There should be a law: If your pretty but ditzy, you are hearby stripped of all makeup, fancy clothes and extra curricular grooming activities. Thou shalt be reduced to homely, tomboy status and be forced to wear Oshgoshbigosh and live in a tree.
As long as she can say my name, that's all I care about She's pretty damn hot. Unfortunately for her, that's probably the only thing that will benefit her in life, because intelligence isn't.
To be honest, I think she ended up nervous and forgot what the question even was (if she even was paying attention). Obviously there was no point to reference any other country.
"I believe...umm... aahh... (oh crap thats all my coach told me to say)
[insert talking point01 here] ummm, maps...
[insert talking point02 here] ummm, Iraq...
[insert talking point03 here] ummm, South Africa...
Build stuff up, make us I mean U.S. strong. err yeah I win right?
hahaha eld, she should have said "if we could stop teaching kids in africa, iraq and asia how to cure cancer, we would be able to put America on the map by bringing world peace.
LOL I laughed as hard as anyone, and yet I have a feeling she's not QUITE as stupid as she appears. I think a lot of it was just nerves. . . but still that was damn funny.
i need to watch more beauty pagents. they seem fun?
but uhh, like, uhhhh... what err. did she um like say about eye-rack and asia and south africa? called us stupid did she. mmhmm... i c.
but if i were the judge, i'd have asked her: Djuno the capital of alaska? i'd like to see a response to that!
oh no.... getting an urge to watch the vid again!!!
Its almost as if she had a few answers prepared for a different question. It was that imprinted into her head that she couldn't think for herself to come up with a logical answer that actually made any sense or relevance to anything AT ALL!
Just like my last statement :P
Either she's thick as frozen mince....or a ruddy genius.
Let me explain...
The answer could have simply been put as "the education system is not up to par, in some places at least". But that's something anyone can come up with. Instead she dribbled a lot of irrelevant crap, showing herself to be a product of poor education, which is why she couldn't even come up with something resembling a coherent response. So she answered the question, but on a different level.
Or perhaps the purpose of her skull is to hold back her scalp from imploding due to negative pressure inside.
HA HA, saw her on the news this morning with her practiced answer this time. She says she only heard a word or two of the question, and I guess it didn't occur to her to ask to have the question repeated.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP IT! STOP IT! i hated that SO DAMN MUCH! LOL!
srry for the caps but oh my GOD! i dont know if i'm angry or laughing!
OH MY GOD!!!!!
don't worry, i'm not gonna stereotype against americans cuz of these 2 vids [cuz that's wrong/unfair/not-my-thing:D]. but OH MY GOD COULD U BEEEE any DUMBEREREST?!
argh!11!!!oneoneone! "we're the only country that has maps!" yeah, well ur the only women with no brains! ARGH! she's dumber than S. Carolina! [the rep not the state]. argh! im in rant mode that was so retarded loL! i can't get it out of my head now!
if u'll excuse me, imma watch it again !
EDIT: how many of u think that if one was to show her a world map and ask "where's USA" she'd point at Asia or something? or at least be completely clueless....
EDIT2: what channel does this stand up comedy show come on? me wants to watch
EDIT3: "america's all over the place?" is the CIA / FBI after her yet?
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Dude ... that was a a woman from LONDON doing an impression of the pageant chick. Untwist panties.
lol yeah i know. but after watching those two vids in close conjunction, i was soooo confused [and out of breath from laughing]. so yeah. i was just typing under the impression that it was real. call me stupid [which u probably already did ] but now i've figured out the truth. [well i didn't "figure it out" but... u get the point]
anyways. do i have to explain my confusion any further?
alrighty then: panties and knickers untwisted. i'm good now.
National Geographics says 94% of americans can find the US on a map from 2006 survey.
Nearly all (94%) young Americans can find the United States on the world map, and Canada
(92%) and Mexico (88%) are nearly as familiar. Wide majorities can find bordering bodies of
water including the Pacific Ocean (79%) and the Gulf of Mexico (75%). Trends from 2002
suggest that more young adults can pick out Canada and Mexico (with few signs of change for
other countries). However, it is concerning that one in ten of those with up to a high school
education cannot identify the U.S., and one in five cannot find the Pacific Ocean.
