Man1 "...do you speak Russian?"
Man2 "A little, but only one sentence."
Man1: "Well, let me have it, mate."
Man2: "Ia vas liubliu."
Man1: "Ia ia vas..."
Man2: "Liubliu."
Man1: "Liubliu? Ia vas liubliu. Ia vas liubliu. What's it mean?"
Man2: "I love you."
Man1: "Love you." What bloody good is that?"
Man2: "I don't know, I wasn't going to use it myself."
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