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Something New

person1: What's the laptop for? person2: Laptopping!
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blankslatejoe

Something old

#1 He could die in twenty-four hours. Open the hatch. #2 Listen to me, if we break quarantine, we could all die.
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blankslatejoe

Something Easy

Person1: I'm a god. Person2: You're God? Person1: I'm a god. I'm not --the-- God... I don't think.
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blankslatejoe

Something hard

"Dont let your mouth get your ass in trouble."
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blankslatejoe

Ladders

Man1: Beautiful piece of equipment there, have I ever told you that? Man2: Only every time I'm in here. Man1: Occupational hazard. See a great many in the course of any given day, yours just happ…
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raleif

Bride

001: How do I look? 002: You look ready.
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3djester

Of course

#1 - You're scared! #2- Of course I'm scared. You think I'm reluctant because I'm happy?
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StephenVyas

Chef's Pal

001: [Spinning around the roundabout] "002, I think I'm going to throw up!" 002: "Me too!"
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StephenVyas

The Sphinx

Going again on Low Odor's suggestion :). This might be a tough one. well see what happens Sometimes its the very people who no one imagines anything of ... who do the things no one can imagine.
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radiancef0rge

The Oldest Question

Who can spy on the spies?
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low odor

Joe, the lame blonde.

Man 1: "One...two...three...four...five...six. Six, the perfect number." Man 2: "Isn't three the perfect number?" Man 1: "Hm... yeah, but I've got six more bullets in my gun."
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raleif

No Mayonnaise

Man2: I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your hous…
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FullSynch

This might not last long

Guy1: Listen, man, I've never been in one of these. Guy2: Yeah, well, I've never been with two girls at the same time before. But you can bet, when that day comes, I'll make it work.
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blankslatejoe

1

1: Why won't you help me? Why must you always speak in riddles? 2: Because I be, what I be. I would tell you what you want to know if I could, mum, but I be a cat. And no cat anywhere, ever gave any…
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blankslatejoe

apple

"You're looking so well, darling, you really are... they've done a marvelous job. I don't know what sort of cream they've put on you down at the morgue, but... I want some."
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3djester

Now, doesn't that make you feel better?

Let's go for something a little less obscure than the last. 1: Are you doing him tonight then? 2: Mhmm. 1: Good, the blood will drain by morning.
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Steve Schulze

Quote Diary: Day 1

Let's start: [quote] - Do you think a zebra... is a white animal with black stripes, or black animal with white stripes? [/quote]
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richal1243

You gotta be fuckin' kidding.

"Why don't we just... wait here for a little while... see what happens?"
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[Deleted User]

How did he do that?

1: What do you want? 2: Nothing. 1: Then you shall get nothing.
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ArtLearner

Our airforce flying with the frisbee in the sky.

"Ever make it with an aardvark? It's a rare opportunity, you know. We're scarce."
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Steve Schulze

Game on!

" Yeah, well, I'm an animal in the other 34 .. 24 ... 22 "
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StephenVyas

NO SON OF MINE!

Man1: What church do you belong to? Man2: I, um... I enjoy all faiths. I don't belong to one church in particular. I... I like them all. I like everything. Where are you from? Man1: That would be t…
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blankslatejoe

Quote #3572

'If I may... Um, I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. Y…
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StephenVyas

To be young again!

1."What a filthy job." 2."Could be worse." 1. "How?" 2. "Could be raining." :starts to rain:
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StephenVyas

Sanguis Bibimus

Let's make it a quick one. "Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self"
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low odor

Hammer time !!

Quote #1 : Laugh and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone. Gentlemen, to your keyboards *-*
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Steve Schulze

Locked 'n Loaded #2

001: They're armed. 002: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what? 001: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns,…
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iFraude

Locked 'n Loaded

'We have an unusual problem here, ********. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being.'
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StephenVyas

Everybody likes monkeys!

" I couldn't fuck a gorilla."
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StephenVyas

This house is clean.

DON'T TOUCH MY BABY.
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ArtLearner

That house is not fit to live in

I understand you lost your wife and daughter a little while ago. Maybe it shook you up. Maybe too much... *Maybe*, you need help.
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glottis8

Tomatees and Potatees and the Peas.

Will be interesting to see how fast this one goes. "Giraffes don't just fall from the sky, Miriam."
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glottis8

the night is dark and full of terrors

"Do not fret, Anna. I will give you some more pretty things soon." "I'm not Anna." "You will be soon, yes."
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low odor

Always watching. Always.

"You're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Come on, tell me it's a new haircut, isn't it? It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Some…
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blankslatejoe

What're they doing?

One, two, three, four, five new ones. NOW can I have one?
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blankslatejoe

This is actually quite good fun!

"I don't care about how many royal arseholes have sat in this chair."
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blankslatejoe

rawr

'There I was in prison. And one day I help a couple of older gentlemen make some free telephone calls. They turn out to be, let us say, good family men.'
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blankslatejoe

Well, maybe I don't see it that way.

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."
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ArtLearner

The more the game changes, the more it stays the same

"Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease."
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low odor

Noir

001; Are you hurt? 002; No, thank you. Only a slight mishap. 001; Gee, I thought sure we were gonna kill somebody. 002; is a very difficult fellow to kill
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3djester

Dust

For a one-leg rancher... he's one tough son of a bitch.
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Slobade

grow up

001: And stop saying "okay" all the time. Okay? 002: Okay. 001: Good.
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3djester

Passed down through generations

1- The ancient male symbol was the blade, it's a basic phallus. It's still used today on military uniforms. 2- Yes, and the more penises you have, the higher your rank. Boys will be boys!
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StephenVyas

I am Pagliacci

"Will every human being that I care for just leave?"
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low odor

I have to return...

I have to return some videotapes. [EDIT] I think I failed at comprehending the rules/didn't understand the next thread is posted by the last winner. If a mod could delete that would be great :(
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Deathstick

It was a nice, round, number.

"My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes. "
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glottis8

A Telltale Heart

The user and all related content has been deleted.
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blankslatejoe

I'm the thief you tried to cheat.

Hope this one goes fast. "If you think that by giving cold fusion to the world and giving up unimaginable wealth you'll make us happy, you're right."
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[Deleted User]

Rodentia

"....You would have to be an idiot of elephantine proportions..."
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glottis8

The only maquereau that pays her taxes

"Is he a nutcase?"
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Steve Schulze

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