The Q-Branch Quote game!

Topic	Replies	Latest Post
He stole my balloons! [COLOR=DarkOrange]A: What do you want? [/COLOR] B: My face on the one dollar bill. [COLOR=DarkOrange]A: You must be joking. [/COLOR] B: Do I look like I'm joking?	8 Last	fearian Apr 2011
I need to watch this again [COLOR="Sienna"]1: Do you know what I'm looking at? Do you know what I'm looking at? [/COLOR] [COLOR="White"]2: No, I do not. [/COLOR] [COLOR="Sienna"]1: Ok, well first there's my gun... and at the e…	11 Last	Sean VanGorder Apr 2011
Vive la r "I don't want to call a key I want my car cab"	11 Last	exhatrent Apr 2011
And that's Jenga. "They're going to rape us and break our arms!" "I don't want my arms broken!"	7 Last	exhatrent Apr 2011
it has a hint of lemon 1.....you know what's good for shoulder pain? 2........ What? 1..... If you lick my butt hole.	5 Last	low odor Apr 2011
Step up Sorry for the delay ... Not expecting this to last long :p Anywho here we go 'Listen... can you smell that?'	2 Last	BadgerBaiter Apr 2011
It's headed straight for us! Hey everybody there's a shit cloud comin', run for your lives.	5 Last	BadgerBaiter Apr 2011
You like Led Zeppelin? [B]1[/B]: Where are your parents? [COLOR=DarkOrange][B]2[/B]: Where are yours? [/COLOR] [B]1[/B]: Are you even injured? [COLOR=DarkOrange][B]2[/B]: Do I look injured? [/COLOR] [B]1[/B]: Well, w…	6 Last	glottis8 Apr 2011
Hello there. "I really don't know. This office doesn't handle petty larceny."	8 Last	Talbot Apr 2011
Holla! "......it's like it's some kind of hot tub time machine.."	6 Last	low odor Apr 2011
When life gives you lemons... It seems I always just choose quotes from movies I watched most recently. Ah well, luckily, I saw an awesome one just last night! Woman: "Thanks, stranger. My husband's an idiot, but I'm glad h…	4 Last	blankslatejoe Apr 2011
CHARGE! "Once, a long time ago, we thought if he'd be George Washington it might be a nice change for him, and we suggested it...Do you know what happened? He just stayed under his bed for days and wouldn't …	3 Last	Mezz Apr 2011
Does this often happen to you? [COLOR=DarkOrange][U][B]1:[/B][/U][/COLOR]Do you accept people of the Jewish persuasion? [COLOR=DarkOrange][B][U]2:[/U][/B][/COLOR] I'm sorry, we do not. [COLOR=DarkOrange][U][B]1:[/B][/U][/COLOR…	15 Last	blankslatejoe Apr 2011
Here we go... Not expecting this one to last too long, but I like it :p 'I'm for Genaro's, but then, what do I know? I'm a bear. I suck the heads off of fish'	2 Last	BadgerBaiter Mar 2011
ready? What happened to your nose? I was using it to break some guy's fist.	15 Last	Wombatinahat Mar 2011
Yacht Rockin: SO SMOOTH "Get me another beer, Dragon Lady! This one's running on empty."	8 Last	BadgerBaiter Mar 2011
THUG LYFE Man 1: "Chill Brah." Man 2: "Did he just call you a piece of underwear?!"	6 Last	HandSandwich Mar 2011
just saw this last night for the first time. [U]1[/U]:But I just figured out how to strip one of those zombie concubines naked. [U][U][B]2[/B][/U][/U]: That is what I'm talking about. How do you do it? [U][B]1[/B][/U]: Up, up, down, down,…	8 Last	glottis8 Mar 2011
A banger in the mouth "Your farts aren't manly." "Are you serious?" "They sound like a baby blowing out birthday candles."	4 Last	glottis8 Mar 2011
Rule #1: In my van, it's RUSH Ok lets see if you guys can get this one: "I'm not feeling! He is the one who's feeling! This is a mistake!"	2 Last	RAL Mar 2011
Jason wrecked his car in the transporter, he now is.. the mechanic! Oke so this movie is not serious at all, a real classic comedy. I bet it will be guessed rather quickly, but here goes. ... "i'm a ghost, ghost ghost ghost"	5 Last	Rens Mar 2011
Do you even have a name? Haven't played in awhile, but I decided to go with a pic (That was a fun thing to do last I played) [img]https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1289707/Mysteryscreenone.jpg[/img] Oh, another hint: This movie ha…	9 Last	Rens Feb 2011
Boy I sure love a good game! Just watched this one again the other night, thought it'd be a fun one to choose. :) "...Now I'm gonna go home and have sex with my wife!!"	2 Last	Mezz Feb 2011
