The Q-Branch Quote game!

Topic	Replies	Latest Post
and here it is! "When we throw the switches, how long before the ship blows?"	4 Last	glottis8 Dec 2010
You done f*cked up now! "When there is an opportunity...I do not hit. It hits all by itself."	6 Last	Mister Sentient Dec 2010
FIVE GOLD RINGS! "Tea without milk is so uncivilized."	2 Last	blankslatejoe Dec 2010
fdsfsdagvfavwvw 'bow to the queen of slime'	4 Last	blankslatejoe Dec 2010
Di Thred Wid Many names x.x This one should be easy for you guys. "I'grewup in'a tough neighbor-hood."	17 Last	DrunkShaman Dec 2010
Been a long time, Polycount What was I supposed to do? Call him for cheating better than me? In front of the others?	9 Last	blankslatejoe Dec 2010
;( "Nice Beaver!" "Thanks, I just had it stuffed"	6 Last	low odor Dec 2010
I stole your turn! - When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. - I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.	4 Last	Rens Nov 2010
In technicolor Ok heres your quote "You'll do as I say, and ask no questions. Do you follow my drift?" "In technicolor sir"	8 Last	danr Nov 2010
Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. "You're hallucinating! How many times do I have to say it? You didn't kill a cop!"	12 Last	Wombatinahat Nov 2010
Dang rascals... "Satanus... That's Latin for Satan."	8 Last	Zipfinator Nov 2010
Yarr! Is everything a joke to you? Only the things that matter. Might be too easy.. :/	4 Last	fearian Nov 2010
...And you grow cold. Cold like a snail. "No, that's just dried blood. [i]Those[/i] are his brains. " Might be an easy one.	5 Last	bbob Nov 2010
because i can i like them! i like them! i liked them before i even met them! you hate them compared to how much i like them!	12 Last	Steve Schulze Nov 2010
She has HUUUUGe!!!......tracts o'land "You wet my bed!" "That was gas talk dude."	5 Last	low odor Oct 2010
Thank you sir, may I have another An easy one for you all. "Im peeing on my face too..... on the inside"	4 Last	slipsius Oct 2010
No! I can't use my blackberry. I gotta use my brainberry! "I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead."	5 Last	HandSandwich Oct 2010
You got a purdy Mouth super easy "Bob, Gun."	7 Last	low odor Oct 2010
This thread has no title. What did he say? He said the train is lost. How can a train be lost? It's on rails.	9 Last	Synthesizer Oct 2010
Obsess yourself with causality. The information you hear is a loophole. Technicality. No idea how well known this movie is. I'm sure there'll be some fans amongst you. "You mean you want me to knock up your broad?"	5 Last	Steve Schulze Oct 2010
Llama Soup Brigade "Chunky asses?!"	4 Last	Mode Magenta Oct 2010
shut your cake hole! " Is there anyone here who speaks English? Or.... even ancient Greek? "	3 Last	low odor Sep 2010
Born with a moustache in a supernova. "Has it ever occurred to you that part of being a parent is trying to kill your kids?" And... Go.	8 Last	Steve Schulze Sep 2010
Tea with natural flavour Sanka.. you dead? Ya, mon.	7 Last	Steve Schulze Sep 2010
I'm too lazy to come up with something witty "This is a great opportunity for you. Plus the money's good. Kids won't starve." "Don't have any kids." "I do."	3 Last	InProgress Sep 2010
When are rappers gonna start raining sandwiches? "Hey. Do you wanna be my jail cell BFF, without the forced rape?"	9 Last	HandSandwich Sep 2010
pff a title needed la la la so i just fill this one up with rable for your asdfness. "chimpansees often use sticks as crude tools"	4 Last	Rens Sep 2010
squire "It used to be you could lick a sheet of acid, hold up a band, fuck a whore in Times Square without anyone batting an eyelash. Now, one blunt, we're in the clink. This whole city's fucked"	15 Last	danshewan Sep 2010
Ah Pook "Those rednecks are probably enjoying the whole thing."	3 Last	Mode Magenta Sep 2010
Whoa! "Did poor m'ma's silly dreaming plant in my brain some seed, which was after-wards, to grow into the most sensational criminal endeavor of the century?"	14 Last	SpeCter Sep 2010
He's off the map! I wanted to understand as much as I could about the procedure as possible... I think it's important for my job to understand the inner workings of the work that we do, well not that I do, but the wor…	4 Last	Mode Magenta Sep 2010
gramps Was going to do a picture one like the last one but couldn't think of a decent poster offhand so heres a quote. Should maybe be a seperate picture game it was good fun. "So pull the truck over! You …	4 Last	Wombatinahat Sep 2010
purgleshnurgle [IMG]http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r231/danr76/poster2.jpg[/IMG]	7 Last	danr Sep 2010
You can't handle the quote! "And if we're not back by dawn... call the president."	2 Last	achillesian Sep 2010
Tell me, what is best in life? "I'll only ask once that you and your adorable sweater step away from the door."	6 Last	HandSandwich Sep 2010
Doing it like the pigeons!? "Hold on, hold on, that's not how the pigeons do it! You're supposed to stamp on her head and peck her!"	6 Last	MegaMoogle Sep 2010
pickles KK heres the next one. "If pickles goes for it right there thats a dead cat. This is lies, were liars"	13 Last	Bishop Aug 2010
Kansas City Shuffle Y-you? Nahh... You're dead. You're DEAD!	4 Last	SpeCter Aug 2010
Funny "Don't look at me with that tone of voice, or I punch you in the shirt!" Enjoy lol	4 Last	Intermission Aug 2010
My mouth isn't bleeding but I can taste blood "Hey noodledicks! These guys just ordered 4 rounds of premium tequila! Now are you gonna sit by and watch while these guys make you look like fucking pussies?"	6 Last	Wombatinahat Aug 2010
Walk away "There goes the baddest ass in the yard."	3 Last	HandSandwich Aug 2010
Taco taco taco / Burrito burrito "Get a hostage negotiator down here and put some stank on it! He could be in there all... touching her and shit!"	8 Last	HandSandwich Aug 2010
Hitmen Baby! Here you go: "Damnit! I didn't realize how fucked up I was till I just saw your ass, girl. You went from Beyonce to Bigfoot in less than 6 fucking hours!"	3 Last	Emil Mujanovic Aug 2010
pow Ok here it is "I been in America all my life. I'm due for a change. I wanna see what TV in other countries is like."	2 Last	Wombatinahat Aug 2010
My city was gone "Hey, if I had some place to go I certainly wouldn't be in 'Cleve-Land'."	15 Last	Wombatinahat Aug 2010
A bear in his apartment? "Help! Theres a bear loose in my apartment!"	2 Last	Cap Aug 2010
The latest fad "When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you [I]know[/I] that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go…	3 Last	danshewan Aug 2010
Funny Here it is :) "You know what? I respect women. I love women. I respect them so much, that I completely stay away from them."	5 Last	Intermission Aug 2010
Golden "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross."	5 Last	danshewan Aug 2010
Fire and Lightning My turn, "Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse."	5 Last	Intermission Aug 2010