i often wonder if god recognizes his own son the way we've dressed him up, or is it dressed him down? he's a regular peppermint stick now, all sugar-crystal and saccharine when he isnt making veiled references to certain commercial products that every worshipper absolutely needs.
When I saw the title I thought of 'bar' as in 'pub', and figured someone was opening a Christian themed watering hole. The bartenders would be priests, of course. And nuns might give you a lap dance.
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That would melt in my hand so fast. I should start repenting if I ever want a bite of god-given nutrition. Then afterwards I'll take a holy shit.
Ya know, wheat, barley, raisins, figs, pomegranates, olive oil, and honey may be specifically mentioned, but it doesn't say you should eat them all TOGETHER! Olive oil and pomegranates? Gross!
Come to think of it, do they have John the Baptist honey-dipped locusts on a stick?
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That would melt in my hand so fast. I should start repenting if I ever want a bite of god-given nutrition. Then afterwards I'll take a holy shit.
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BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
totally gross.. they sell them at health food stores.
Come to think of it, do they have John the Baptist honey-dipped locusts on a stick?
/jzero