It was probably released in the mirror world, but what happens in the mirrors doesn't necessarily happen in the real world - only when the writers find it convenient.
Where's Kiefer Sutherland when you need him?
should have just aimed for 9/11. the desire to know the details of the comp. would have blocked out all the bs and boring shiat the tv stations are going to play as memorials and chances to buy collector coins in memory of dead people gold plated in fake gold with pictures of the towers and george bush.
should have just aimed for 9/11. the desire to know the details of the comp. would have blocked out all the bs and boring shiat the tv stations are going to play as memorials and chances to buy collector coins in memory of dead people gold plated in fake gold with pictures of the towers and george bush.
attention... I'm from the future and its still not here.... its sept. 4th now. Russia has attack georgia.. the state and we're on the brink of ww3. prepare yourself!!!!
Deep in the center of the earth where Fred is laboring endlessly putting on the final touches, its Sept 2nd 2007. Its a hard calculation to do and since web based counters can't shoot hamsters out of a 72 Nova's tail pipe we end up in the mess where in now.
Basically take the original start date, check back 3-4 weeks after that when most of the buzz has died down and you'll be in great shape to check out the competition, and start an entry with still a bunch of time left to finish.
If you want a more precise date, you'll need to acquire the 72 virgin hamsters and the 72 Nova (with original tail pipe) before I can even begin to explain it.
Fail... you need a 1972 chevy nova with the original tail pipe. Not 72 novas. It is highly unlikely your hamsters are still virgins so we'll need to start over... =P
I probably should have mentioned they also need to be raised 2 miles underground without human contact...
But once you get the hamsters sorted out. Number them all, stuff them in paper tubes and use bananna halves to cap the ends creating a mini hampster bullet. You fire all 72 hamsters using the Nova.
- If the 33rd female hamster goes 7 or more feet farther then the last male fired count the hairs on the 7th hamster to be fired (doun't count the chared hairs) divide that number by 877 and thats the number of hamsters you need to race. Place them in balls and find a hill that is as close to a 15% grade as possible. Take the winner and have it chew through the first hamsters paper tube. Becareful to note its start and stop time (in miliseconds) divide that number by 12 and thats how many days behind the earths inner time zone is behind your current time at that moment in time. Since it is constantly in flux you'll need to repeat the experiment each week, day or hour you need to check in with the inner earth.
- If the 33rd female hamster DOES NOT go 7 or more feet past the 7th hamster then you have a bad batch and need to start over...
It's been hard finding funding for such a project but someday the grant will come in and we'll be able to add "Earth Inner Time" to the giant wall of clocks.
yup... we went gold last week. It's that crazy calm after the storm when your head is buzzing and you go from having everything that needs to be done, to nothing. It's lonely without my long list of to-do's.
Well technically I have a mother F-Ton of stuff to do so we're ready for the next game =/ But we're being forced to take a week off and just relax. Its driving me nuts... I'm sneaking in work when they're not looking...
alright, I've lost interest. I'm not going to enter anymore, so Adam, you can tell me the specs via IM now that I'm not in the contest anymore. I won't tell anyone. Because I'm not entering anymore.
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*eats a sammich*
go play with relationship cat
Where's Kiefer Sutherland when you need him?
all this dead time makes josh go crazy
Almost There!
hmmmmm (i have a hardon for adam). <---- aww admin ninja edits are fun
HaHa. Adam burn. Ass.
:P
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silly me...
Basically take the original start date, check back 3-4 weeks after that when most of the buzz has died down and you'll be in great shape to check out the competition, and start an entry with still a bunch of time left to finish.
If you want a more precise date, you'll need to acquire the 72 virgin hamsters and the 72 Nova (with original tail pipe) before I can even begin to explain it.
But once you get the hamsters sorted out. Number them all, stuff them in paper tubes and use bananna halves to cap the ends creating a mini hampster bullet. You fire all 72 hamsters using the Nova.
- If the 33rd female hamster goes 7 or more feet farther then the last male fired count the hairs on the 7th hamster to be fired (doun't count the chared hairs) divide that number by 877 and thats the number of hamsters you need to race. Place them in balls and find a hill that is as close to a 15% grade as possible. Take the winner and have it chew through the first hamsters paper tube. Becareful to note its start and stop time (in miliseconds) divide that number by 12 and thats how many days behind the earths inner time zone is behind your current time at that moment in time. Since it is constantly in flux you'll need to repeat the experiment each week, day or hour you need to check in with the inner earth.
- If the 33rd female hamster DOES NOT go 7 or more feet past the 7th hamster then you have a bad batch and need to start over...
It's been hard finding funding for such a project but someday the grant will come in and we'll be able to add "Earth Inner Time" to the giant wall of clocks.
Fuck it. . . I'll be patient. . .
Well technically I have a mother F-Ton of stuff to do so we're ready for the next game =/ But we're being forced to take a week off and just relax. Its driving me nuts... I'm sneaking in work when they're not looking...
for some reason, the idea of shooting hamsters out of tailpipes makes me think of doing art mythbusters style: http://www.videosift.com/video/MythBusters-CPU-vs-GPU-or-Paintball-Cannons-are-Cool
id hate to have to deal with that many big name sponsors...
Good luck guys, this will be fun once it arrives!
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Dick in a box! FTW