Shit Polycount Says!

fearian

Ok, they're all done to death, but this thread is just a bit of fun, What does polycount hammer into your brain every day?

• You don't need a degree, you need a portfolio!
• Tutorial please!
• Hey guys, how do I make hand painted textures?
• Here's my sci-fi coridoor I've been working on...
• Actually, the gun rail wouldn't be shaped like that, you see in real life...
• Damn Snefer, do you ever stop working?
• Dude, you havn't got a job yet? I love your work!
• Wait, you're only 19? I love your work!
• Wait, you're 17?! I'm going to go kill myself.

What have you got!

cptSwing

MOAR GEO

Autocon

Whats better Max or Maya?
My unique "is college worth it" story which is so different then anyone elses story.
Studio Layoffs
I got a job!
Thats so awesome I want to have your babies!
Wireframe?
Its not wrong, its suppose to look like that, its stylized!

MadnessImport

Ill be a god when I'm 30 ♥

ZacD

How come I don't have a job?
I'm depressed about my life and need to make a massive thread.

fearian

Ah, Autocon, I forgot:

"That sucks. Hope you all land on your feet soon!"

Bibendum

Dude I just found a bug, I'm logged into other peoples accounts on the news page!

dempolys

"oh belias"

Ferg

I'm 25, graduated a year ago, portfolio has 5 pictures of my school projects, haven't done any 3d work since graduating and can't find a game job, thinking of switching careers, tell me what to do with my life

Pedro Amorim

whats_true

"looks good"

Tenchi

Moar Texture Maaaps '_____'

LMP

I was going to post one, but then I was like... do I really want to post that? Oh, well... goes something like this:

"Needs more *****"

Will Faucher

Penis tank.
Anubis and the Magicians.

EarthQuake

MR BONES WANTS TO SELL YOU DR BONES BONES KIT #13, PRESENTED BY SENIOR BONES

JR

"I'm starting a thread to show my progress on a big-mega-super-ultra-fucking-mother-of- god project.

I'll post concepts and progress later."

"I study modeling in Max for a long time. But how can I get artistic skills?"

"I lost inspiration. What can I do to motivate myself?"

Alberto Rdrgz

Insecure artists that need to chill

thatanimator

fearian wrote: »

• Here's my sci-fi coridoor I've been working on...

love that one haha
I'd add

• Here's my awesome character in t-pose forever, fuck posing it:poly117:
• I posed it.. looks retarded:shifty:

gilesruscoe

EarthQuake wrote: »

MR BONES WANTS TO SELL YOU DR BONES BONES KIT #13, PRESENTED BY SENIOR BONES

Ahahhahahahhahahahahaaaa i totally forgot about that guy :poly142:

Also:

This is my fellow he is a yellow fellow and is the best fellow that this fellow has made. Nothing is wrong with this fellow, no matter what you fellows say about this fellow.

Mcejn

"... that's my opinion, but ive never actually had a job in the industry so i dunno"

Japhir

POLYTICKS!
-> someone utters a strong opinion on controversial subject matter
-> poop comes in with logic and TLDR stories
-> somebody mentions a strawman
-> thread closed

ps: see what I did there?

Japhir

Also:
-> Art theft?!?!?! Grab your pitchforks!

Goeddy

-dude you should totaly livestream
-everyone who is going to *insert random event here*

HitmonInfinity

"Im calling this done."

"Shameless cross-post..."

slipsius

"wrong section, you should post in *this* section"

"no images?"

"post your work!"

"polycount is not your blog"

"YUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" (sorry jay)

Badass

^ +1

slipsius

There already a thread on this http://www.polycount.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1550721&posted=1#post1550721

Snefer

fearian wrote: »

[*]Damn Snefer, do you ever stop working?

Hahahaha, WTF! xD

Also:

"You should clean up those normalmap errors"


edit: slipsius, that was spot on xD

Racer445

"Wow! This is really inspiring! Saved to inspiration folder."

zakhar2

Hey guys i have this great idea for a game that is gonna really blow those so called "professional" studios out of the water. Ive been working on ideas for this game since i was 5, and I'm willing to share them with you if you join my project. Since I've already done all the planning, all you have to do is concept, model, texture, rig, animate, program, bug test, and other similarly minor tasks.

Blaisoid

"am i too old to get into industry?"

"your 2d section/sculpt section/environment section looks subpar. remove it"

"does my 3d model section, containing oil barrel, crate, dumpster and hydrant look appealing enough?"

"congratulations, with this post you made sure that you'll NEVARR get hired at studio XYZ"

slipsius

Your portfolio repels jobs. Read this

leilei

"you need to turn some edges"
"Where's the dick?"
"It says i'm logged in as another user!"

ErichWK

ANUBIS ANUBIS ANUBIS ANUBIS ANUBIS

fearian

Haha, all of these are spot on - Slipsus you got me good!

• "There's no such thing as job security"
• "I miss the weekly recap!"
• "Finished the highpoly on this splash damage art test..."
• "I swear I'm going to learn Z-Brush soon... but that interface!"

Okay, maybe that last one was just me...

jordan.kocon

"So I made this pillar...."

**I'll post for C&C, but really just ignore what everyone says cuz what do they know?**

Edit:

"Long time lurker, first time poster."

jimmypopali

Post the wires!
Check the wiki!

Stinger88

"Dat ass"
"+1"
"I have artist's block, help me"
"Some one stole some art, go troll them"
"awesome work guys!"
"keep it coming"
"Donate Here" ;P
"Needs more lens flare"

Alberto Rdrgz

slipsius wrote: »

There already a thread on this http://www.polycount.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1550721&posted=1#post1550721

hahah !

ALSO:

CATS I'M SICK OF DAMN CATS!!!!!

gsokol

"Polycount Collab!!! Well stick with it this time!"

"How many polygons should this be?"

Seirei

"Can we see some flats of these textures?"

MainManiac

nice

MattQ86

Once every month or two this thread gets posted right here in the General Discussion:

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MainManiac

Oh lets not forget this image

salman_fas

"use search function"
"make a proper high poly don't just crazy bump it"
"Applied."
"PM Sent"

Edit:"How much should I charge"

Alemja

"cat.jpg"
"cat.gif"
"popcorn.gif"
"comments and crits welcome"
"How do I make ****?"
"How do I start?"
"Is traditional art necessary?"
"Zbrush or mudbox?"
"3dcoat or togogun?"

Karmageddon

"hey guys here's my first model it took me like 8 months to make"
"hey guys here is a model I've been making i spent like 10 minutes on it"
"i had some trouble with herping and derping but i like the way it turned out"

Autocon

Why pirating isnt a crime.
Hey lets make this about politics!
Checkout my flash website!
Hey look at this cool art/shader network/other cool work while I never post breakdowns about it.

Mezz

This thread needz moar cats!



(This is both true and on topic! :poly121:)

danr

- tell me what to do. I can't be fucking arsed to work it out.

- woah, your wife/girlfriend is hot. I'm going to masturbate over her picture right now until i come. I bet you enjoy reading this.

- excuse me while i continue to obsess deeply over some insecure nerd who posted some self-aggrandising shit that backfired, over a year ago. Y'know, it still makes me feel quite superior

- humph, i can enjoy stupid popcorns films if i want. Huff huff, stomp stomp. Someone suggested my penis might be too small, but i don't think it is, thankyou very much. Huff huff.

- i have such a fucked-up relationship with the present that i might go on a shooting spree if someone so much as looks askance at my childhood memories.

- tell me what to do. I can't be fucking arsed to remember what i was told before.

o2_is_alright

"This thread is full of win" ^^

r_fletch_r

Not going to get what I want.