I'm too lazy to come up with something witty

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"This is a great opportunity for you. Plus the money's good. Kids won't starve."
"Don't have any kids."
"I do."

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Anyone? Here's a new quote:

"So, this is where you put the granny?"
"No, this is where we put Mike McCarra"

Rens

ghost writer

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Yep, that's the one. You're up, mate.