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  • KDR_11k
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    Come on, it's virtual porn, not a Jew-gassing simulation.
  • hawken
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    The whole team of a game like that can go to hell. What a bunch of degraded lowlifes. Pathatic and retarted. Unbelievable that there are still idiots that come up with ideas like this, and have fellow retards help them. Crap like this makes me wish we had a human ranking system, so I could distantiate from this bunch of neanderthal morons, responsible for this pathatic garbage. BAH

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    virgin
  • SHEPEIRO
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    so its ok as long as you knock the star off with ten years to spare untill your release date. do-able might incur some other legal costs
  • Hedhunta
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    Granted its not all that life like.. but, er... so killing 1000's of people daily(ala fps's) is fine and dandy but a few naked boobies and the odd penis and we are gonna fry in hell?... Personally boobies win over bullets any day but maybe I'm just a weirdo?

    I mean.. this whole post is about how "unreal"istic the models and textures look, FPS's these days are so life like that beyond the fact that youre looking into a computer screen you almost can't tell the difference(ie. very realistic violence) Seriously.. Oh noess!!! Boobies r evil!!. lawl

    Agree @ Hawken.
  • SHEPEIRO
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    Jelmer- would it be ok if you could have a quick mini game wedding first.
  • KDR_11k
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    The rating authority mantra: "Make war, not love".
  • SHEPEIRO
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    its like some places in the states where you can have enough guns to equipe an army but if any woman(or man i guess) has more than 1 vibrator thats against the law.

    man what if freinds come round
  • Weiser_Cain
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    *cough*personal massager*cough*
  • Black_Dog
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    Well, then you have to share.
  • MoP
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    Jelmer- would it be ok if you could have a quick mini game wedding first.

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    LOL! laugh.gif
  • ebagg
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    I'm guessing the quality of these games is always going to be on the low-end of the industry because their production quality is sort of like a porn film's production compared to a real hollywood film.
  • SHEPEIRO
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    thats cos they know daft buggers will buy it whatever the production quality
  • sledgy
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    Jelmer- would it be ok if you could have a quick mini game wedding first.

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    LMAO!!! Thanks for that.
    Jelmer - dude it's "retarded" not "retarted" Something that never fails to get under my skin: if you're trying to insult someone's intelligence try not to look stupid yourself.
  • KDR_11k
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    The problem is that most porn/hentai games lack gameplay and good animations. They've often got capable artists but no animators it seems. Some make attempts at gameplay (rpgs, fighting games, shmups, etc) but usually it's a sloppy implementation that not even a casual gamer would appreciate. I mean, really, if you're going through the trouble of making all the models you can also hire an animator and make the result not look like crap in motion. And you can put some actual effort into making the gameplay passable.
  • Rick Stirling
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    I'm guessing the quality of these games is always going to be on the low-end of the industry because their production quality is sort of like a porn film's production compared to a real hollywood film.

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    have you seen much porn recently?
  • sonic
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    yay for boobs!

    I'm going to fill out a request to help with some motion capture!
  • MoP
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  • arshlevon
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    haha yeah i think it would be so awesome to work on a porngame! fuck all this steam-fi punk medeval fantasy bullshit.
  • Ninjas
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    I mean, WTF? When have video games not had porn in them? If you put chicks in a game for the purpose of being sexually appealing it is porn, so you may as well do it up right and include the ass fucking, and all that.
  • Joao Sapiro
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    teh boobs!!!11
  • sledgy
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    I mean, WTF? When have video games not had porn in them? If you put chicks in a game for the purpose of being sexually appealing it is porn, so you may as well do it up right and include the ass fucking, and all that.

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    I always wondered if PacMan was eating scat. Sexually appealing != the act of fucking.
  • Ninjas
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    Indeed Sledgy. Thats why animals fucking is not porn and medical photos aren't porn either. It is the motivation behind it that makes it porn or not.
  • Malekyth
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    Thats why animals fucking is not porn

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    See, I'm not a porn addict! I'm NOT!!
  • sledgy
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    Now we're back full circle arguing the color of scat wink.gif

    If you want to get really technical (obviously) then porn could be comparable to naughty words. A decade ago "bitch" was considered by most to be unacceptable on public television. Now it's tossed around like a stripper in a lacrosse frat-house. In the 50's a wet t-shirt contest would have been considered scandalous. Now it's "meh"

    Just like the word "scumbag" which technically means a used condom, but today just means someone with a bad reputation. So you see the definition of "porn" just like language is subject to interpretation, but if you were to take a poll and ask if the L'Oreal girl with the high, perky tits with nipples a-pokin' like she's smuggling raisins and looking at you with fuck-me eyes, selling lipstick is at the same level of "pornography" as L'Oreal girl taking it up the ass with an airhammer in full detail, you know full well most people would say "no" wink.gif
  • Ninjas
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    I think that depends entirely on where you take that pole. You take it in Saudi Arabia, then they will say they are both vile porn (if they could even identify an open anus, which I doubt).

    There are only so many ways you can define a concept. If you aren't going to define it by the motivation in creating it, then what? By asking people? Then anything beyond showing your ankles is porn. By what people jerk off to? Then a home video of 7 year olds is porn.

