Baseball bats and boogeymen
"Miss Nude America is going to be on tonight."
"How can you hear what she's going to say?"
"Who cares what she says?"
"How can you hear what she's going to say?"
"Who cares what she says?"
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"What the HELL did that, Lieutenant?"
"I don't know. What's the coroner got to say?"
"He's been in the John pukin' since he saw it."
Pretty sure those were the only functional quotes that wouldn't have been a dead give-away as well
Alright, i'll have one up by the end of the day to keep this thing rollin