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zombie rules
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dejawolf
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dejawolf
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Feb 2008
just a fun little forum game.
i'll start:
#1: zombies don't have a sense of humour.
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Rhinokey
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#2: zombies don't have rules
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low odor
polycounter lvl 17
Feb 2008
#3: Zombies don't obey the rules they dont have
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HonkyPunch
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#4: zombies don't have to adhere to any scientific, theological, or basic principles of life
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Kevin Albers
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#5: zombies never bathe.
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Mishra
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#6: zombies never have a well thought out opinion on environmental issues
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acc
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#7: zombies never notice "wet floor" signs.
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TheWinterLord
polycounter lvl 17
Feb 2008
#8: zombies eat people.
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Ozymandias
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#9: zombies never go in for manicures.
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Gav
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Feb 2008
#10: Zombies must wear vintage clothing at all times.
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Illusions
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#11: 9 out of 10 Zombies prefer brains.
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Psyk0
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#12: Zombies should regroup into massive crowds whenever possible.
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sonic
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#13: Zombies are never to be naked. Ever.
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Thegodzero
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#14: Zombies are only to have sex with livestock such as cattle or sheep.
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Ferg
polycounter lvl 17
Feb 2008
#15: zombies are only allowed to drink out of sippy cups
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Vailias
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#16: Zombies may park in handicapped spots.
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hawken
polycounter lvl 19
Feb 2008
#17: A Zombies top speed and range is defined by the year of it's film
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KeyserSoze
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#18: Zombies eat human brain matter not because it invigorates them with the essence of life, but rather, because its low carb and high protein content make it the ideal Atkins diet snack.
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Mongrelman
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#19: Zombies only become 'skeleton warriors' when 85% or more of their soft tissue has been removed, via natural decay or inflicted damage.
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hellobuddy
Feb 2008
#20
Zombies must pray to jebus at all times, as he was the first zombie and thus the ancestor of all zombies.
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sama.van
polycounter lvl 14
Feb 2008
#21
Zombies think Michael Jackson is one too.. and don't want to eat him...
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danr
interpolator
Feb 2008
#22
zombies are never the reanimated corpses of old people, which is a missed opportunity in my opinion
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nkoste
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#23: Zombies find each other attractive.
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katzeimsack
polycounter lvl 17
Feb 2008
[ QUOTE ]
#22
zombies are never the reanimated corpses of old people, which is a missed opportunity in my opinion
[/ QUOTE ]
Shaun of the Dead?
http://imdb.com/title/tt0365748/
:P
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danr
interpolator
Feb 2008
#24
as far as i can tell there are no old zombies in shaun of the dead. Germans find this confusing
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Slum
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Feb 2008
Philip?
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Josh_Singh
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Feb 2008
#25
Zombies don't have a gag reflex. YES!
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dfacto
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#26
Keith Richards is the zombie ambassador to earth
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IronHawk
polycounter lvl 10
Feb 2008
#27
Zombies love to play WOW
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Wells
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#28
Zombies are secretly ticklish
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e_x
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#29
Zombies have
objectives
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moose
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Feb 2008
#30
Zombies are stupid (in the brain! not in concept!)
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killingpeople
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#31
Zombies are stronger than humans
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Mansir
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#32
Zombies will never give a courtesy flush.
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Slipstream
polycounter lvl 19
Feb 2008
#33: All zombie's are gainfully unemployed
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Target_Renegade
polycounter lvl 11
Feb 2008
#34
Zombies can't drown.
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snemmy
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#35: Zombies are dead. Try harder.
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Target_Renegade
polycounter lvl 11
Feb 2008
#36
Zombies are the living dead and can die with the destruction of their brains, thus technically they are living.
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HonkyPunch
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
# 37 Zombies are not allowed to own property, and it is considered a capital offense for them to invade any property, private or otherwise
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HandSandwich
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#38: Zombies love tacos.
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TheWinterLord
polycounter lvl 17
Feb 2008
#39: Zombies do not feel pain.
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Geezus
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Feb 2008
#40: You will inevitably trip while running from a Zombie; thus allowing them to catch up for the ever so tasty brain snack.
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Joao Sapiro
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Feb 2008
#41zombies
do not care what they do to a camera to be posted in youtube.
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achmedthesnake
polycounter lvl 17
Feb 2008
#42
The devouring of your flesh and brains is actually a misunderstood friendly greeting of a zombie that just wants to get to know you..
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Mishra
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#43: contrary to popular belief, zombies do not like the rock band "the cranberries" and frankly consider them quite offensive.
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swampbug
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#44: Female Zombies get their period once a day
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Mtg_kirin
Feb 2008
#45
Zombies make life more fun.
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hawken
polycounter lvl 19
Feb 2008
#46
Zombies don't eat each other.
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dfacto
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#47
Zombies have no rythm
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ALPHAwolf
polycounter lvl 18
Feb 2008
#48
zombies can only be killed by the GL or RL.
#49
zombies are also attracted to the sounds of shotguns and lawnmowers.
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danr
interpolator
Feb 2008
#50
... Zombies get quite annoyed when people refer to them as old when they're clearly comfortably middle-aged, and so they bite your neck
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Zombies must pray to jebus at all times, as he was the first zombie and thus the ancestor of all zombies.
Zombies think Michael Jackson is one too.. and don't want to eat him...
#22 zombies are never the reanimated corpses of old people, which is a missed opportunity in my opinion
[/ QUOTE ]
Shaun of the Dead?
http://imdb.com/title/tt0365748/ :P
#49 zombies are also attracted to the sounds of shotguns and lawnmowers.