zombie rules

dejawolf

just a fun little forum game.
i'll start:

#1: zombies don't have a sense of humour.

Rhinokey

#2: zombies don't have rules

low odor

#3: Zombies don't obey the rules they dont have

HonkyPunch

#4: zombies don't have to adhere to any scientific, theological, or basic principles of life

Kevin Albers

#5: zombies never bathe.

Mishra

#6: zombies never have a well thought out opinion on environmental issues

acc

#7: zombies never notice "wet floor" signs.

TheWinterLord

#8: zombies eat people.

Ozymandias

#9: zombies never go in for manicures.

Gav

#10: Zombies must wear vintage clothing at all times.

Illusions

#11: 9 out of 10 Zombies prefer brains.

Psyk0

#12: Zombies should regroup into massive crowds whenever possible.

sonic

#13: Zombies are never to be naked. Ever.

Thegodzero

#14: Zombies are only to have sex with livestock such as cattle or sheep.

Ferg

#15: zombies are only allowed to drink out of sippy cups

Vailias

#16: Zombies may park in handicapped spots.

hawken

#17: A Zombies top speed and range is defined by the year of it's film

KeyserSoze

#18: Zombies eat human brain matter not because it invigorates them with the essence of life, but rather, because its low carb and high protein content make it the ideal Atkins diet snack.

Mongrelman

#19: Zombies only become 'skeleton warriors' when 85% or more of their soft tissue has been removed, via natural decay or inflicted damage.

hellobuddy

#20
Zombies must pray to jebus at all times, as he was the first zombie and thus the ancestor of all zombies.

sama.van

#21
Zombies think Michael Jackson is one too.. and don't want to eat him...

danr

#22 zombies are never the reanimated corpses of old people, which is a missed opportunity in my opinion

nkoste

#23: Zombies find each other attractive.

katzeimsack

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#22 zombies are never the reanimated corpses of old people, which is a missed opportunity in my opinion

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Shaun of the Dead?
http://imdb.com/title/tt0365748/ :P

danr

#24 as far as i can tell there are no old zombies in shaun of the dead. Germans find this confusing

Slum

Philip?

Josh_Singh

#25 Zombies don't have a gag reflex. YES!

dfacto

#26 Keith Richards is the zombie ambassador to earth

IronHawk

#27 Zombies love to play WOW

Wells

#28 Zombies are secretly ticklish

e_x

#29 Zombies have objectives

moose

#30 Zombies are stupid (in the brain! not in concept!)

killingpeople

#31 Zombies are stronger than humans

Mansir

#32 Zombies will never give a courtesy flush.

Slipstream

#33: All zombie's are gainfully unemployed

Target_Renegade

#34 Zombies can't drown.

snemmy

#35: Zombies are dead. Try harder.

Target_Renegade

#36 Zombies are the living dead and can die with the destruction of their brains, thus technically they are living.

HonkyPunch

# 37 Zombies are not allowed to own property, and it is considered a capital offense for them to invade any property, private or otherwise

HandSandwich

#38: Zombies love tacos.

TheWinterLord

#39: Zombies do not feel pain.

Geezus

#40: You will inevitably trip while running from a Zombie; thus allowing them to catch up for the ever so tasty brain snack.

Joao Sapiro

#41zombies do not care what they do to a camera to be posted in youtube.

achmedthesnake

#42 The devouring of your flesh and brains is actually a misunderstood friendly greeting of a zombie that just wants to get to know you..

Mishra

#43: contrary to popular belief, zombies do not like the rock band "the cranberries" and frankly consider them quite offensive.

swampbug

#44: Female Zombies get their period once a day

Mtg_kirin

#45 Zombies make life more fun.

hawken

#46 Zombies don't eat each other.

dfacto

#47 Zombies have no rythm

ALPHAwolf

#48 zombies can only be killed by the GL or RL.

#49 zombies are also attracted to the sounds of shotguns and lawnmowers.

danr

#50 ... Zombies get quite annoyed when people refer to them as old when they're clearly comfortably middle-aged, and so they bite your neck