The Q-Branch Quote game!

#1 He could die in twenty-four hours. Open the hatch. #2 Listen to me, if we break quarantine, we could all die.

"Dont let your mouth get your ass in trouble."

001: How do I look? 002: You look ready.

001: [Spinning around the roundabout] "002, I think I'm going to throw up!" 002: "Me too!"

Man2: I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your hous…

1: Why won't you help me? Why must you always speak in riddles? 2: Because I be, what I be. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, mum, but I be a cat. And no cat anywhere, ever gave any…

Let's go for something a little less obscure than the last. 1: Are you doing him tonight then? 2: Mhmm. 1: Good, the blood will drain by morning.

"Why don't we just... wait here for a little while... see what happens?"

"Ever make it with an aardvark? It's a rare opportunity, you know. We're scarce."

Man1: What church do you belong to? Man2: I, um... I enjoy all faiths. I don't belong to one church in particular. I... I like them all. I like everything. Where are you from? Man1: That would be t…

1."What a filthy job." 2."Could be worse." 1. "How?" 2. "Could be raining." :starts to rain:

Quote #1 : Laugh and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone. Gentlemen, to your keyboards *-*

'We have an unusual problem here, ********. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.'

DON'T TOUCH MY BABY.

Will be interesting to see how fast this one goes. "Giraffes don't just fall from the sky, Miriam."

"You're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Come on, tell me it's a new haircut, isn't it? It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Some…

"I don't care about how many royal arseholes have sat in this chair."

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

001; Are you hurt? 002; No, thank you. Only a slight mishap. 001; Gee, I thought sure we were gonna kill somebody. 002; is a very difficult fellow to kill

001: And stop saying "okay" all the time. Okay? 002: Okay. 001: Good.

"Will every human being that I care for just leave?"

"My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes. "

Hope this one goes fast. "If you think that by giving cold fusion to the world and giving up unimaginable wealth you'll make us happy, you're right."

"Is he a nutcase?"