So.. I was sitting getting my haircut done. And the lady chopping my hair asked me a riddle. It went like this..
What is Greater than God? What is Greater then the devil? What is something that the poor Want? And what is something that the Rich need?
So again.. At first I was only concerned about sitting there being queit getting my hair cut. I said
"Im not sure I dont really like riddles".. She asked me. What is Greater than God? I said "a Gun?"
Then she paused and staired at me like I was stupid...
Anyway she then asked me "What was greater than the devil" I said "Hitler".
I told her I really dont like riddles.. She kept asking me, then the old guy with the resperator bottle and tubes running to his nose sitting behind us waiting for a haircut said.
"I dont mean to buldge in on your conversation, But one of the simplest things are the best solutions."
Then when she asked me again.... "What is greater than the devil" I said my mother, I told her I was only kidding.
Anyway hair cut cost 15 dollars and I dont like the hair cut, not to mention she hurt my ears with the damn razor. I hate it when she cuts my hair. I almost want to walk in and walk out when I see her, she dose a shitty job. I never use to be picky about my hair until I came across that lady.
ANYWAYYYYYYY. Enuff of my Ranting
"What is Greater than God? What is Greater then the devil? What is something that the poor Want? And what is something that the Rich need?"
Have at it... :shifty:
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I dunno what movie all that is from though.
you know I woke up this morning and took a look at this section in the forum, I glanced at one of the threads, And I read some of the sentences, and I said "Forget it, I hate riddles".
Then I get nabbed with Riddles at the haircuttin place
That would make more sense.
and about the riddle: money?