Transformers Movie

SHEPEIRO

YAY heres some pics that were floating around from "actual transformers" wish theyd kept it retro, i hope optimus is still a bad ass and isnt betrayed by the movie makers

http://www.leftlanenews.com/2006/05/31/new-chevy-camaro-to-star-transformers-movie/

http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp...mp;obj_id=51397

Steve Schulze

Camaro? If they had to modernise Bumblebee, at least he could still be a Volkswagon. Goddamn product placement bullshit.

Odds of this movie not sucking horribly just went down slightly further

SHEPEIRO

yeah im excited by it, but seriously worried aswell, this could be such a cool movie (im thinking cool 70s style perhaps Convoy without the drivers) but i see it going bad if they change all the characters and "cool-em-up" by making them modern and bland

Josh_Singh

I agree. This is a francise really dear to a lot of people. If they do a "Dukes of hazard" treatment to it, I'll be pissed. pepsi commercials and all that bs.

SuperOstrich

I'm afraid this will be a turd, unfortunately. It's directed by Michael Bay, director of some wonderful movies such as Armageddon, The Rock, Pearl Harbor, and Bad Boys II.

SHEPEIRO

ow no why cant they stop ruining old franchises.

Weiser_Cain

Maybe we should all get off our collective asses and create new ip's for hollywood to fuck up?

SHEPEIRO

best way to do that pick a character type then mix with random object-

er.... evil buildings that are alive and get up and move around when your asleep so that the city is completely different when you go outside in the morning

Weiser_Cain

No no no no, what you do is make the most badass thing you can then when its movie comes up at the first sign of stink abandon that baby like robocop 3. And say you're better than hollywood. If it fails blame the adaptation if it's good say you could have done three times better for half the budget, now sit on your next ip until you get total control and three times the budget spent on the first movie, now hire a bunch of unknowns and spend the balance of what you'd normally spend on overpaid established talent on advertising, being careful not to give away that the movie stinks if that's the case and you can retire.

Luxury

I agree with the lot of you. I hate hate HATE! Michael Bay, but let me give you something else to think about for a second. He always does some badass car chases. Pair that up with Transformers and at the very worst - we will be in for some awesome chase scenes. Granted - the movie on a whole will be a pile of shit and will suck horribly though.

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er.... evil buildings that are alive and get up and move around when your asleep so that the city is completely different when you go outside in the morning

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Hey! I LIKED Dark City!

doc rob

VW BUG. A Bumble Bee is a Bug. Naming the character that is a yellow and black VW Bug "Bumble Bee" makes sense.

A Chevy Camaro? They'd have been better off with a Yugo.

Gmanx

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//or a Skoda - the UFOs the Germans built in WWII were Skodas...so they've got the sci-fi pedigree

Malekyth

I was a little surprised when they hippified Sonic, but wouldn't think it would be possible with Bumblebee. OH! Unless you make him into a Camaro. That would do it. Bah!

Please let that tank be Brawl, and not Megatron. It looks cool and all, but Megatron transforming, shrinking, and popping into the hand of his nearest lackey would be even cooler!

skankerzero

Bumble Bee will never be a VW bug again. VW does not let it's brands be associated with war toys or movies anymore apparently. (Though I think a Mini Cooper would have been the perfect choice.)

Brawl is the police car.

"Devestator" is the tank. ""'s because that's his unofficial name.

In the end, it's all licensing. Can't make them certain cars anymore because some companies don't give the permission. What can you do?

I'm sure the polt will suck, but what do you want from a 20 year old ip who's story was built around pre-existing toys? Plus, the story is a total 'reboot', not a 'retelling'. So expect many changes.

/transfomers fan

aesir

this will be god awful. Transformers only gets worse with time, and this will be the worst yet...

BEAST WARS will have nothing on this!

skankerzero

Which is funny, because Beast Wars is considered by almost all in the fandom as the pinnacle of Transformer fiction.

malcolm

"Hi, Ewe Bowl here, I was wondering if I could buy the rites to your movie and then use artistic license to make it not your movie but a horrible abomination of the original movie with actors from the disney channel and cameros." "Right, so it's a deal then!"

PS we will now refer to him as Bumble-Bowl.

oXYnary

Optimus a firetruck? Mac trucks wouldn't give them a license?

snemmy

they better keep the transforming sound!!

SHEPEIRO

why cant they use "look-a-like cars" to avoid liscensing issues, i bet its all about the green theyd loose.

anyway im loving that scating citroen transformer advert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc8qKxfqnkA&search=TRANSFORMERS

Mark Dygert

1) The camero looks too much like the new/retro mustang.
2) I am very excited to see one of my childhood favorites brought back and given some high tech lovin. I am more interested in more of a direct translation of the old G1 cartoon (minus spike). I hope they do it without any of the modern anime crap tossed in to try and make it more palettible for the kiddies today.

3) I am also greatly troubled by recent events involving transformers being whored out. It was transform and roll out not transform and sell out.
4) I hope they remember thier audience is not 9 years old anymore and kids today think transformers is a joke with the latest abomanations they keep putting out on saturday mornings.
5) Hopefully it won't be 2.5hrs of optimus posing with a pepsi in his hand as it cuts to scenes of the mustaro doing donuts out in the salt flats.

