking them.
Anyhow:
-I'll bend your tangent so hard, that not even your Normal or Binormal will recognize you.
-On my dating profile, I put "I like baking in my special oven called xNormal".
-You know you model too much, when in the mirror, you wish you could Symmetryify shave.
-You know you texture too much, when you try and press Ctrl+Z on paper.
-You know you sculpt too much, when you try and find a string from Lazy Mouse on your Pen.
-If I could re-arrange 3DS Max, to put you and me together as lines of code, I wouldn't bother, Squid Scortum if I'm going to spend time in fixing the mess that it is.
-Hey baby, want to run a couple of Turbosmooths on me, so that the Stack Overflow in my pants, can get rid of it's Bend Modifier?
-Is that a primitive in your pants, or are you happy to see me?
-What did Mentalray say to VRay? Between you and me, we have alot of scan-lining to do.
-You're such a flat character, that not even a fresnel can pop you out.
-There is a fine line between the left ass cheek and the right one, and frankly my dear, don't be surprised even if Scanline doesn't find it.
-You're soo thin, that not even an Opaque Material can fill you in.
-You're soo fat, that even an SSS Material give you volume.
-If I was a superhero, my one-line would be "Taste the Justice of Fine Arts and my Quads Criminal Scum!", also, Triangles would be banned, although the working class would get paid in them.
-I could write out a verbose text, plastering it in Photoshop, and run it in CrazyBump, and would still shit out a better Normal map then you.
-I may not be a Professional Artist, but I'm a connoisseur of Primitive Surprises!
Your momma so dumb she thought paintshop was a department in the hardware store.
Your momma so dumb she tried to hang her keys in a keyframe.
Your momma's so slow she needs a supercomputer to tie her shoe.
Your mommas so ugly she broke the polish brush.
Reminds me of Reboot "I'll subdivide you a new face!"
Yo momma's so slow her FPS have a minus symbol.
Yo momma's so fat she broke the Z axis.
Yo momma's so ugly there's a line of sight softbody modifier.
Yo momma's so ugly shes makes all nearby polies backfacing.
Yo momma's so dense her tricount has the infinity symbol.
Yo momma's so Fugly Reggie's body wasn't ready.
I used to model, till I took an tri-headed-spline in the knee.
Oh Snap! Fave's.
Yo momma so stupid, she has a 0% chance of getting the USB plug in correctly the first time.
Yo momma so fat, people think she came with pre-equipped Gears of War armor.
Yo momma is so fucking big and heavy. So fucking heavy that Half-Life 3 is -still- in limbo because they can't figure out how to get the Gravity gun to stop bluescreening PC's off of her.
Yo dad is so stupid he's porting Daikatana over to the N-Gage.
Yo mom is so ridiculous she spent 6 years in college only to get a job at Autodesk and make the Viewcube. Nobody even knows.
Yo momma is so fat and stupid that she bakes World-Space normal maps. She can't help it. We're still cleaning up the mess.
Yo momma is so fat I broke Raid-1!
Yo dad went to game college and it wasn't what he thought it would be.