(Flythrough of a futuristic, videogamey metropolis, painted in bright reds and blues, with lots of superhighways and ramps that involve no traffic and seem to go nowhere. You'd set a skateboarding game here. Bold monster-movie text flies in:)
IN A NIGHTMARISH POST-APOCALYPTIC NETHERWORLDLY OTHERVERSE, CIVILIZATION FEEDS CHILDREN THEIR OWN TASTY VEAL TO CREATE A RACE OF PSYCHO MURDER-HEROES!
(Begin montage of psycho murder-heroes. With each codename, we get a shot of that hero in a Wolverine-flyin'-at-ya pose. The heroes are heavy metal vampires, with teased hair, slavering fangs and tight leather pants)
(cut to group shot of murder-heroes standing around looking rock 'n' roll)
... THE EVIL SQUAD!
(cut to normal-looking guy, presumably the actual protagonist but not part of the Evil Squad, dressed in brown, drab civilian clothes, addressing a towering Ming the Merciless-type supervillain.)
(quietly, soberly) "I am the Elemental of Evil."
(A malevolent blue energy courses from Ming's eyes and mouth as he seems to stretch and grow in irritation)
"I ... AM THE ELEMENTAL OF EVIL! ROAAAARRR--"
(our hero's head becomes that of a gigantic demonic snapping turtle and instantly bites down on Ming's face, cutting short the spectacle of growing and glowing. Ming struggles for a moment, making tiny meeping noises, while our hero's jaws strain. Finally they smash through cranium and bite Ming's skull in half. His body and the bits of head still attached to it slump to the ground and gently convulse. Our hero's head changes back to human. He chews thoughtfully.)
(Enter THE EVIL SQUAD)
"It's all about the evil, kids."