It's all a question of perspective. Aftermath was viewing as an observer of the phallus in question while you're evidently looking at it from an owners perspective. Your inclination to be so possessive of said silhouetted member does draw from me a wry smile, though I'm sure I speak for my associates when I say we'd not dream of depriving you of its comforts.
yep, still looks like a mixture of paint and bird shit... despite the now even more obvious phallic exaggeration.
You'd think that someone with so much up close, first hand experience he would be able to get that right...
I think he needs to go back over his huge library of GA porn and really take the time to pay attention. Less righty tighty, lefty loosey and more note taking, k?
lol, awesome crit Firebert.
before this draws to a close, are all of you are entering the War? I just wanna know so i can spy on your progress?
We also look forward to seeing what you can produce. Remember pedophiles don't win comps, so you might want to rethink everything you know about making characters...
I'm really interested in seeing what blundernuts comes up with. I expect a really impressive showing. Maybe he'll be the first person to actually do something impressive with his app of choice?
Hopefully you guys are better at making art then you are at talking sh!t. Because all you've done here, is make GA look bad...
In my book ur cool Dreamer, well I like all who can create a fun thread, well done :P But this is war, go rub ur balls against some wood! It will prepare you for the serious pain Polycount will rain upon the enemy!
We also look forward to seeing what you can produce. Remember pedophiles don't win comps, so you might want to rethink everything you know about making characters...
I'm really interested in seeing what blundernuts comes up with. I expect a really impressive showing. Maybe he'll be the first person to actually do something impressive with his app of choice?
Maybe you should remove any links to your work in your sig before you start taking shots at other people's stuff, cause otherwise it's just embarrasing for you. ;P Looking forward to kicking a fair few polycounter's butts in this comp fo sho! :poly124:
Maybe you should remove any links to your work in your sig before you start taking shots at other people's stuff, cause otherwise it's just embarrasing for you. ;P Looking forward to kicking a fair few polycounter's butts in this comp fo sho! :poly124:
You're right, it would be much more mature of Vig to troll the board for months without once posting a piece of finished artwork.
Maybe you should remove any links to your work in your sig before you start taking shots at other people's stuff, cause otherwise it's just embarrasing for you. ;P Looking forward to kicking a fair few polycounter's butts in this comp fo sho! :poly124:
Heh, my embarrassing stuff is from 2002-2006 and some of it actually still holds up. Your embarrassing stuff is from last week and has always sucked.
If you want to challenge me to a mini-comp just say the word, otherwise you might want to take your own advice.
If you wanted to compare resumes we can...
I've had a job in the industry for 8+ years and have 11 games under my belt. I've actually made some decent art since I last updated my portfolio. I've also switched gears to animation and learned some scripting.
What ya got sucka?
A lame looking shotgun and a stupid attachment to software no one in their right mind would think to use. huh... Looks like you have a big bag of, jack and dick and Jack just stepped out.
I also didn't waltz into GA and start throwing my lame ass google searches around thinking I was cleaver. We were all having fun (PC and GA) until you started taking/making things personal... way to misread the thread, jackhole.
Oh god. Shut the fuck up already. Seriously. You are just acting like a jackass.
Have I not got a point though? Honestly? This thread was started (and not by me I might add) in jest, and look what it has sunk to. Only PCers were taking private potshots at people, which was uncalled for. I imagine Dreamer regrets even doing it now, wrong crowd I guess. If someone is talking bs, I'll call them out on it. You guys take yourselves very seriously.
Name your specs and your deadline, all art is created from scratch. Progress screens are must. Shall we animate them also? Name your cycles. You do fancy yourself as an animator don't you? Or is your GA profile just as full of crap?
The lengths you are going to to search out information about me is...disconcerting...to say the least...I admit to clicking on a link in your sig...but you are going to other websites, searching my username, going through my profile...yikes. Save your energy for DW. That's when I am gonna take you and a few others here (but only a few admittedly haha) out napalm strike style! :poly124:
We were all having fun (PC and GA) until you started taking/making things personal... way to misread the thread, jackhole.
Oh we is it...I think it is you ladies that first went personal (way before I did, GTA Mini ring a bell maybe?) but feel free to back up your claim with actual proof.
Care to respond. Naw, didn't think so. You're probably going through my ebay account by now anyways...
Name your specs and your deadline, all art is created from scratch. Progress screens are must. Shall we animate them also? Name your cycles. You do fancy yourself as an animator don't you? Or is your GA profile just as full of crap?
Lets do it hot shot, I really want to see you put your money where your lame ass blender icon is.
Start a thread in Contests and Challenges I'll be along shortly to accept.
Christ, there are a lot of very very whingy people here on PC, thought this place was alright up until about a week ago. Adam seems to be the only one taking it as a laugh. Never seen a bunch of people quite like it before.
Oh god. Shut the fuck up already. Seriously. You are just acting like a jackass.
Oh god. Shut the fuck up already. Seriously. You are just acting like a jackass.