"Her?" "She's really funny." "What an amazing eye. I wonder if I could fly back home with this." Extra points if you get the title of the post as well, I figured it would be too easy.	6 Last	achillesian Feb 2011
best film of the past 15 years "there's a special rung in hell reserved for people that waste good Scotch"	2 Last	danr Feb 2011
Ave Satani. I dunno how many folks will know this one, but we'll see how we go. "Open that door, you spawn of the devil's own strumpet!"	4 Last	Steve Schulze Feb 2011
Shotguns? What like guns that fire shots? Character 1: Jesus, [SPOILER]Plank[/SPOILER], couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot! Character 2: I don't fucking believe this! Can everyo…	3 Last	Steve Schulze Feb 2011
Mmm I love me a good pirate hooker "You're a Smelly pirate hooker...why don't you go back to your home on whore island!"	2 Last	low odor Feb 2011
soooooo.... "Are you completely pussy-whipped? Why don't you just take your balls out of your wifes purse... make a stand for one time in your life."	7 Last	glottis8 Feb 2011
quotezor "May I have ten thousand marbles, please"	4 Last	Wombatinahat Feb 2011
Green is the new black "This is not going to have a happy ending."	8 Last	low odor Feb 2011
...through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids "There it lay, the prize they sought. A financial district swarming with multi-nationals, conglomerates, and fat, bloated merchant banks."	2 Last	Mister Sentient Feb 2011
o_O [SIZE=2][B]"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"[/B][/SIZE]	3 Last	Mister Sentient Feb 2011
quotizzle Here you go quote fans. "Don't waste my motherfucking time!"	4 Last	Wombatinahat Feb 2011
Hot summers and fun times, ahh This isn't exactly a blast from the past. girl: Jesus christ, is she for real? boy: No, she's daddies little angel.	6 Last	System Feb 2011
sdfsdfsfsfs points for accuracy man 1 : "what are you doing here, you promised never to do this kind of thing again" man 2 : "i never promised any such thing" man 1 : "not you, you twit ... her" woman : "i've n…	9 Last	System Jan 2011
It's naaad a tuma! "You know the generosity of women never ceases to amaze me."	15 Last	Rens Jan 2011
blerg "For us, there is no spring. Just the wind that smells fresh before the storm."	6 Last	Mister Sentient Jan 2011
moo Next quote. "Money or the ability to make it doesn't impress anybody around here."	3 Last	Wombatinahat Jan 2011
Quote Game Thread #72 "You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol." "Hmm. Really? Like what?" "Women, nacho grande platters, the fellowships of fascinating individuals like Warren here. Alcohol is just …	5 Last	Zipfinator Jan 2011
we are eternally grateful! "I'm gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge." =]	2 Last	glottis8 Jan 2011
Gonna getcha Sucka "...great, the bloodsucking Bradybunch..."	8 Last	low odor Jan 2011
It's so stimulating being your hat. maybe this one will go fast.. i don't know. But i like this movie a lot.. pretty classic. "Oh no! Your Majesty, not the eternal stench!"	3 Last	glottis8 Jan 2011
whats a not a computer? sorry for the delay guys. havent touched a computer since i posted the winning answer a few days ago. life got in the way. anyways, easy one "Fish are friends. not food"	2 Last	slipsius Jan 2011
Such a great line "Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her or something. I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."	4 Last	Sean VanGorder Jan 2011
This one will go fast i hope. " I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing."	3 Last	glottis8 Jan 2011
they really don't make them like this any more ... "my god ... who's hand was i holding?"	8 Last	glottis8 Jan 2011
True Grit was pretty awesome! "I used to believe in many things, all of it! Now, I believe only in dynamite." from one awesome movie! can you guess which one?	16 Last	glottis8 Jan 2011
for the love of shiny things... "my dad would never do that he loved me..." yea easy one	2 Last	Dn2 Dec 2010
Nothing finer than a loaded gun and a man to shoot it at! "...Those chops are too righteous!..... Those helms can't.. handle this level of rock and roll!!"	3 Last	Dn2 Dec 2010