That National Geographic pdf is so condescending Personally, I don't give a shit about middle east geography and whatnot, and I'm not afraid to say so. How many africans do you think can point out South Carolina on a map? The US is important! They should know! And oh, China has FOUR times our population, not TWO as most answered, that's an IMPORTANT DISTINCTION!
i mean, i can name 30-something american states, and point most of em out. i can name/locate all canadian states. i can point out most eurasian and african countries [well, australian ones too ]. but can somebody on these boards name all [or even half of] the indian states?
world geography is very important, no matter where u live. no country is more important than other ones. except india. cuz im from there [j/k]
@blankslatejoe: lol.i believe the statistic u provided might be true in some cases. j/k
indian_boy: forgive me if I sound condescending, but why should I care where the Indian states are or what they are named? If Indian people can tell where the US states are then that is great, but no one forced them to learn it.
I love the face on the guy who is holding the microphone near the end. I want to print it out and put it on my wall
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lol yeah i know. but after watching those two vids in close conjunction, i was soooo confused [and out of breath from laughing]. so yeah. i was just typing under the impression that it was real. call me stupid [which u probably already did ] but now i've figured out the truth. [well i didn't "figure it out" but... u get the point]
anyways. do i have to explain my confusion any further?
alrighty then: panties and knickers untwisted. i'm good now.
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I don't want to sound like a prick, but I can't come up with a way to say this without being one (and I think it warrants saying) so:
You really, really sound like the girl in the video you are laughing at. I don't care if you are from India, China, Africa, or Eye-Rack. Are you truly incapable of taking 5 seconds to write a coherent post? Did you break the shift key on your keyboard? This is a message board. You don't need to madly scramble to type as fast as possible and then rapidly press submit as fast as you can. You have time to think about things before saying them.
its like ooooh my god [lol] i was so confuused but i wasn't and she is sooo dumb i cant beleave it and it makes me mad but laughing.
@sonic: hehe lol. yeah i guess it's worth nothing. i'm just saying that to say world geography or world history doesn't matter isn't... 'right'.
@acc: hmm. well let's see. i see vid #1 which shows idiot american girl being just that, an idiot. then i see vid #2 of another idiot american girl, saying something slightly stupider. the first thing that came to my mind was: 'wat the hell. are they really that dumb'. and hence there was the crazy reaction. obviously i have time to think. but why would i open that youtube link 15 times when im pretty certain [even if it's incorectly so] of what i think? why would i think, 'hmm. maybe this is just some joke that a guy/girl thought he'd do to make fun of that particular incident that i saw minutes before. maybe this girl is actually very very smart, and is only acting idiotic as a form of entertainment, as opposed to the girl in vid #1 who was clearly stupid. oh that's okay then.' no. the first thing i think is, 'oh my god, two of the most retarded people i've seen.' but yeah. don't worry, u don't sound like a prick.
btw: it was caps-lock. i wouldn't hold down shift key for long sentences.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP IT! STOP IT! i hated that SO DAMN MUCH! LOL!
srry for the caps but oh my GOD! i dont know if i'm angry or laughing!
OH MY GOD!!!!!
don't worry, i'm not gonna stereotype against americans cuz of these 2 vids [cuz that's wrong/unfair/not-my-thing:D]. but OH MY GOD COULD U BEEEE any DUMBEREREST?!
argh!11!!!oneoneone! "we're the only country that has maps!" yeah, well ur the only women with no brains! ARGH! she's dumber than S. Carolina! [the rep not the state]. argh! im in rant mode that was so retarded loL! i can't get it out of my head now!
if u'll excuse me, imma watch it again !
EDIT: how many of u think that if one was to show her a world map and ask "where's USA" she'd point at Asia or something? or at least be completely clueless....
EDIT2: what channel does this stand up comedy show come on? me wants to watch
EDIT3: "america's all over the place?" is the CIA / FBI after her yet?
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i'm aware... but...its...just....sooooo.......retarded!
and after that first link, i just couldn't be too sure lol
[oh oh, watch how i do this:]
tiger? oh are u stereotyping just cuz im from west bengal? huh? huh? i bet it was a white tiger? huh?
i dunno why i did that. i'm feeling random atm. excuse me please !
yeah, just ignore me... i'll go to a corner and hide mt face.
cheers!
