They need to have a Comedy Central Roast of Paris, then at the end of the roast, set her on fire. The amount of makeup and crap she puts on, I bet she would light up like a roman candle, then poof! Be incinerated in seconds!
Haha Maybe she got excited over the sound of what they were gonna do to make her feel at home and she rushed right in. She didn't even wait for morning.
I am shocked and satisfied. I liked Sarah Silverman, now I love her. Paris deserved to be humiliated publicly, and in her own crowd. Honestly, I think this was more helpful to her than the much too short prison time she'll be serving in her special cell. It's funny to watch her "fans" support her, and just sad that she has fans at all. She's not a human being, or a role model, she's a spoiled child. Jack's reaction was the deathblow. I loved it.
Its nice to see Hilton get taken down a peg, but surely she could have come up with something more amusing than "They're going to paint the bars to look like penises"
Not that I really care what happens to Paris but this is really disappointing. It's a vivid reminder of how are justice system is skewed towards the affluent.
I'm waiting for her to go in front of the camera and talk about how tough it was not having someone constantly around her to wash her face, change her clothes, and answer her phones. How three days without partying made her cry. They had to rush in her psychiatrist. The guards had to show her how to use the phone. I can't believe kids look up to her. We're doomed.
hmmm...now im thinking about what possible 'medical' conditions could lead to the switch to house arrest. The only ones that come to mind are ones that also involve either a maternity ward or a hospice...both of which are pretty unlikely I imagine.
Yeah but even then I have heard of women that are pregnant being kept in jail. They don't just let people out because they are sick. This was about money. Her mother paid someone off. Doctor or whatever to get her out.
If it was any of us in there we would be with general population and getting raped with broomsticks now.
Paris is stupid. She's just another bimbo from southern california. Trust me there are plenty more to go around.
She's is a bimbo from New York City, but does most of her bimbo'ing out west. I just heard a report that she was inadvertently starving herself because she would hardly eat any jail food. Ironic, as I thought the Nicole Richie Diet Plan was standard operating procedure for that crowd...
Hopefully she sat on the toilet bowl in the slammer picking up some sort of vaginal disease, which would prevent her from breeding more primodonna parasites.
she's due back in court soon, since I heard the judge and prosecutor aren't too pleased, along with hundreds of people across the country who have sent emails and phone calls expressing their anger.
I hope that slut enjoys her time in prison. They shouldn't leave the little whore alone, she doesn't deserve any special treatment. Cried wolf, paid the price.
hah if she left ME alone then I wouldn't feel so smug. I'm sick of hearing about her, seeing her in ads for tv programmes, and in newspaper stands. Downside is I'm STILL hearing about her even when she's locked up!
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i really don't think it matters, its lame, and sad everyone cant just leave the stupid girl alone...
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So everyone convicted of violating probation for drunk driving should only serve for 3 days? They live in a mansion for 40 additional days?
I can't get over how often I'm hearing that she shouldn't be serving this prison sentence. Her self centered, arrogance is what got her into this mess and maybe next time she'll learn that voguing for the media doesn't not allow you to be above the law.
oh i i think she should serve her time, i just think that if she was anyone else it wouldnt matter, its her life, if she wants to be dumb then she will.
yeah , until she actually hurts anyone while on her drunken driving . I think this is good , to show the tramps that actually think she is a role model where they might end up one day if they behave that slutty.
If it was anyone else, they wouldn't have gotten special treatment :P
My real problem was when I heard the traffic woman on a local radio station, who told the DJ's that Paris shouldn't be in jail. When asked why, she answered, "Because I like her. It's not like she killed someone." The DJ made it VERY clear that this wasn't a joke and this idiot traffic woman actually believed this. Several people called in and they had experienced very similar situations. NONE of them were able to get out early, even with medical problems. A psychiatrist called in and he said no matter WHAT he rights, a prisoner has NEVER been released to house arrest.
She is getting special treatment... flat out and if they don't hold up the law to her, then it holds no strength for anyone.
Yeah hell I'll do 3 days in jail and then spend 40 days at her mansion. ANYTIME. Have you seen her fucking place? That's not house arrest. That shit would be a nice place to chill out.
Fuck send her up here to Maine for 45 days. She will really be hating life.
I am so sick of hearing about her and all her spoiled little friends. Some stupid show was on VH1 last night that my wife was watching about these spoiled little retards. The trust fund dudes should have there ass kicked for saying some of the shit they say.
I hope she goes drinking and driving again and hits her mom or something. I don't want anyone to be killed, any innocents or anything, but she really needs a dose of fucking reality to slap her on the fucking face.
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And Jack Nicholson laughing his ass off at it made it that much sweeter.
Spark
Paris starts her time.
Thank you Sarah.
-caseyjones
http://www.break.com/index/sarah-silverman-rips-on-paris-at-mtv-awards.html
the system sucks!
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Paris Hilton's mother Kathy is adamant her daughter will emerge from her 23-day prison term "a better person"
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FAILURE!
I would just have shut my mouth about it and take the lube.
If it was any of us in there we would be with general population and getting raped with broomsticks now.
Paris is stupid. She's just another bimbo from southern california. Trust me there are plenty more to go around.
It was with an unspecified "medical" condition. What is that stupidity? God damn this is bullshit.
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Her pussy was chapped.
Marcus
Artist Kaos Studios
i really don't think it matters, its lame, and sad everyone cant just leave the stupid girl alone...
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it doesn't matter, it is lame, and its so terribly sad, but lots of us still find humor in it. justice ftw!
i really don't think it matters, its lame, and sad everyone cant just leave the stupid girl alone...
hmm
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So everyone convicted of violating probation for drunk driving should only serve for 3 days? They live in a mansion for 40 additional days?
I can't get over how often I'm hearing that she shouldn't be serving this prison sentence. Her self centered, arrogance is what got her into this mess and maybe next time she'll learn that voguing for the media doesn't not allow you to be above the law.
My real problem was when I heard the traffic woman on a local radio station, who told the DJ's that Paris shouldn't be in jail. When asked why, she answered, "Because I like her. It's not like she killed someone." The DJ made it VERY clear that this wasn't a joke and this idiot traffic woman actually believed this. Several people called in and they had experienced very similar situations. NONE of them were able to get out early, even with medical problems. A psychiatrist called in and he said no matter WHAT he rights, a prisoner has NEVER been released to house arrest.
She is getting special treatment... flat out and if they don't hold up the law to her, then it holds no strength for anyone.
Fuck send her up here to Maine for 45 days. She will really be hating life.
I am so sick of hearing about her and all her spoiled little friends. Some stupid show was on VH1 last night that my wife was watching about these spoiled little retards. The trust fund dudes should have there ass kicked for saying some of the shit they say.
Oh well... Cry me a river Paris...
http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/08/paris.hilton.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories
Spark
pwned
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I hope she goes drinking and driving again and hits her mom or something. I don't want anyone to be killed, any innocents or anything, but she really needs a dose of fucking reality to slap her on the fucking face.