Did Glenn Beck murder and rape a young girl in 1990?!??!?!

AstroZombie

I'm not saying he did but, for the love of god, WHY has he not denied it?!?!?!?

http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com/

Swizzle

Jesus shit, I can't go anywhere on the internet without seeing this crap.

Yes, he's a crazy douchebag. We get it. This is almost as annoying as Rickrolling.

oXYnary

Should he have to deny it? Should Obama have to show a long form? Both are cases of extremes. Using short handed if x does not deny, then they are hiding something. Thats not reasonable. Left or right, this is not the type of thing we want to have in our political discussion as a nation.

Ferg

god I hope he did

IronHawk

Ferg wrote: »

god I hope he did

lol.. sad but true.

glib

oXYnary wrote: »

Should he have to deny it? Should Obama have to show a long form? Both are cases of extremes. Using short handed if x does not deny, then they are hiding something. Thats not reasonable. Left or right, this is not the type of thing we want to have in our political discussion as a nation.

I have a modest proposal for you...

AstroZombie

oXYnary wrote: »

Should he have to deny it?

Hell YES he should! Come to think of it, I've NEVER seen you deny raping and killing a young girl in the early 90s either, Oxy :shifty:

AstroZombie

Swizzle wrote: »

Jesus shit, I can't go anywhere on the internet without seeing this crap.

Yes, he's a crazy douchebag. We get it. This is almost as annoying as Rickrolling.

What do you mean? I just want to hear him deny ever raping and killing a young girl. Is that too much to ask?!??! If he didn't do it, what's the problem!!??!

oXYnary

DKK wrote: »

No, but satire is a part of the political process. This is satire of Glenn Becks and the Faux news style of "reporting", Not an actual claim made by a credible organization.

Oh God.. Open mouth, insert foot!

Joseph Silverman

No, dude.

Man.

Oxy's post was a continuation of the satire, okay? do you see? do you get it now?



Also, to the leftist population of america: Faux rhymes with doe. Not docks. So yeah, that pun kindof just.

John Warner

are you... some sort...

of conservative?

Japhir

Guys, this is getting kind of scary. I just did another Lexis-Nexis search, and there is not one record of the statement "Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a girl today" in all of the records for 1990. It is possible, then, that he raped and killed as many as 365 1/4 girls in 1990. We're through the looking glass here folks.

hahahaha XD

Murdoc

See, this website is for fun, so it's funny. You know what isn't funny? When it's been documented being used by "3rd party" canvasers going door to door during an election and ask these "hypothetical questions" about democrats.

I think Al Franken wrote about it in one of his books; I think it turned out to be Dick Morris' idea; not sure.


edit: I was going to point out where the joke is from, but the site actually references where they got it from; good for them, doing something like this is a laugh but crediting the comedian who came up with it shows that their good people.

JohnnySix

If the murder done first, does the rape still count?

OBlastradiusO

AstroZombie wrote: »

What do you mean? I just want to hear him deny ever raping and killing a young girl. Is that too much to ask?!??! If he didn't do it, what's the problem!!??!

This is exactly why I stay out of political debates in this forum.

Joseph Silverman

John Warner wrote: »

are you... some sort...

of conservative?

Wait, me?

I'm conservative about the english language, alright? :poly127:

Mark Dygert

SupRore wrote: »

Also, to the leftist population of america: Faux rhymes with doe. Not docks. So yeah, that pun kindof just.

Psst... that's why you type it not say it.

AstroZombie

Vig wrote: »

Psst... that's why you type it not say it.

Well, he is obviously going by the rule book that states a pun or play on words must rhyme in order to be appropriate. Duh!

Joseph Silverman

AstroZombie wrote: »

Well, he is obviously going by the rule book that states a pun or play on words must rhyme in order to be appropriate. Duh!

A pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play that deliberately exploits ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect.[1]


that being the rulebook of the definition of the word pun >:(

John Warner

SupRore wrote: »

Wait, me?

I'm conservative about the english language, alright? :poly127:

Hitler! fascist! Nazi!

btw -- my feelings on this issue -- it's retarded.

Glenn Beck shouldn't have to respond to every single goddamn piece of innane mud that's thrown at him.. it's ridiculous. if i start a rumor that Glenn Beck sucked on a dinosaur's dick, he isn't going to take time to respond to that.

ALSO. there's a big point that should stated -- even responding to the accusation is putting Glenn in the frame where it's possible that he MIGHT be the type of guy to do that. having to even RESPOND to the allegation is obscene and surely tarnishing to his image.

i fucking hate Glenn Beck, but I think wondering why he hasn't responded is a lil' meaningless... with all due respect, of couurrseee

[Deleted User]

I can't tell if you completely missed the point or you're playing along with it.

oXYnary

DKK wrote: »

Haha, get your head out of your ass before you tell me my foot is in my mouth. A weak man uses an ad hominem attack as his counter argument, it just outlines the fact that you have no argument to make.



This analogy falls apart, your comparing apples to oranges here. If CNN or MSNBC reported on the Glenn Beck issue ,then your analogy would hold up, but they didn't. This is a claim made by the people, People fed up with Glenn Beck, And Fox propagandizing the news.It's their right to call that into question.



you need only read the bottom of the site, something you would probably have noticed if your head wasn't so far up your ass.

Notice: This site is parody/satire. We assume Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990, although we haven't yet seen proof that he didn't. But we think Glenn Beck definitely uses tactics like this to spread lies and misinformation.

Read the last sentence again. That's the point. Read it a third time and ignore the name of the site itself, because anyone who believes that we're trying to actually get people to believe Glenn Beck raped and/or murdered is *whoosh* missing the entire point. So don't be dumb like a lot of people are. I greatly expanded this text because so many people *read* it, and *still* didn't understand.

No no no DKK.. SHould it made it more obvious.. I was talking about me.. I was the Dunce for not seeing it was a satire. If I had just clicked the youtube, it would have been enough.
You were absolutely right!

Mark Dygert

SupRore wrote: »

A pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play that deliberately exploits ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect.[1]


that being the rulebook of the definition of the word pun >:(

heh, well when you say it "Faux News" it is punny. You're dropping the X off Fox.

Foe/Pho News. Fake News, Faux Pas(foe paw) News, Fox News.