a few months ago people on the WoW forums linked Chuck Norris' first response to the "Chuck Norris facts" on his website. he said he was flattered and then went on to encourage people to read his series of Western novels.
those chuck norris facts were not about chuck norris the actor, they were about chuck norris the legend. The chuck norris responding to these comments is not the same person the comments are describing. His name might just as well be Bill Bobberton.
lol, I was just reading that article from Digg and I was in a meeting at work. I had to work hard not to start laughing out loud as some of those comments. I actually had to cover my mouth and dip my head down until I could get the page closed. Chuck Norris jokes don't get old.
Christopher Walken!
WALKEN WINS!
Christopher Walken's piss raises the dead. Too bad he never pisses.
One time, ligtning hit a tree,it fell over, and my brother said "I think Chuck Norris just kicked it"
And I said to him "Oh yeah? Maybe Christopher Walken LOOKED at it."
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Chuck norris has diffrent opinions about the evolution than me does this mean I will die in a roundhouse related accident?
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Unfortunately for you, yes. Yes it does.
Christopher Walken!
WALKEN WINS!
Christopher Walken's piss raises the dead. Too bad he never pisses.
One time, ligtning hit a tree,it fell over, and my brother said "I think Chuck Norris just kicked it"
And I said to him "Oh yeah? Maybe Christopher Walken LOOKED at it."