My cat is in heat. My sister's male cat, who I somehow got stuck with, has been nice enough to service her when I'm not looking. I guess I interupted him at the golden moment and didn't realize it until I stepped in his sticky surprise.
What better way to get my 200th post on the boards?
I knew of an old cat once that had a love affair with a raggedy sweatshirt. It would drag the poor thing everywhere, humping it as it went. I tried to talk the owner into taking the pair into the street so I could film it and use The Beatles 'Why Don't We Do It In The Road' for a soundtrack. But she refused- thought it might feel exploited or something.
[/ QUOTE ]You know if you went by the telephone keypad letters combined with a tad bit of leet speak you could actually spell out "I'm in hot g00" ........
Weird joolz. I dont think I've ever even seen a cat shagging. I don't see them as particularly horny creatures. Perhaps I've just led a sheltered life? Now dogs are randy bastards. Our dog jasper used to try and shag the cat, and that was a pretty bloody funny sight to behold.
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What better way to get my 200th post on the boards?
you managed to get post #24680 though
[/ QUOTE ]You know if you went by the telephone keypad letters combined with a tad bit of leet speak you could actually spell out "I'm in hot g00" ........