    That fact is that you can ask people on the street a lot of things and most of them would be wrong.

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    And I completely agree. It is not the same "level", but it is a difference of degree, not a difference of kind.
  • Matabus
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    The whole team of a game like that can go to hell. What a bunch of degraded lowlifes. Pathatic and retarted. Unbelievable that there are still idiots that come up with ideas like this, and have fellow retards help them. Crap like this makes me wish we had a human ranking system, so I could distantiate from this bunch of neanderthal morons, responsible for this pathatic garbage. BAH

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    virgin

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    Priceless.
  • Jelmer
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    For all the jackasses that are trying to be funny. Go buy this game and go fuck yourself. Apparently you are forming the kind of dumbass market that would actually be interested in getting this degrading bullshit. Sledgy, sorry for spelling that word wrong. English isn't my primary language buddy, so please forgive me. What's the reason of your offense anyway? You've been dying to jack off to this digital porn haven't you?
  • MoP
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    Whoa, take a cold shower, Jelmer. Sounds like you need to cool off a bit.
  • sonic
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    hey man, cool down, we're all just jokin around. although i will never play it, theres nothing i can do that will stop it from coming out, so why not just sit back and laugh? some people like hentai, some people like digital pr0n, some people like bone smuggling... everyone has different tastes.
  • aesir
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    Jelmer doesnt like boobies frown.gif
  • SkullboX
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    Indeed Jelmer, chill out.

    I don't see the fun of it, just like cartoon porn, but it's a very abuse friendly type of adult entertainment and probably pays more fairly. At least no children are getting raped... or some actually awful shit like that.
  • sledgy
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    Jelmer, it's all good man. http://www.dictionary.com is your best friend before you let the insults fly They have a translator too.

    In the US, insults are sort of an art form. We think it's funny when someone from another country starts off with something like "fuck your mother off, bitch faggotface corksucker!" The feeling is obviously there but the delivery is just way off kilter. Say it like Dirty Harry: "Yo mama so fat, when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house!"

    Here's another good source of inspiration: http://www.urbandictionary.com

    And what's wrong with jacking off? It's not illegal and much cheaper than hookers! Maybe a bottle of wine...some astroglide...and you crazy.gif
  • adam
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    The whole team of a game like that can go to hell. What a bunch of degraded lowlifes. Pathatic and retarted. Unbelievable that there are still idiots that come up with ideas like this, and have fellow retards help them. Crap like this makes me wish we had a human ranking system, so I could distantiate from this bunch of neanderthal morons, responsible for this pathatic garbage. BAH

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    virgin

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    LOL!
    :P
  • ElysiumGX
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    Gotta agree with Jelmer. This is really sad. Perfect use of technology put to waste. And to arouse, yet nothing in the application is real...or attractive. A hard on by polygons. May as well whack off to a cardboard cut-out. OR GET A GIRLFRIEND! It's like all the dumbest ideas from Japan invading. Sickos.
  • MoP
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    Oh, yes ElysiumGX, it's really sad, it is technology put to waste. The people working on it are probably fairly embarrassed by it.

    Also it's easy for people who have girlfriends to say "lol get a girlfriend"... some people have more trouble with that than others. And not just because they play games like this, although it may end up in a vicious cycle because of them.

    Bear in mind there is a market for $4000 "real dolls", maybe you should worry more about that.

    That said, there was no call for Jelmer's outburst.
  • IceWolve
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    Gotta agree with Jelmer. This is really sad. Perfect use of technology put to waste. And to arouse, yet nothing in the application is real...or attractive. A hard on by polygons. May as well whack off to a cardboard cut-out. OR GET A GIRLFRIEND! It's like all the dumbest ideas from Japan invading. Sickos.

    [/ QUOTE ]So why do you use those blow-up dolls that look NOTHING like a woman? Those female models look more appealing than blow up dolls... The animatins may be shit, and the models not that great, but when you compare those female models to your blow up dolls i think the game wins...

    Though the game will make you fatter cuz you just sit there at the computer (more ammo for those anti sitting at the computer people) and let the machine do the work...

    Jelmer... i dont know if there is any hope for you in this world realy. If you think this is the first game in history with sex then... well... no hope... There is a whole industry dedicated to porn and sexual "toys" and "devices", just just a group of fat nerds that think video game porn is the roxor!
  • Ninjas
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    Yeah, "get a girlfriend", why? Not because you like the person but because you want to fuck. Sorry, it's way easier and cheaper just to beat it.
  • Illusions
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    I think what Jelmer and Elysium are getting at is that this game further objectifies women even more, and going beyond standard porn, attempts to make it more realistic, and more interactive.
  • KDR_11k
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    Maybe I'd complain about objectification if women weren't already objectifying themselves in the mass media.
  • rawkstar
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    look at the positive sides of things, if used in multiplayer mode this could prolong and strengthen long distance relationships.
  • nealb4me
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    Also it's easy for people who have girlfriends to say "lol get a girlfriend"... some people have more trouble with that than others. And not just because they play games like this, although it may end up in a vicious cycle because of them.

