I wonder how all those people are going to feel when they wake up tomorrow and they ain't sitting on some clouds, there's like no ghandi or jesus around and no free harp lessons and shit.
Oh, fuck. The massive earthquake didn't happened, I wasn't raptured, and nothing changed. Well, I believe God decided to give us a extension. So, let's enjoy it!
Seriously though, this should be a national holiday every year. Rapture day, where it's tradition to set up your old clothes empty in public, and have zombie parades and tell everyone to go to hell. I'd celebrate it with my family!
Seriously though, this should be a national holiday every year. Rapture day, where it's tradition to set up your old clothes empty in public, and have zombie parades and tell everyone to go to hell. I'd celebrate it with my family!
Anyone else beginning to notice that this still always seem to fall on the 21st of some month? May 21st, October 21st, December 21st? Is the 3rd week of the month some kind of magic doomsday time? it's enough to be most of the month, but not all of iot.
Welcome to team left behind, sadly the nut jobs where not taken so our first order of business is to have them declared as zombies. They surely fit the definition, incoherent speech, severly reduced mental capacity... Now that the whole "thu shall not kill thy neighbor" stuff is over it shouldn't be too hard to get a mob together?
And those toons are hilarious and really well done.
Like I said, don't let all this stupidity skew your view of religious people (otherwise you fit in the category of people who think all Islamics are terrorists).
Dressing up as a zombie for next year's rapture day!
Was out shopping with the Mrs in Portsmouth, on our way back we noticed it was nearly 6pm so we went up to Portsdown Hill, which overlooks Portsmouth, Fareham and the Isle of Wight and sat in front of the car on a bench were a couple of old peeps...
the people in the cars around us were also looking at their clocks, and then the time came....
...and went....
...the old fogies on the bench get up, and one says to the others "Thank you for waiting with me" which then got my other half pissing herself laughing
Also we had an alarm for 6:01 and if we'd thought about it, could have got some dramatic music for it
So glad the end of the world hasn't happened, Duke Nukem's not come out yet!
What's sad though is all the people in that article who lost so much for this douchebag's shenanigans. People giving away their life savings, one woman dropping out of med school. It's just sad.
"Judgment Day has come and passed, but it was a spiritual judgment on the world," he explains. "There is no more salvation. Salvation is over with. The fact is we have 153 days, and on the 21st of October, the world will end."
~ Maybe the rapture did happen.. maybe there were like only 4people on the planet who were pure in spirit and the rest of us are just soaked in sin and got left the fuck behind?
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It's unfortunate he tries to use the Bible to further his purpose, though he certainly isn't the first.
The rapture took my third monitor, it's dead now.
at least it's in monitor heaven, with nice white robes and a pimp haircut
and yeah, no end of the world here either.
Hehe, Do they still Perform Buck Ditch The same?
Th worlds ending? I have no regrets!
Also, I was always a Valhalla kind of guy when it comes to afterlife.
Endless feasts and drinking? Fine women? Crazy fun battles every day and all your wounds heal/resurrected afterwards?
Sounds like an everlasting LAN party, except real and more awesome.
Only one conclusion:
EVERYONE IS DAMNED
Seriously though, this should be a national holiday every year. Rapture day, where it's tradition to set up your old clothes empty in public, and have zombie parades and tell everyone to go to hell. I'd celebrate it with my family!
No way! Me too! At the forum?
You see them huge lazer metal wings shooting fire at the end? Was so epic.
hahahahaha
YES.
Will you be raptured flowchart
Ha yeah I was at the forum, crazy another Polycounter was there, small world
yeah his metal wings shooting fire was beyond epic.
And those toons are hilarious and really well done.
http://whyjesuswaits.blogspot.com/ The picture. I just can't get over that picture XD
Dressing up as a zombie for next year's rapture day!
And then i read that it's going to end tod.... never mind -.-
ah come on this rid is better for the rapture
lol. end of the world. zif
Soooooo....we have to prepare for one of my fav MMO's of all time?
http://www.ragnarokonline.com/
I thought that already came out? :poly121:
Oh plez, everyone knows that the great dark lord Cthulhu will rise the 21st of December!
So he got dibs!
Was out shopping with the Mrs in Portsmouth, on our way back we noticed it was nearly 6pm so we went up to Portsdown Hill, which overlooks Portsmouth, Fareham and the Isle of Wight and sat in front of the car on a bench were a couple of old peeps...
the people in the cars around us were also looking at their clocks, and then the time came....
...and went....
...the old fogies on the bench get up, and one says to the others "Thank you for waiting with me" which then got my other half pissing herself laughing
Also we had an alarm for 6:01 and if we'd thought about it, could have got some dramatic music for it
So glad the end of the world hasn't happened, Duke Nukem's not come out yet!
Apparently he's "flabbergasted"... dumbass.
What's sad though is all the people in that article who lost so much for this douchebag's shenanigans. People giving away their life savings, one woman dropping out of med school. It's just sad.
Was in the washroom when my alarm went off for the rapture. Would be just like Jurassic Park all over again :poly136:
talk amongst yourselves.
ORGY TIME!!!