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I think what acc is saying is that you should work on making more mature posts. We don't need to see posts like that first one with 3 edits where you proclaim your shock and awe in the language of a middle school girl.
sorry for the lapse in my sense of judgement and maturity. i guess the next time i see one of those types of vids, i'll go through a few drafts on paper first, or post my crazy reaction somewhere else, and post my edited reaction over here. not to sound like a ass or anything
Well, first we're going to have to locate Canada on the map... so you might be in for a bit of a wait, because I'm sure we'll end up invading Cuba a couple times before we find Canada.
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I think she is part of that small percentage. I'd still hit it.
To be honest, I think she ended up nervous and forgot what the question even was (if she even was paying attention). Obviously there was no point to reference any other country.
/i'd hit it
[insert talking point01 here] ummm, maps...
[insert talking point02 here] ummm, Iraq...
[insert talking point03 here] ummm, South Africa...
Build stuff up, make us I mean U.S. strong. err yeah I win right?
She should have just stripped naked on the spot instead of attempting to answer.
eesh!
for whenever i'm bored at least
i need to watch more beauty pagents. they seem fun?
but uhh, like, uhhhh... what err. did she um like say about eye-rack and asia and south africa? called us stupid did she. mmhmm... i c.
but if i were the judge, i'd have asked her: Djuno the capital of alaska? i'd like to see a response to that!
oh no.... getting an urge to watch the vid again!!!
Just like my last statement :P
-caseyjones
Let me explain...
The answer could have simply been put as "the education system is not up to par, in some places at least". But that's something anyone can come up with. Instead she dribbled a lot of irrelevant crap, showing herself to be a product of poor education, which is why she couldn't even come up with something resembling a coherent response. So she answered the question, but on a different level.
Or perhaps the purpose of her skull is to hold back her scalp from imploding due to negative pressure inside.
Miss West Carolina Speaks Out
cheers
but i swear whoever made that movie did a great job. fooled me into thinking it was real enough.
cheers
wth...
that's the most awesome thing ever.
"Huh? wha..ok."
*trap door opens*
-screams-
a stupid question gets a stupid answer, what else is new
That, and "she's a sharp'un, that girl"
OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP IT! STOP IT! i hated that SO DAMN MUCH! LOL!
srry for the caps but oh my GOD! i dont know if i'm angry or laughing!
OH MY GOD!!!!!
don't worry, i'm not gonna stereotype against americans cuz of these 2 vids [cuz that's wrong/unfair/not-my-thing:D]. but OH MY GOD COULD U BEEEE any DUMBEREREST?!
argh!11!!!oneoneone! "we're the only country that has maps!" yeah, well ur the only women with no brains! ARGH! she's dumber than S. Carolina! [the rep not the state]. argh! im in rant mode that was so retarded loL! i can't get it out of my head now!
if u'll excuse me, imma watch it again
EDIT: how many of u think that if one was to show her a world map and ask "where's USA" she'd point at Asia or something? or at least be completely clueless....
EDIT2: what channel does this stand up comedy show come on? me wants to watch
EDIT3: "america's all over the place?" is the CIA / FBI after her yet?
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Dude ... that was a a woman from LONDON doing an impression of the pageant chick. Untwist panties.
anyways. do i have to explain my confusion any further?
alrighty then: panties and knickers untwisted. i'm good now.
cheers
did she say "osama people"??? anyway that statistic is totally false. what are they surveying babies now?
a stupid question gets a stupid answer, what else is new
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actually, that statistic is totally true!!!1 here, have a go at it yourself:
Correctly point out the United States on the following map:
1 out of 5 can!!!
National Geographics says 94% of americans can find the US on a map from 2006 survey.
Nearly all (94%) young Americans can find the United States on the world map, and Canada
(92%) and Mexico (88%) are nearly as familiar. Wide majorities can find bordering bodies of
water including the Pacific Ocean (79%) and the Gulf of Mexico (75%). Trends from 2002
suggest that more young adults can pick out Canada and Mexico (with few signs of change for
other countries). However, it is concerning that one in ten of those with up to a high school
education cannot identify the U.S., and one in five cannot find the Pacific Ocean.
i mean, i can name 30-something american states, and point most of em out. i can name/locate all canadian states. i can point out most eurasian and african countries [well, australian ones too
world geography is very important, no matter where u live. no country is more important than other ones. except india. cuz im from there
@blankslatejoe: lol.i believe the statistic u provided might be true in some cases. j/k
great. now i wanna watch these vids again.