    Bear in mind there is a market for $4000 "real dolls", maybe you should worry more about that.



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    That's kind of what I was getting at with my first reply. Of course it's easier to sit home and pull your pud, watch porn and pretend with your plastic/digital toys. If you keep this up then you will almost certainly end up in some viscious cycle that you will find immensely difficult to get out of should you decide you want a real relationship. I beleive it's a choice that you have to make, choose to pursue a real relationship or choose fantasy.

    I am not offended by porn or sex but I see this game as yet another excuse for people who are lazy to avoid finding a real relationship with a man/women. Just like the $4k dolls...

    They are completely lifeless, don't respond to you are dead cold etc. It can only be empty and while it may seem fulfilling for a while, it's not, and could never be. I liken the this game to racing games, you can drive awesome cars for the price of the game (and some patience) at ridiculous speeds and if you crash you don't die. Yet get in a real sports car and go for a spin and the feeling is completely and utterly different. The car surrounds you, you can feel the G-forces, you can smell it and it's totally immersive. However, a real car costs a shitload more than the price of a computer and the game to play on it.

    It is not possible to simulate reality anywhere close to the point of satisfaction and I won't speculate on when we may one day reach that point. So what I am saying is if you want the good stuff, the fulfillment, the adrenalin, the excitement etc. Then be prepared to sacrifice for it and accept the good with the bad.
  • LordScottish
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    look at the positive sides of things, if used in multiplayer mode this could prolong and strengthen long distance relationships.

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    Hahaha, awesome smile.gif
  • KDR_11k
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    OMG, this game is like a 7000$ (which makes it all the sadder) sex doll and sex dolls were invented by the Nazis (yes, really)! Nazi game!

    Seriously, it's porn mixed with a videogame. Why not? I didn't see anyone here trying to kill Rick when Hot Coffee became known. People don't complain about Dead or Alive, why do they start complaining when the big breasted women make love not war? Put a bunch of adults into a virtual environment and give them the ability to change the simulation to their wishes and a large percentage of them would immediately turn it into a porn game (Second Life, anyone?).

    The car surrounds you, you can feel the G-forces, you can smell it and it's totally immersive. However, a real car costs a shitload more than the price of a computer and the game to play on it.

    Yes but there's a whole genre of games you can not just play for free, you even get paid for acting them out in real life: Join the Army! See far off lands, meet exotic people and kill them with high tech weaponry! Nonetheless, the Army seems somewhat less popular than Counterstrike.
  • nealb4me
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    KDR you keep going off about how porn is not as bad as violence. Which is irrelevant to what I was saying.

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    Put a bunch of adults into a virtual environment and give them the ability to change the simulation to their wishes and a large percentage of them would immediately turn it into a porn game (Second Life, anyone?).

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    Yes I understand this, but does that necessarily make it a good thing to do? Does it have a positive effect on their ability to interact in reality?

    Anyone who wants to be involved in this kind of entertainment is welcome to it. Playing this game for a few minutes and having a laugh is all it's good for imo, trying to take it any further is what I don't like personally. I am stating my opinion here not telling people what to do or saying that the end of the world is near because it's not.
  • KDR_11k
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    Porn isn't only for shut ins, there are situations where people with girlfriends or wifes have to resort to manual measures. Girlfriend's "got a headache", wife's out of town, in hospital, whatever. Porn is still better than betraying your partner.
  • skankerzero
    I got a girlfriend, an active social life, and I own porn games.

    Why?

    I get a crack out of them. It's rare that I ever get turned on by them. Generally, I dress the girls up in silly ways and mod what I can. I also stack them in with my general reference. Some of those games have very good modelers.

    Then, there are a couple that are actually kinda fun to play. Like Lula 3D, it's not the greatest game in the world, but it's damn funny in a cheesy way, and that's enough to make me come back to it every now and then to continue the story.

    Owning them doesn't mean I have difficulty relating to women, doesn't mean I enjoy abusing women, doesn't mean I have a troubled sex life with my gf, though, I understand that I'm more than likely in the minority among those that own them.

    (I did own Virtual Hottie 1 at one point, but it was absolutely terrible, so I deleted it.)
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    It is not possible to simulate reality anywhere close to the point of satisfaction and I won't speculate on when we may one day reach that point.

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  • Ninjas
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    There are real risks with real girls too. Pregnancy, STDS, and jealous boyfriends spring to mind. That and the fact that if you are going out with some chick just to screw her you are probably going to have to buy her dinner and listen to her inane bullshit rambling.

    I think there isn't anything wrong with porn games. Not really my thing (I don't think), but it's just a different flavor of porn.

    I think the moral of this thread is that you should do things in moderation. If you only whack it when you get horny, you will probably never get out to meet that special someone, but at the same time, if you have to find someone to screw every time you get horny you will probably end even worse off.
  • SHEPEIRO
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    "I think the moral of this thread is that you should do things in moderation. If you only whack it when you get horny, you will probably never get out to meet that special someone, but at the same time, if you have to find someone to screw every time you get horny you will probably end even worse off."

    wise words LOL
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