The Q-Branch Quote game!

Topic	Replies	Latest Post
\m/ "You got anything to eat? I haven't eaten anything since later this afternoon."	15 Last	Tulkamir Sep 2008
too slow, Jackablade :P Since we haven't had a quote on a while, I'll keep this alive. "I'll fight it, but I won't kill it. Now, what about my dynamite?" -caseyjones	5 Last	Microneezia Sep 2008
We are the savages! Man looks at skeletal remains of a human "Hey Professor! I recognize his teeth, this is ...he knew the jungle as well as I do"	20 Last	danr Sep 2008
Let me clear my quote, eh heh, eh heh... "You are a Murderer of Love!"	9 Last	herryjohn Sep 2008
God Damn it's expensive to take a family of 5 out to eat! Can I quote a comic? "Yore Gal here, She's with Me now, Reckon She prefers the taste of Texas Dick."	3 Last	Josh_Singh Sep 2008
I love stinky cheese and oliveloaf 1: "In vino veritas" 2:" Age quod agis"	4 Last	bearkub Sep 2008
Sunny Days, Burritos and Boobs. "There is no Law! only Private justice."	7 Last	Josh_Singh Aug 2008
bk says I'm a douchebag! "I used to have a roommate, but my mom moved to Florida. "	3 Last	Xenobond Aug 2008
Typing a title, la ti da... "Let's light this candle."	16 Last	bearkub Aug 2008
mmm delicious, delicious... "When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal. I was terrified, alone in that darkness. Slowl…	2 Last	nazeil Aug 2008
'scuse me while I adjust my pants. "It isn't my fault everyone scored before us. You should have gone after that boy scout camp like I told you!"	3 Last	Steve Schulze Aug 2008
Quoteastical "I grew up after. In the ruins... starving... hiding from HK's."	2 Last	low odor Aug 2008
Somebody Put Somethin' In My Drink Might be an easy one but for some reason I can't think of much else- "Your wife was far sweeter forced than many are willing."	5 Last	Gav Aug 2008
Shoot em... 1: "I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left. " 2: "What?" 1: "Yes."	4 Last	Em. Aug 2008
beep beep here it comes I don't have to explain my art to you, Warren.	4 Last	root Aug 2008
That's right, I said it... This one goes out to SkepticalNate. No weezing the ju-uice! (In all honesty, it's 4:34 on Friday and I'm braindead)	5 Last	root Aug 2008
Once Upon A Time... [1] 'Allo. [2] Did you say... hello? [1] No, I said 'Allo, but that's close enough. >^..^	2 Last	DeathKitten Aug 2008
might have done this one before, not sure ... "my art keeps me sane"	2 Last	danr Aug 2008
Pointy birds! Hopefully this is a bit easier than the last. :) "Oh pointy birds, oh pointy pointy, Anoint my head, anointy-nointy."	6 Last	Tulkamir Jul 2008
Hot, Hot, Hot! "Don't worry, with this suit I could swim through the centre of the sun."	18 Last	Tulkamir Jul 2008
easy "QUAID.....! Start the reactor!"	2 Last	low odor Jul 2008
Never fear! The quote is here! "Why so serious?" I give this 5 min...	6 Last	danr Jul 2008
What is it? "I'm no hero. never was. never will be" take a guess any guess	1 Last	low odor Jul 2008
No one is to throw a quote at anyone untill I blow this whistle.. "Mind you, I'm a wizard"	9 Last	Hollowmind Jul 2008
Carry Stress In The Jaw "Hey, are you getting that suit?"	11 Last	Gav Jul 2008
cdsnmkc;sms;c "does a machine have to transform into a giant fucking robot before you'll take it seriously?"	6 Last	Mr Turnip Jul 2008
Steve Martin deserves 1000 years in purgatory for what he did... From my all-time favourite film... 'I made a mess of everything, even my death.'	16 Last	danr Jul 2008
Stop the twirling! Beneath the heather is where my toora-loora lies.	13 Last	Mr Turnip Jul 2008
What he said "I have an excellent idea, LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT."	3 Last	Steve Schulze Jun 2008
It can't rain all the time "I feel like a little worm on the end of a big f*****g hook"	3 Last	danr Jun 2008
You call me mad...and I am mad, as a hatter. There's another chicken! It's a crazy chicken world...	2 Last	Neo_God Jun 2008
Hey Kid, Are You Goin' My Way? Might be another quickie. "Don't shoot yourself. Don't shoot each other. And especially... don't shoot me."	2 Last	Gav Jun 2008
F*** <Zaaaaaap> hey, do you know where i can find the clitoris? Is that like finding Jesus? sorry for the delay, my cable company and i are in an epic battle atm	2 Last	RustyFranks Jun 2008
Would you like to know more? "I expect the best and I give the best. Here's the beer. Here's the entertainment. Now have fun. That's an order. "	4 Last	low odor Jun 2008
Good and evil Riddle So.. I was sitting getting my haircut done. And the lady chopping my hair asked me a riddle. It went like this.. What is Greater than God? What is Greater then the devil? What is something that the …	9 Last	danr Jun 2008
Hey maw Guy 1: You're 40 years-old and you're in love with this little girl that's 10 years-old. You're four times as old as that girl and you couldn't marry her, could you? Guy 2: Not unless I come from th…	8 Last	Lupey Jun 2008
George Lucas ruins another quote. People need to be entertained, they need the distraction. I wish to God that someone would be able to block out the voices in my head for five minutes, the voices that scream, over and over again: "W…	3 Last	Asherr May 2008
Cavemen! "Hey Cro-magnon, slow down! I'm pooped."	9 Last	Steve Schulze May 2008
Too cool for school [COLOR=white]The other day, I was thinking of volunteering to help underprivileged children learn how to read... and just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience of my life.[/COLOR]	2 Last	jeramy79 May 2008
keeping with the Zombie theme "The next thing out of your mouth better be some Mark Twain shit!"	2 Last	low odor May 2008
oh... Woman - "I'm pregnant" Man- "Oh... Honey, On my salary I don't think we can afford another funeral."	3 Last	low odor May 2008
New one.... "You can be the boss down there, I'm the boss up here!"	5 Last	rebel May 2008
She's not dead. [img]http://i28.tinypic.com/27ywd2g.jpg[/img]	7 Last	low odor May 2008
Swanky Alright, I finally got around to finding something nice and challenging for you guys. I hope the movie isn't too obscure. Its one of my old favourites. ... I'll reveal some more tomorrow night. Full…	25 Last	Jeremy Lindstrom May 2008
Poor interns "Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern."	2 Last	Tulkamir May 2008
Freedom Costs a Buck O' Five Guy:Hey Sandy! It's me, JD, I went to high school with you, remember? Girl: Um, no I don't think I recall... Guy: Yeah, c'mon. Remember? I went to prom with a tux painted on my naked body? Girl: Um..…	3 Last	Tulkamir May 2008
Whore and Peace this should go quick: "When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so when I was six I did... "	2 Last	Ozymandias May 2008
Sorry, almost forgot "My, where did you get that lovely spatula?"	4 Last	KeyserSoze May 2008
The 7 legged sow will see you to the aftershow Sorry, I forgot all about this. If you haven't seen this one, then you've probably wandered onto the wrong forum. [img]http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5827/polycountmoviegame2cj3.jpg[/img]	5 Last	Mister Sentient May 2008
In the morning, I'm making waffles! 'My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you.'	9 Last	Steve Schulze Apr 2008