Challenging critics to something he's semi-pro at is silly. Personally I'd like to see pistol duels like the old west. Does anyone know if any of the critics he's going to face are very buff fighter types?
Just watched through most of it during lunch break, it starts getting sad at round 2. At least Uwe seems to be holding back. The other guy wasn't really beaten up much it seems, he just didn't have any technique to keep up with Uwe. I wonder how a person in more decent shape and with some fighting knowledge will fare...
uwe was definitely holding back .. i didnt even see him throw a solid jab or a right hand ...
the other guy had absolutely no technique , i would have thought he may at least have taken an hour with a trainer to teach him the basics .. or he could have saved the money and just rented rocky ... how hard is it to stay on your feet ?
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I almost forgot about how fucking terrorible that comic is but then you had to post it.
At least shity penny arcade is respectable in that it has history and a strong market hold, CAD is just unfunny garbage.
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Hey that's fine your entitled to your opinion as moronic as it maybe . Being that both Penny Arcade and Ctrl+alt+del have 100's of thousands if not millions of readers I doubt they or myself give a flying fuck what you think .
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I almost forgot about how fucking terrorible that comic is but then you had to post it.
At least shity penny arcade is respectable in that it has history and a strong market hold, CAD is just unfunny garbage.
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Hey that's fine your entitled to your opinion as moronic as it maybe . Being that both Penny Arcade and Ctrl+alt+del have 100's of thousands if not millions of readers I doubt they or myself give a flying fuck what you think .
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We'll I'm glad you care what I think about your shitty webcomics.
I found this amusing, simply because of the concept, the inept twaddling around in the ring made it even more funny.. Uwe should hire the beast from the east to fight his critics.. that would be truely funny
If it were me I would of spent the time until the fight working out and training to do the perfect headbutt, sure Uwe would say he won because of disqualification but I'd have the satisfaction of knocking him on his ass.
In case you're wondering what constitutes a good head butt, taken from the slate article about Zidane's head butt during the world cup:
The proper motion for a forward head butt is described as something like a sneeze, or even a bout of vomiting. The attacker steps in with his neck muscles relaxed and his mouth closed. Then he bends at the stomach and snaps his head down while stiffening his neck. Another type of forward head butt works with an uppercut motion, as the attacker springs from the legs.
The head-butter tries to smash the relatively hard bone at the top of his head into the head-buttee's softer nose, cheeks, or jaw. Aiming for the mouth can do a lot of damage, but it can result in a laceration for the attacker. Likewise, it's very important to avoid forehead-to-forehead contact.
He didn't miss is original calling just ignored it.
Destiny: Ring Ring... Ring Ring
Uwe: Hello?
Destiny: Yes hello mr Bowl, this is Destiny calling I would like for you to be a boxer and die an early death at the hands of the mob after taking a dive in the 3rd round instead of the 4th like they planned.
Uwe: It's boll, like the 4 ton animal and who the...
Destiny: Oh thats cleaver, we thought it was bowl as in the toilet.
<beep beep>
Uwe: That call waiting I take this now k, bye fruit-cake.
Hollywood: I'll cut to the chase, your country has a tax loop hole I think we can expoilt to everyones benefit. Well everyone but the fans but who cares.
Uwe: But Destiny just called I should be a boxer...
Hollywood: BEWAHAHAHA... sigh... HAHAHAHA
Uwe: I beat up anyone I want when I have teh monies right?
Hollywood: we'll supply you with as many soft squishy critics you can shake a boxing glove at.
Uwe: Where do I mail my soul to?
About the 'match'. What a load of bollocks. It would have been more entertaining watching an agressive match of tiddly winks. Y'know, the discs with the sharp edges.
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Oh well, like ebagg said, atleast Uwe was holding back (a lot).
the other guy had absolutely no technique
At least shity penny arcade is respectable in that it has history and a strong market hold, CAD is just unfunny garbage.
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I want to see Lowtax verses Ebaums in the arena.
I almost forgot about how fucking terrorible that comic is but then you had to post it.
At least shity penny arcade is respectable in that it has history and a strong market hold, CAD is just unfunny garbage.
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Hey that's fine your entitled to your opinion as moronic as it maybe . Being that both Penny Arcade and Ctrl+alt+del have 100's of thousands if not millions of readers I doubt they or myself give a flying fuck what you think .
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I almost forgot about how fucking terrorible that comic is but then you had to post it.
At least shity penny arcade is respectable in that it has history and a strong market hold, CAD is just unfunny garbage.
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Hey that's fine your entitled to your opinion as moronic as it maybe . Being that both Penny Arcade and Ctrl+alt+del have 100's of thousands if not millions of readers I doubt they or myself give a flying fuck what you think .
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We'll I'm glad you care what I think about your shitty webcomics.
In case you're wondering what constitutes a good head butt, taken from the slate article about Zidane's head butt during the world cup:
The proper motion for a forward head butt is described as something like a sneeze, or even a bout of vomiting. The attacker steps in with his neck muscles relaxed and his mouth closed. Then he bends at the stomach and snaps his head down while stiffening his neck. Another type of forward head butt works with an uppercut motion, as the attacker springs from the legs.
The head-butter tries to smash the relatively hard bone at the top of his head into the head-buttee's softer nose, cheeks, or jaw. Aiming for the mouth can do a lot of damage, but it can result in a laceration for the attacker. Likewise, it's very important to avoid forehead-to-forehead contact.
Destiny: Ring Ring... Ring Ring
Uwe: Hello?
Destiny: Yes hello mr Bowl, this is Destiny calling I would like for you to be a boxer and die an early death at the hands of the mob after taking a dive in the 3rd round instead of the 4th like they planned.
Uwe: It's boll, like the 4 ton animal and who the...
Destiny: Oh thats cleaver, we thought it was bowl as in the toilet.
<beep beep>
Uwe: That call waiting I take this now k, bye fruit-cake.
Hollywood: I'll cut to the chase, your country has a tax loop hole I think we can expoilt to everyones benefit. Well everyone but the fans but who cares.
Uwe: But Destiny just called I should be a boxer...
Hollywood: BEWAHAHAHA... sigh... HAHAHAHA
Uwe: I beat up anyone I want when I have teh monies right?
Hollywood: we'll supply you with as many soft squishy critics you can shake a boxing glove at.
Uwe: Where do I mail my soul to?
About the 'match'. What a load of bollocks. It would have been more entertaining watching an agressive match of tiddly winks. Y'know, the discs with the sharp edges.