JM VS KP : Battle of the Bulge

killingpeople · Mar 2009

War is in the air! I challenge Jesse Moody to an art duel.

Here are my terms:

Concept and model a Penis Tank. That's all I want out of this. So... let the biggest and baddest win!

Jesse Moody · Mar 2009

Ok lets do this. When is the due date?

killingpeople · Mar 2009

When's good for you? I don't want to invest too much time on it

Jesse Moody · Mar 2009

How is due Sunday night sound?

killingpeople · Mar 2009

It'll be hard, but I'll try 'n meat it.

Jesse Moody · Mar 2009

Well then. Let's see who can beat the other into submission and cum out the winner.

Yozora · Mar 2009

My money is on Jesse, he has higher post count and higher forum rank. But then again kp has 2 years advantage in join date and more IM icons. Hmm tough call.

GO JESSE!

Microneezia · Mar 2009

You may be right, but I've heard tell that KP has studied this very subject in exile for years... I believe he chose the contest content based on intricate familiarity and many hours of hands on experience.... my money is on KP!

GO Killing!

rooster · Mar 2009

ha-ha! but I know the p in kp doesnt stand for people, it stands for penis! go killingpenis!

Wicked-J · Mar 2009

Haha, nice Cory. My greens on Killing... He's a pro at sketching a unit. You should incorporate bumps for extra texture.... I'm just sayin

SHEPEIRO · Mar 2009

Jesse Moody wrote: »

Ok lets do this. When is the due date?

2 maybe 3 minutes, depending whether youve got lazystroke turned on

haZe · Mar 2009

Epic.

JacqueChoi · Mar 2009

Put the Pen setting at 15

So your Pen15 stroke feels harder.. and umm

.. ya i dunno where im going with this

SHEPEIRO · Mar 2009

when i log back on i expect to see two polycount members getting down to some serious....

Wicked-J · Mar 2009

I can't stop laughing just thinking what the hell your sick minds will twist up. Awesomeness!

I wanna see some WIP posts within a couple hours damn it!

richkid · Mar 2009

KP, DONT DO IT THAT MAN IS A GENERAL

Andreas · Mar 2009

killingpeople wrote: »

It'll be hard, but I'll try 'n meat it.

Was that intentional, because I won't stoop to your level.

Firebert · Mar 2009

this shit is regoshdamnfuckingcockulous!
my money is on kp... simply for the sheer fact that he will find a way to give me the correct spelling of regoshdamnfuckingcockulous... the man is a fucking genius.

fearian · Mar 2009

Quick, form a circle around them!

"fight! fight! fight!"

Microneezia · Mar 2009

fearian wrote: »

Quick, form a circle around them!

"fight! fight! fight!"

Quick for a circle with them!

Slum · Mar 2009

Jesse: Sorry dude, my money is on KP. Skillz to pay tha billz, son.

killingpeople · Mar 2009

Just rubb'n some ideas out

NyneDown · Mar 2009

lmao@cock'oflage

Jeezus christ in a car seat man...that's awesome

Microneezia · Mar 2009

How the hell do you fire that thing? shouldn't there be some sort of stroking device or titillation mechanism?

needs more chordee

Slum · Mar 2009

why is the head speckled?

Wicked-J · Mar 2009

because it's an upgraded herpie tank (germ warfare). The weapons are much more devastating this way... it's science!

JacqueChoi · Mar 2009

http://www.mefeedia.com/entry/3302652/

robioto · Mar 2009

That cock tank needs some balls, you can't have a cock without balls.

robioto · Mar 2009

Wicked-J wrote: »

because it's an upgraded herpie tank (germ warfare). The weapons are much more devastating this way... it's science!

I think you mean (sperm warfare).

Wicked-J · Mar 2009

I think you mean (sperm warfare).

Nope, herpi weapons (germ warfare). Sperm is a given.... it is a cock tank after all. You are right though, you cant have a cock with out balls.

Filbot · Mar 2009

This challenge is brilliant! May the best cock win!

BoBo_the_seal · Mar 2009

Couldn't resist! Kick Ass topic!

- BoBo

EarthQuake · Mar 2009

Hey guys, be careful, Sandbag is bound to be lurking around here just WAITING to explain how unrealistic a dick tank is.

Slum · Mar 2009

wow bobo, you busted that out quick. I'm beginning to think you were already working on it, and this thread is just a convenient coverup

BoBo_the_seal · Mar 2009

Hey when you know your subject as intimately as I ...

ThatDon · Mar 2009

This is so full of fucking win.

Em. · Mar 2009

What, no animations?

konstruct · Mar 2009

thats better- just remembered why I love polycount so much.

low odor · Mar 2009

BoBo ...you are teh COckMAsta!

Wells · Mar 2009

damn, bobo, that's a clean shave

oobersli · Mar 2009

Thats awesome bobo. I'm pretty sure that needs to be made into a RC car now.

pliang · Mar 2009

All the best "pulling" this off.

killingpeople · Mar 2009

I'm dying! I'm dying! I'm dtyin ahahahaha! so gross! you are so aweasome bobo!

PixelMasher · Mar 2009

shiet, now thats what I call a spunk cannon. Dude you should totally 3d print that and causally have it sittin' on your desk.

Parnell · Mar 2009

Wow that is just so damn flawless.
I bet the tank can only shoot 3 MAYBE 4 times a day before having to refuel. With about 15-20 minutes between each shot to reload.
B

killingpeople · Mar 2009

HAHAHBWhahaha!

jouste · Mar 2009

*standing ovation*

dear god bobo, that thing's immaculate.

Vrav · Mar 2009

Amazing, yes.

gavku · Mar 2009

fuken ace!!!

So if Dom War has some sort of penis theme, we're pretty much guaranteed victory...

Microneezia · Mar 2009

someone gonna bust out the "uncut" secret weapon?

EVIL · Mar 2009

LOL!

JM VS KP : Battle of the Bulge

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