Yarr!! Ye bunch of bilge rats. Which o' you lubbers wants to scrape the barnacles off me rudder? Where's me wench so that I may drop anchor in her lagoon? Come on then. No one can decline being rogered at the rail by good ol' Cap'n Elysium. Allow cabin boy Rick to walk the plank before we set sail!
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(actually this image is from the cameltoe website, and this guy is a theme park employee, not that I'm an expert on the subject)
Any of ye walk the employment plank with ye jokes? Or were ye run through with ta rusty blade?
Yarrrr!