Guy 1: [in Italian] You got to play with her before you lay her.
Guy 2: [in Italian] For how long?
Guy 1: [in Italian] Fifteen minutes. Half hour. Depends on the woman.
Guy 2: [in Italian] How long with your wife?
Guy 1: [in Italian] Thirty seconds.
Guy 2: [in Italian, in awe] Lucky!
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if you did, i suggest you go and see a doctor