Okay... Lighting is the hardest thing ever ): Anyway, here's an update. Still quite a bit to do. Need to fix shadows, add the fire lighting on the floor and make proper fire. That's UDK fire. It doesn't look good, unfortunately. So that's another thing on my to do list.
Is it possible to have a beam fire intermittently? It always seems to be constantly on, I'd like it to fire just like a regular particle system with a variable spawn rate. Setting a variable spawn rate does nothing.