Best Batman script EVAR

Rick Stirling

One last explosion, this time in slow motion, with tanks flying out of it.

http://my.spill.com/profiles/blog/show?id=947994%3ABlogPost%3A355506



Some of the comments make my brain hurt though.

JasonLavoie

This is a joke right?

"A girl with a huge rack, so shes supper HAWWT, but she has glasses so she's the smartest person in the world too"

Wtf is that? This actually sounds like a porn script or something.

adam

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I'm coming back to this thread later tonight, and if the replies are along the lines that I hope they won't be, I will have lost faith in all of you.

*fingers crossed*

LoTekK

Back in black.

Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. Guitar solo.

I totally agree with the last line of that entry. Hilarious. Thanks for the link, rick. Made my morning.

Slum

Oh man, that was good stuff.

"We hack the internet"
"Hack the internet?"
"Yes, hack the internet"
"No one's ever hacked the internet before"
"Where there's a first time for everything"
"OK I like it. But which one of the internets do we hack?"
"All of them"

Rob Galanakis

JasonLavoie wrote: »

This is a joke right?

Have you ever seen a Michael Bay movie?

Murdoc

Right there with you professor, I'm sure bay is on the phone right now trying to get the rights to this.

Steve Schulze

JasonLavoie wrote: »

This is a joke right?

"A girl with a huge rack, so shes supper HAWWT, but she has glasses so she's the smartest person in the world too"

Wtf is that? This actually sounds like a porn script or something.

You know, I've got this lovely bridge for sale just down in San Francisco, going very cheaply.

nacire

She leans into the engine, exposing her breasts, covered in perspiration. The camera zooms in and out on them, emphatically, a number of times.

:thumbup: I'll take two tickets please! BWAHAHAHA!

MikeF

god, this sounds like peterotica.

Japhir

this is brilliant

robioto

That was so funny I was almost in tears.

-Pyrotechnics erupt in the distance. Guitar Solo.

Jesse Moody

wow. just way too much to handle in that one.

cholden

Still the best Batman script imo

Emil Mujanovic

A funny and also rather difficult read.
Some parts of that I'd love to see in a movie (tanks flying out of explosions within explosions). Awesome interpretation of what a Bay script would potentially look like.
Thanks for the share, Rick.

-caseyjones

Luxury

this is the latest in a series of bad movie scripts. last one was for indiana jones 4, but the transformers script was equally good.

http://www.the-editing-room.com/indianajones4.html

Jeremy Lindstrom

One Word. Awesome.

PixelGoat

some of the comments after the script are almost as funny as the script itself.

"I'm not so sure this script is even real to be honest. But if it were, I would have to assume he's going to recycle this for a Transformers sequel. "

lol?

Cody

hilarious

ebagg

Haha wow, and I bet Michael Bay would've given the batsuit even bigger nips too! Nips that are FLAMETHROWERS!!!

Ryno

Needs a crotch gun like Sex Machine in Dusk Til Dawn too. That'd do it, and I'd kick in 10 bucks to go watch the movie.

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