D4V1DC

G1 For Life!

http://www.fortunecity.com/underworld/descent/387/trans.mid

**SPOILER: Images Of optimus robot form** ??
http://www.transformersthemovie.com/

The transform vid is cool! but his chest isn't red:(.

Enjoy!

oXYnary

Thats a personal fan project from cgtalk. OP will be a firetruck. :P

SHEPEIRO

that fan project is cool and fooled aload of people
OP as fire truck,
this is gonna be Pantsformers

Wells

Is this thing going to be pg-13?

Because in my world, giant transforming robots are going to accidently fall on people, and its going to be a bloody mess.

skankerzero

*cough* Prime's a red semi truck *cough*

Seriously, I don't know where people got the firetruck thing from. Maybe he'll start off that way and change, ala what's going to happen to Bumble Bee, but from what's been leaked, he's a red semi Mack truck all the way.

Zergxes

Bahh. I'll still have to see this. I spent to much of my childhood with this franchise not too.

I'll have to bring one of those squeeze stress balls to keep from yelling at the screen like a fool.

SHEPEIRO

whoops transformer falls flat on face

BRUTICUS(CW)

look again, hes on his back.

i've been waiting 20 years for this so i really hope they dont mess it up.
in some aspects they seems to be missing the mark and what set transformers apart from every other robot story.

bumblebee looks a bit too much like the robot from the citreon commercial for my tastes here. I hope they atleast get his face right....liquid metallic sludge face..and lips

hawken

unless you have a super insane direct line to russia, that image is taking an awful long time to load, even on 100mb fiberoptical...

SHEPEIRO

thats called working in a big accountancy firm, very fast internet!!

i just relinked the original, ill re-save it smalller

SHEPEIRO

here you go


christ the original was 2000x1000 ??? didnt realise it was so big

skankerzero

supposedly, he wwas being disassembled after a shoot. Thus the guy on the left charrying away some parts.

hawken

I would have given half an arm to work on this film.

all real world life size robot models look shit, but that one looks cool.

I would have given half an arm to work on this film.

SHEPEIRO

"I would have given half an arm to work on this film. "

fck it man whats the point in giving up half an arm, might aswell go the whole hog......

.....see thats why your not working on the film....lack of commitment in the arm department....

....notice all but one man has only 1 arm

hawken

not true!

I can see two men who gave up arms to work on this movie!

SHEPEIRO

very true actually Too much saki
two men with 1 arm, 1 man with two arms thats roughly an average of 1 and a 1/3 arms for each person working on this film, doesnt look good. i think you need an average of fifve arms per person to make a good movie

Luxury

A person with 5 arms? That means 7 appendages!!

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What a dandy guy

He lives on top of the submarine

And he's always eating pies

He's always eating pies up there

And throwing festivals

He's the grandest guy in town

With seven testicles

Septopus!

Septopus!

Septopus!

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I was looking for a pic, but couldn't find one unfortunately. So you'll have to settle for a song instead.

notman

I too would have given up Hawken's arm to work on this film

I also like the looks of that robot. I've been trying to identify what type of car he'd be though. I believe they worked out deals with manufacturers to actually use RL vehicles. I wasn't expecting physical bots though. I figured they'd be all CGI (except in car state).

skankerzero

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Nevermind, looks like the studio went ahead and released it early on the official site. (wasn't supposed to be out until next weekend) Maybe the leak prompted them to do it.

http://www.transformersmovie.com/

hawken

I might have to start making transformer tees again...

Luxury

what a terrible teaser!

Steve Schulze

Oh yeah, 5 frames of glorious transformer action. Anyone care to suggest who that was?

Malekyth

What the fuck? That teaser blew. It could be for any kind of Martian invasion film.

skankerzero

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The most I can figure, is that the director of the trailer used the Bumble Bee model pictured above. The asthetics are the same. Same shoulder pieces and head crest.

It's just supposed to be 'a bad transformer' in the trailer. I'm sure using the physical model was a better choice than having ILM make a render for it.

Jeff Parrott

Micheal Bay needs to watch the Spidey 3 trailer. This is just another example how Micheal Bay is fing this. He just needs to make a GI Joe or MASK movie to hose all the cartoons I liked as a kid.

snemmy

haha, i thought the worst part of the teaser was how un-Mars the desert looked. all the images ive seen Mars has dusty rocky loose soil and not dry cracked lake bed surfaces.

Wells

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haha, i thought the worst part of the teaser was how un-Mars the desert looked. all the images ive seen Mars has dusty rocky loose soil and not dry cracked lake bed surfaces.

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I bet they didn't have giant transforming robots, either

thefatladysings

yeah, and why would there be robots that can transform into cars, on frikkin mars?!

TomDunne

About the teaser site's background image, do you all figure that's supposed to be Shockwave? Interesting choice, if so.

Malekyth

In the comics, they transformed into different vehicles -- FYOOTURE vehicles! -- but reconfigured themselves for purposes of stealth upon their arrival on Earth.

Hey, are they going to refer to Mars as Cybertron? If they refer to it as Mars, I'll cry.