Have I not got a point though? Honestly? This thread was started (and not by me I might add) in jest, and look what it has sunk to. Only PCers were taking private potshots at people, which was uncalled for. I imagine Dreamer regrets even doing it now, wrong crowd I guess. If someone is talking bs, I'll call them out on it. You guys take yourselves very seriously.
Name your specs and your deadline, all art is created from scratch. Progress screens are must. Shall we animate them also? Name your cycles. You do fancy yourself as an animator don't you? Or is your GA profile just as full of crap?
The lengths you are going to to search out information about me is...disconcerting...to say the least...I admit to clicking on a link in your sig...but you are going to other websites, searching my username, going through my profile...yikes. Save your energy for DW. That's when I am gonna take you and a few others here (but only a few admittedly haha) out napalm strike style! :poly124:
We were all having fun (PC and GA) until you started taking/making things personal... way to misread the thread, jackhole.
Oh we is it...I think it is you ladies that first went personal (way before I did, GTA Mini ring a bell maybe?) but feel free to back up your claim with actual proof.
Care to respond. Naw, didn't think so. You're probably going through my ebay account by now anyways...
I really wish blenderhead was more than just talk... I wish he didnt spend all this time quoting and talking and trying to steer the subject away from doing art and just decided to take Vig's challenge... who cares about what sentance is right or wrong its all shit if it isnt diffuse on geometry. we know who would win, but who cares, no one would fault blenderhead for loosing really - they would respect him for taking the challenge!
... they might even become friends after.... I bet Vig would help him with crits along the way.... haha man that would have been great!
Blenderhead no offence but maybe some of us take u personal because eversince you joined all you have done is making posts leaving bad aftertaste of horseshit (except a few crits in pimp:)). Yes I dont really mind but I thought I would tell you out of courtesy.
(If you make any good posts let me know I would like to see)
Have I not got a point though? Honestly? This thread was started (and not by me I might add) in jest, and look what it has sunk to. Only PCers were taking private potshots at people, which was uncalled for. I imagine Dreamer regrets even doing it now, wrong crowd I guess. If someone is talking bs, I'll call them out on it. You guys take yourselves very seriously.
Dude, the only person who has taken this thread downhill is you. Dreamer, and everyone else here, were getting along just fine.
We were all having fun (PC and GA) until you started taking/making things personal... way to misread the thread, jackhole.
Oh we is it...I think it is you ladies that first went personal (way before I did, GTA Mini ring a bell maybe?) but feel free to back up your claim with actual proof.
Care to respond. Naw, didn't think so. You're probably going through my ebay account by now anyways...
Are you going to actually make a thread in Contests and Challenges or not? I'd be happy to stomp your ass flat you just have to say when. If I have to join Dom War to do it then I will. You are planning on joining Dom War this year aren't you? What kind of idiot would travel to another forum, talk this much smack and not enter?
But if you want to puss out and try to avoid the mini challenge then I think you just confirmed what everyone already knew.
As for the GTA mini challenge raising its ugly head. Maybe people who don't have the skill to claim victory shouldn't claim it. If reality slamming one of your buddies in the face hurt you, then he should apologize for making the sorry ass art in the first place.
You'll notice I didn't pack my sad little portfolio up and march over to GA to announce victory because I knew what would happen. And I actually have a lot of respect for 95% of the GA posters. However they earned it by making great art and not being douches. That respect was won on a per person basis and does not carry over to you by association just like any future victory doesn't actually carry over to you personally because you came up with a password.
Contest and Challenges, start it up amigo. I'm even letting you pick the rules and the deadline!
Read my last post. So you got exactly a week to get all your supposed skillz in order. I suggest you don't spend it trying to get into my Facebook account.
"As for the GTA mini challange raising its ugly head. Maybe people who don't have the skill to claim victory shouldn't claim it. If reality slamming one of your buddies in the face hurt you, then he should apologize for making the sorry ass art in the first place."
What does that even mean? Is it an admission that you going around peoples accounts on other sites is creepy? I actually thought his entry was bloody good, especially for someone's second model. And it fit into the GTA universe perfectly.
"You'll notice I didn't pack my sad little portfolio up and march over to GA to annouce victory because I knew what would happen."
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Do you Polycounters not know your left from right? That is the right ball hanging lower.
before this draws to a close, are all of you are entering the War? I just wanna know so i can spy on your progress?
I'm looking at it from the "reach-around" perspective.
I think he needs to go back over his huge library of GA porn and really take the time to pay attention. Less righty tighty, lefty loosey and more note taking, k?
We also look forward to seeing what you can produce. Remember pedophiles don't win comps, so you might want to rethink everything you know about making characters...
I'm really interested in seeing what blundernuts comes up with. I expect a really impressive showing. Maybe he'll be the first person to actually do something impressive with his app of choice?
Hopefully you guys are better at making art then you are at talking sh!t. Because all you've done here, is make GA look bad...
