zombie rules

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  Rhinokey polycounter lvl 19

  Feb 2008

  #2: zombies don't have rules

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  low odor polycounter lvl 19

  Feb 2008

  #3: Zombies don't obey the rules they dont have

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  HonkyPunch polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #4: zombies don't have to adhere to any scientific, theological, or basic principles of life

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  Kevin Albers polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #5: zombies never bathe.

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  Mishra polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #6: zombies never have a well thought out opinion on environmental issues

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  acc polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #7: zombies never notice "wet floor" signs.

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  TheWinterLord polycounter lvl 18

  Feb 2008

  #8: zombies eat people.

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  Ozymandias polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #9: zombies never go in for manicures.

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  Gav quad damage

  Feb 2008

  #10: Zombies must wear vintage clothing at all times.

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  Illusions polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #11: 9 out of 10 Zombies prefer brains.

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  Psyk0 polycounter lvl 19

  Feb 2008

  #12: Zombies should regroup into massive crowds whenever possible.

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  sonic polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #13: Zombies are never to be naked. Ever.

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  Thegodzero polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #14: Zombies are only to have sex with livestock such as cattle or sheep.

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  Ferg polycounter lvl 19

  Feb 2008

  #15: zombies are only allowed to drink out of sippy cups

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  Vailias polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #16: Zombies may park in handicapped spots.

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  hawken polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #17: A Zombies top speed and range is defined by the year of it's film

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  KeyserSoze polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #18: Zombies eat human brain matter not because it invigorates them with the essence of life, but rather, because its low carb and high protein content make it the ideal Atkins diet snack.

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  Mongrelman polycounter lvl 19

  Feb 2008

  #19: Zombies only become 'skeleton warriors' when 85% or more of their soft tissue has been removed, via natural decay or inflicted damage.

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  hellobuddy polycounter lvl 17

  Feb 2008

  #20
  Zombies must pray to jebus at all times, as he was the first zombie and thus the ancestor of all zombies.

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  sama.van polycounter lvl 18

  Feb 2008

  #21
  Zombies think Michael Jackson is one too.. and don't want to eat him...

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  danr interpolator

  Feb 2008

  #22 zombies are never the reanimated corpses of old people, which is a missed opportunity in my opinion

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  nkoste polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #23: Zombies find each other attractive.

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  katzeimsack polycounter lvl 19

  Feb 2008

  [ QUOTE ]
  #22 zombies are never the reanimated corpses of old people, which is a missed opportunity in my opinion
  
  [/ QUOTE ]
  Shaun of the Dead?
  http://imdb.com/title/tt0365748/ :P

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  danr interpolator

  Feb 2008

  #24 as far as i can tell there are no old zombies in shaun of the dead. Germans find this confusing

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  Slum polycounter lvl 19

  Feb 2008

  Philip?

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  Josh_Singh polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #25 Zombies don't have a gag reflex. YES!

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  dfacto polycounter lvl 19

  Feb 2008

  #26 Keith Richards is the zombie ambassador to earth

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  IronHawk polycounter lvl 18

  Feb 2008

  #27 Zombies love to play WOW

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  Wells polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #28 Zombies are secretly ticklish

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  e_x polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #29 Zombies have objectives

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  moose polycount sponsor

  Feb 2008

  #30 Zombies are stupid (in the brain! not in concept!)

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  killingpeople polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #31 Zombies are stronger than humans

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  Mansir polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #32 Zombies will never give a courtesy flush.

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  Slipstream polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #33: All zombie's are gainfully unemployed

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  Target_Renegade polycounter lvl 17

  Feb 2008

  #34 Zombies can't drown.

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  snemmy polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #35: Zombies are dead. Try harder.

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  Target_Renegade polycounter lvl 17

  Feb 2008

  #36 Zombies are the living dead and can die with the destruction of their brains, thus technically they are living.

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  HonkyPunch polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  # 37 Zombies are not allowed to own property, and it is considered a capital offense for them to invade any property, private or otherwise

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  HandSandwich polycounter lvl 19

  Feb 2008

  #38: Zombies love tacos.

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  TheWinterLord polycounter lvl 18

  Feb 2008

  #39: Zombies do not feel pain.

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  Geezus mod

  Feb 2008

  #40: You will inevitably trip while running from a Zombie; thus allowing them to catch up for the ever so tasty brain snack.

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  Joao Sapiro ngon master

  Feb 2008

  #41zombies do not care what they do to a camera to be posted in youtube.

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  achmedthesnake polycounter lvl 19

  Feb 2008

  #42 The devouring of your flesh and brains is actually a misunderstood friendly greeting of a zombie that just wants to get to know you..

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  Mishra polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #43: contrary to popular belief, zombies do not like the rock band "the cranberries" and frankly consider them quite offensive.

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  swampbug polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #44: Female Zombies get their period once a day

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  Mtg_kirin polycounter lvl 17

  Feb 2008

  #45 Zombies make life more fun.

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  hawken polycounter lvl 20

  Feb 2008

  #46 Zombies don't eat each other.

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  dfacto polycounter lvl 19

  Feb 2008

  #47 Zombies have no rythm

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  ALPHAwolf polycounter lvl 19

  Feb 2008

  #48 zombies can only be killed by the GL or RL.
  
  #49 zombies are also attracted to the sounds of shotguns and lawnmowers.

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  danr interpolator

  Feb 2008

  #50 ... Zombies get quite annoyed when people refer to them as old when they're clearly comfortably middle-aged, and so they bite your neck

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