The Q-Branch Quote game!

Topic	Replies	Latest Post
Establish dominance "I'd offer you a beer, but it seems you blew up my bar."	10 Last	StephenVyas Dec 2013
A little elf stares at me. I'm like a lighthouse! I stayed lit for you man! I never go dark.	14 Last	ScudzAlmighty Dec 2013
Breakfast of Champions "What did you do that for?" "For being a bastard with no manners..."	5 Last	low odor Nov 2013
Quote time Might be a bit easy... I'll start with slightly more obscure quotes. "Modern cars, they all look like electric shavers."	9 Last	Wombatinahat Nov 2013
Titty twister I can't believe this is the same car!	6 Last	Wombatinahat Nov 2013
Rex Mundi Fundi "...You know what happens if you do another turn in the joint?.." "Uh... I fuck your father in the shower and then have a snack?"	5 Last	StephenVyas Nov 2013
Are we still the good guys? [I]Are we still the good guys?[/I] my fav movie	2 Last	another caveman Nov 2013
This, this one's ringing [IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/87848281/The%20Q-Branch%20Quote%20game%21/Qgame1.jpg[/IMG]	16 Last	WarrenM Nov 2013
You tell me. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SFbUJQm.jpg[/IMG]	18 Last	mikeP Oct 2013
Free as a bird and the rest is only icing. Let's make a it a quick one. "Is that it then? Is it over, do you think?"	6 Last	Steve Schulze Oct 2013
Magic. "I have not been able to stop thinking of you." "What a coincidence. I was just about to finish thinking of you."	8 Last	Steve Schulze Oct 2013
Easy like sunday morning "I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!"	3 Last	low odor Oct 2013
We're going to miss the plane We're going to miss the plane... She'll understand	5 Last	StephenVyas Sep 2013
Here's the phone. Be my guest. Make a note, Pat. They waived their right to a phone call.	6 Last	glottis8 Sep 2013
what a dream to buy an entire airline 1: It would have to be a 747. [...] But you'd have to buy out the entire cabin and the first class flight attendant. 2: I bought the airline, it seemed neater.	2 Last	Esselle Sep 2013
i can fly 1:How are you guys so cool man? 2:Liquid nitrogen Goodluck ^^	5 Last	terry1337 Sep 2013
quotage Heres a new one :) 1: Just get me a sample. 2: No can do. 1: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.	5 Last	Wombatinahat Sep 2013
Don't you worry about BLANK let me worry about BLANK. "remember...a smile is cheaper than a bullet"	7 Last	Wombatinahat Sep 2013
Once more unto the breach. [img]http://img542.imageshack.us/img542/8578/bct5.jpg[/img]	6 Last	low odor Aug 2013
You can't run from the wind. You told us where we go one we go all, well we believed you, we lived by it, Sir. And now your saying where you go we can't follow.	13 Last	low odor Aug 2013
The wicked are leveled. The righteous are free. [img]http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/9021/vq74.jpg[/img]	9 Last	glottis8 Aug 2013
The Great and Secret Clue! [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/andrewhunt/Clue.jpg[/IMG]	12 Last	Steve Schulze Aug 2013
here we go.... 'Mayday! Mayday! This is the Annabelle. I've lost my bearings & I'm taking on water.'	7 Last	StephenVyas Jul 2013
Baseball bats and boogeymen "Miss Nude America is going to be on tonight." "How can you hear what she's going to say?" "Who cares what she says?"	6 Last	StephenVyas Jul 2013
n/a n/a	2 Last	sargentcrunch Jul 2013
Let's get this game back to 1+-threads-a-day! this one maayyyy go quick, especially when/if I get to posting the followup quotes. Man:"Sweetness, what watch?" Woman:"Ten watch." Man:"Such much?"	6 Last	sargentcrunch Jul 2013
Gonna industrialise ya! "You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!"	11 Last	blankslatejoe Jul 2013
Show's over, motherfuckers. 'okay you cunts... Let's see what you can do now!' gl	3 Last	terry1337 Jul 2013
Why, he's my mother's brother. Mothers don't lose daughters. Don't you remember? They gain sons.	21 Last	Steve Schulze Jul 2013
Aren't you a little old for videogames? "Go for the gut. He's soft there."	3 Last	DrunkShaman Jun 2013
DONKEEEHHHH!!!! hic! "I'm not finished yet."	18 Last	DrunkShaman Jun 2013
Call the florist "Damnit! I didn't realize how fucked up I was till I just saw your ass, girl. You went from Beyonce to Bigfoot in 6 fucking hours!"	7 Last	ScudzAlmighty May 2013
CB radio i think this one will go fast. "If you win this mail-in contest, you can choose between 90,000 dollars, or 90,000 donuts. What would you do with 90,000 donuts?"	16 Last	glottis8 May 2013
memorize this 'What the fuck? What the fuck? You saw that right? That was real? What the fuck is going on?' Have funn ^^	7 Last	glottis8 May 2013
You should write a song about me. 1:I just want things to be different in this house. I just had such a bad day. I'm scared nothing is gonna change. [COLOR="DarkOrange"]2: It will, I promise. We just gotta give it some time.[/COLOR]	15 Last	glottis8 May 2013
Big fun Probably an easy one! 1 : Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph! 2 : Lionel! From the African Education Conference! 1 : Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie …	5 Last	glottis8 Apr 2013
For years I was afraid of mysterious boardwalks "And I'm three months older than you are, ASSHOLE! "	9 Last	Wombatinahat Apr 2013
Guesss 'Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil , grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?' a very easy one this is :P	3 Last	Chrostoball Apr 2013
You mean the F word? [COLOR=DarkOrange]1: Don't get your bra in a twist, fat boy. This has nothing to do with you, so keep out of my way.[/COLOR] 2: Or what? [COLOR=DarkOrange]1: Or, uh, I'll punch you in boobs.[/COLOR] …	5 Last	blankslatejoe Apr 2013
Another quick one? "Don't kill the gorgeous man! We're endangered!"	8 Last	glottis8 Apr 2013
Gonna build a castle out of Goodyear tyres. Alright, sorry for the delay. Let's make it a quick one. "We have got to hide all of the sharp objects!"	3 Last	terry1337 Apr 2013
wonder joints "Wait - would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization or during its decline?" "Do you wanna fuck, or not?" "OK."	10 Last	CandyStripes05 Apr 2013
Dirty Night 'She might have fooled me, but she didn't fool my mother. '	6 Last	terry1337 Mar 2013
What's that smell? -There any jobs around here? -Nothin legal	2 Last	StephenVyas Mar 2013
You killed the car. Should go pretty fast. "He's gonna be a fry cook on Venus!"	2 Last	glottis8 Mar 2013
You could take a long cruise down a river of booze. "Disco is NOT dead!"	3 Last	Steve Schulze Mar 2013
Life's a bitch... "The Golden Rule: He who has the gold, makes the rules."	11 Last	ScudzAlmighty Mar 2013
Quote time "We're not talking about any ordinary prisoner, Hoffman! We are talking about evil on two legs."	13 Last	terry1337 Mar 2013
Go back to Disneyland "Give him a big kiss for me" "Big kiss? I'll give him a big kick in the ass, that's what I'll give him."	9 Last	terry1337 Feb 2013
Quote :D " Wanting people to listen, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore. You have to hit them with a sledgehammer, and then you'll notice you've got their strict attention. "	6 Last	_DMage_ Feb 2013