slips of the tongue

Mishra

before, in reference to lord of the rings, i was intending to say liv tyler was hot. what came out of my mouth what "aragorn is hot" instead of arwen. boy that was a situation there.

what have you done with your tongue that have made other people confused.

KDR_11k

Freudian slip, eh?

Neo_God

Haha, I was talking about the movie Seven with a friend, and then some how X-Play came up in conversation, and he said:
"The only reason G4 probably kept X Play, and didn't scrap it like all the other shows on Tech Tv, the huge fan base of guys that think Morgan is hot"

my response:
"Well yeah, Morgan Freeman is pretty hot though"

Of course I meant to say Morgan Webb...

oXYnary

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what have you done with your tongue that have made other people confused.

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Every other sentence.

Justin Meisse

I've said 'dicks' instead of 'discs' a few times, the worst time was when I told a customer "oh wait, I almost forgot to grab your dick" when I brought his computer to the back room but left his windows disc on the counter.

Nerd Groupie

I was telling a loud, drunken story at the bar about my mother and her love for dill pickles, and how she got me addicted to them. It came out as "June loves dickles! She got me lovin em!" All 10 or so people in the bar turned to look at me to see what the hell I was talking about. Now it's become an odd family joke that freaks my younger brother out.

I say a lot of stupid shit, that's just the most recent one I can think of.

sundance

isn't dickles a drink?