I love the face on the guy who is holding the microphone near the end. I want to print it out and put it on my wall
lol yeah i know. but after watching those two vids in close conjunction, i was soooo confused [and out of breath from laughing]. so yeah. i was just typing under the impression that it was real. call me stupid [which u probably already did
anyways. do i have to explain my confusion any further?
alrighty then: panties and knickers untwisted. i'm good now.
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I don't want to sound like a prick, but I can't come up with a way to say this without being one (and I think it warrants saying) so:
You really, really sound like the girl in the video you are laughing at. I don't care if you are from India, China, Africa, or Eye-Rack. Are you truly incapable of taking 5 seconds to write a coherent post? Did you break the shift key on your keyboard? This is a message board. You don't need to madly scramble to type as fast as possible and then rapidly press submit as fast as you can. You have time to think about things before saying them.
its like ooooh my god [lol] i was so confuused but i wasn't and she is sooo dumb i cant beleave it and it makes me mad but laughing.
Sorry about that, someone had to say it.
@acc: hmm. well let's see. i see vid #1 which shows idiot american girl being just that, an idiot. then i see vid #2 of another idiot american girl, saying something slightly stupider. the first thing that came to my mind was: 'wat the hell. are they really that dumb'. and hence there was the crazy reaction. obviously i have time to think. but why would i open that youtube link 15 times when im pretty certain [even if it's incorectly so] of what i think? why would i think, 'hmm. maybe this is just some joke that a guy/girl thought he'd do to make fun of that particular incident that i saw minutes before. maybe this girl is actually very very smart, and is only acting idiotic as a form of entertainment, as opposed to the girl in vid #1 who was clearly stupid. oh that's okay then.' no. the first thing i think is, 'oh my god, two of the most retarded people i've seen.' but yeah. don't worry, u don't sound like a prick.
btw: it was caps-lock. i wouldn't hold down shift key for long sentences.
cheers
OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP IT! STOP IT! i hated that SO DAMN MUCH! LOL!
srry for the caps but oh my GOD! i dont know if i'm angry or laughing!
OH MY GOD!!!!!
don't worry, i'm not gonna stereotype against americans cuz of these 2 vids [cuz that's wrong/unfair/not-my-thing:D]. but OH MY GOD COULD U BEEEE any DUMBEREREST?!
argh!11!!!oneoneone! "we're the only country that has maps!" yeah, well ur the only women with no brains! ARGH! she's dumber than S. Carolina! [the rep not the state]. argh! im in rant mode that was so retarded loL! i can't get it out of my head now!
if u'll excuse me, imma watch it again
EDIT: how many of u think that if one was to show her a world map and ask "where's USA" she'd point at Asia or something? or at least be completely clueless....
EDIT2: what channel does this stand up comedy show come on? me wants to watch
EDIT3: "america's all over the place?" is the CIA / FBI after her yet?
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i'm aware... but...its...just....sooooo.......retarded!
and after that first link, i just couldn't be too sure lol
[oh oh, watch how i do this:]
tiger? oh are u stereotyping just cuz im from west bengal? huh? huh? i bet it was a white tiger? huh?
i dunno why i did that. i'm feeling random atm. excuse me please
yeah, just ignore me... i'll go to a corner and hide mt face.
cheers!
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I think what acc is saying is that you should work on making more mature posts. We don't need to see posts like that first one with 3 edits where you proclaim your shock and awe in the language of a middle school girl.
sorry for the lapse in my sense of judgement and maturity. i guess the next time i see one of those types of vids, i'll go through a few drafts on paper first, or post my crazy reaction somewhere else, and post my edited reaction over here. not to sound like a ass or anything
cheers
Edit: there should be an ongoing sticky thread about religion for people to release such tension in.
I for one, would just like to welcome our future southern overlords and state for the record that I'll be first in line to help in keeping the peace.