Yeah.... I also tend to sign up with a forum as a new user just to blast a cryptic rant to total strangers when I'm having a bad day. Btw. that rant from what I remember of it worked pretty well as rap lyrics. I read it while playing some RunDMC track and it totally elevated the post.
Added it to the wiki, thanks for sharing this! <rant> It's a shame someone sent that in a PM instead of posting here on the forum, where others could have seen it too. Threads like this come up in searches, so future eyes will see it too. That's why I always try to answer tech questions on the forum instead of via PMs.…