JM VS KP : Battle of the Bulge

killingpeople

War is in the air! I challenge Jesse Moody to an art duel.

Here are my terms:

Concept and model a Penis Tank. That's all I want out of this. So... let the biggest and baddest win!

Jesse Moody

Ok lets do this. When is the due date?

killingpeople

When's good for you? I don't want to invest too much time on it

Jesse Moody

How is due Sunday night sound?

killingpeople

It'll be hard, but I'll try 'n meat it.

Jesse Moody

Well then. Let's see who can beat the other into submission and cum out the winner.

Yozora

My money is on Jesse, he has higher post count and higher forum rank. But then again kp has 2 years advantage in join date and more IM icons. Hmm tough call.

GO JESSE!

Microneezia

You may be right, but I've heard tell that KP has studied this very subject in exile for years... I believe he chose the contest content based on intricate familiarity and many hours of hands on experience.... my money is on KP!

GO Killing!

rooster

ha-ha! but I know the p in kp doesnt stand for people, it stands for penis! go killingpenis!

Wicked-J

Haha, nice Cory. My greens on Killing... He's a pro at sketching a unit. You should incorporate bumps for extra texture.... I'm just sayin

SHEPEIRO

Jesse Moody wrote: »

Ok lets do this. When is the due date?

2 maybe 3 minutes, depending whether youve got lazystroke turned on

haZe

Epic.

JacqueChoi

Put the Pen setting at 15

So your Pen15 stroke feels harder.. and umm

.. ya i dunno where im going with this

SHEPEIRO

when i log back on i expect to see two polycount members getting down to some serious....

Wicked-J

I can't stop laughing just thinking what the hell your sick minds will twist up. Awesomeness!

I wanna see some WIP posts within a couple hours damn it!

richkid

KP, DONT DO IT THAT MAN IS A GENERAL

Andreas

killingpeople wrote: »

It'll be hard, but I'll try 'n meat it.

Was that intentional, because I won't stoop to your level.

Firebert

this shit is regoshdamnfuckingcockulous!
my money is on kp... simply for the sheer fact that he will find a way to give me the correct spelling of regoshdamnfuckingcockulous... the man is a fucking genius.

fearian

Quick, form a circle around them!

"fight! fight! fight!"

Microneezia

fearian wrote: »

Quick, form a circle around them!

"fight! fight! fight!"

Quick for a circle with them!

Slum

Jesse: Sorry dude, my money is on KP. Skillz to pay tha billz, son.

killingpeople

Just rubb'n some ideas out

NyneDown

lmao@cock'oflage


Jeezus christ in a car seat man...that's awesome

Microneezia

How the hell do you fire that thing? shouldn't there be some sort of stroking device or titillation mechanism?

needs more chordee

Slum

why is the head speckled?

Wicked-J

because it's an upgraded herpie tank (germ warfare). The weapons are much more devastating this way... it's science!

JacqueChoi

http://www.mefeedia.com/entry/3302652/

robioto

That cock tank needs some balls, you can't have a cock without balls.

robioto

Wicked-J wrote: »

because it's an upgraded herpie tank (germ warfare). The weapons are much more devastating this way... it's science!

I think you mean (sperm warfare).

Wicked-J

I think you mean (sperm warfare).

Nope, herpi weapons (germ warfare). Sperm is a given.... it is a cock tank after all. You are right though, you cant have a cock with out balls.

Filbot

This challenge is brilliant! May the best cock win!

BoBo_the_seal

Couldn't resist! Kick Ass topic!



- BoBo

EarthQuake

Hey guys, be careful, Sandbag is bound to be lurking around here just WAITING to explain how unrealistic a dick tank is.

Slum

wow bobo, you busted that out quick. I'm beginning to think you were already working on it, and this thread is just a convenient coverup

BoBo_the_seal

Hey when you know your subject as intimately as I ...

ThatDon

This is so full of fucking win.

Em.

What, no animations?

konstruct

thats better- just remembered why I love polycount so much.

low odor

BoBo ...you are teh COckMAsta!

Wells

damn, bobo, that's a clean shave

oobersli

Thats awesome bobo. I'm pretty sure that needs to be made into a RC car now.

pliang

All the best "pulling" this off.

killingpeople

I'm dying! I'm dying! I'm dtyin ahahahaha! so gross! you are so aweasome bobo!

PixelMasher

shiet, now thats what I call a spunk cannon. Dude you should totally 3d print that and causally have it sittin' on your desk.

Parnell

Wow that is just so damn flawless.
I bet the tank can only shoot 3 MAYBE 4 times a day before having to refuel. With about 15-20 minutes between each shot to reload.
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killingpeople

HAHAHBWhahaha!

jouste

*standing ovation*

dear god bobo, that thing's immaculate.

Vrav

Amazing, yes.

gavku

fuken ace!!!

So if Dom War has some sort of penis theme, we're pretty much guaranteed victory...

Microneezia

someone gonna bust out the "uncut" secret weapon?

EVIL

LOL!