I always wondered why Blenderhead was such a douche.. now I know...
nah. can't speak for everyone, but i held my own for a while.
me against a forum and i got my digs in. that's what i came for.
the avatar was an awesome hit though. i don't wanna change it, it makes me laugh
Maybe you should remove any links to your work in your sig before you start taking shots at other people's stuff, cause otherwise it's just embarrasing for you. ;P Looking forward to kicking a fair few polycounter's butts in this comp fo sho! :poly124:
... bringing the ruckus!
You're right, it would be much more mature of Vig to troll the board for months without once posting a piece of finished artwork.
If you want to challenge me to a mini-comp just say the word, otherwise you might want to take your own advice.
If you wanted to compare resumes we can...
I've had a job in the industry for 8+ years and have 11 games under my belt. I've actually made some decent art since I last updated my portfolio. I've also switched gears to animation and learned some scripting.
What ya got sucka?
A lame looking shotgun and a stupid attachment to software no one in their right mind would think to use. huh... Looks like you have a big bag of, jack and dick and Jack just stepped out.
I also didn't waltz into GA and start throwing my lame ass google searches around thinking I was cleaver. We were all having fun (PC and GA) until you started taking/making things personal... way to misread the thread, jackhole.
Have I not got a point though? Honestly? This thread was started (and not by me I might add) in jest, and look what it has sunk to. Only PCers were taking private potshots at people, which was uncalled for. I imagine Dreamer regrets even doing it now, wrong crowd I guess. If someone is talking bs, I'll call them out on it. You guys take yourselves very seriously.
The lengths you are going to to search out information about me is...disconcerting...to say the least...I admit to clicking on a link in your sig...but you are going to other websites, searching my username, going through my profile...yikes. Save your energy for DW. That's when I am gonna take you and a few others here (but only a few admittedly haha) out napalm strike style! :poly124:
Oh and seemed to have scimmed over this.
Care to respond. Naw, didn't think so. You're probably going through my ebay account by now anyways...
Lets do it hot shot, I really want to see you put your money where your lame ass blender icon is.
Start a thread in Contests and Challenges I'll be along shortly to accept.
Oh god. Shut the fuck up already. Seriously. You are just acting like a jackass.
lol
I don't think that's quite a good idea either. The dominance war is a friendly competition.
Have I not got a point though? Honestly? This thread was started (and not by me I might add) in jest, and look what it has sunk to. Only PCers were taking private potshots at people, which was uncalled for. I imagine Dreamer regrets even doing it now, wrong crowd I guess. If someone is talking bs, I'll call them out on it. You guys take yourselves very seriously.
The lengths you are going to to search out information about me is...disconcerting...to say the least...I admit to clicking on a link in your sig...but you are going to other websites, searching my username, going through my profile...yikes. Save your energy for DW. That's when I am gonna take you and a few others here (but only a few admittedly haha) out napalm strike style! :poly124:
Oh and seemed to have scimmed over this.
Care to respond. Naw, didn't think so. You're probably going through my ebay account by now anyways...
... they might even become friends after.... I bet Vig would help him with crits along the way.... haha man that would have been great!
someone had to die, but men died with honor
If someone challenged me, i'd slay them or fall trying
(If you make any good posts let me know I would like to see)
Not sure on what yet, but accept or die!
as long as it fits in before D War starts. that's my only request. i'm not about to let anyone think i'm not ready to put my money where my mouth is.
Dude, the only person who has taken this thread downhill is you. Dreamer, and everyone else here, were getting along just fine.
Take arshlevon's advice, please.
DW is that battleground, already said so.
Sorry i felt this thread needed this image.
i'd much prefer to wait til the war to be honest.. it's only 6days
Ok the challenge is to think of a challenge for this challenge.
Oh wait, I just won. Yay!
i said i woulld PREFER.
i never said no.
But if you want to puss out and try to avoid the mini challenge then I think you just confirmed what everyone already knew.
As for the GTA mini challenge raising its ugly head. Maybe people who don't have the skill to claim victory shouldn't claim it. If reality slamming one of your buddies in the face hurt you, then he should apologize for making the sorry ass art in the first place.
You'll notice I didn't pack my sad little portfolio up and march over to GA to announce victory because I knew what would happen. And I actually have a lot of respect for 95% of the GA posters. However they earned it by making great art and not being douches. That respect was won on a per person basis and does not carry over to you by association just like any future victory doesn't actually carry over to you personally because you came up with a password.
Contest and Challenges, start it up amigo. I'm even letting you pick the rules and the deadline!
"As for the GTA mini challange raising its ugly head. Maybe people who don't have the skill to claim victory shouldn't claim it. If reality slamming one of your buddies in the face hurt you, then he should apologize for making the sorry ass art in the first place."
What does that even mean? Is it an admission that you going around peoples accounts on other sites is creepy? I actually thought his entry was bloody good, especially for someone's second model. And it fit into the GTA universe perfectly.
"You'll notice I didn't pack my sad little portfolio up and march over to GA to annouce victory because I knew what would happen."
Honestly, what. are. you. talking. about.
*Free beer and peanuts to the spectators*