Freedom Costs a Buck O' Five
polycounter lvl 18
Guy:Hey Sandy! It's me, JD, I went to high school with you, remember?
Girl: Um, no I don't think I recall...
Guy: Yeah, c'mon. Remember? I went to prom with a tux painted on my naked body?
Girl: Um...
Guy.: Yeah! And then I spilled punch on myself and everyone could see my dong?
Girl: No, JD, I really...
Guy: Oh yeah! We had chemistry together and I tried to light a fart with the Bunsen burner and I ended up singeing my ballsack... still can't grow hair on my left nut. Sucks.
Girl: Um, no I don't think I recall...
Guy: Yeah, c'mon. Remember? I went to prom with a tux painted on my naked body?
Girl: Um...
Guy.: Yeah! And then I spilled punch on myself and everyone could see my dong?
Girl: No, JD, I really...
Guy: Oh yeah! We had chemistry together and I tried to light a fart with the Bunsen burner and I ended up singeing my ballsack... still can't grow hair on my left nut. Sucks.
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