You get home and assemble your very first Holo Deck. What's the first thing you do with it?
Me? Well besides the obvious of having sex with anyone I can think of I'd probably do up a Medievil setting. Or a huge army fight straight from LOTR. I'd be invincible of course and have unlimited arrows.
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Either that or set myself up as a wealthy nobleman in Victorian England.
Either that or set myself up as a wealthy nobleman in Victorian England.
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sissy landlubber!
I like the idea of startrek because it's historical exploration during the age of sail...set in space. With an actual holodeck, I would spend time appreciating history and the men and women who risked their lives for discovery many years before my time. ARrrrr!!!1one
<Ziggurat Vertigo Loaded>
<You have grabbed the Pentagram of Protection>
<You have jumped into the Lava like an idiot to see it splash around in low-g>
Oh, and lets not forget knocking grenades back at ogres with a baseball bat, I need the work out =P
I'd need the usual cheats of course,
/god
/give all
or UT2004...
I like the idea of startrek because it's historical exploration during the age of sail...set in space
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I'm not picking on you Grind, your quote just got me to thinking.
That is Picard's Star Trek. While it is not nearly as much as a pussy whipped version as DS9 (still great story telling) and Voyager (utter shit) it still is a Star Trek based on... whatever.
As Kirk said in "Errand of Mercy", "I'm a soldier not a diplomat!" In ST TOG the Enterprize was a naval vessel who's first priorities were to protect the interests of the Federation, exploration was second. In TNG Picard was to much a explorer and not enough a soldier, even though he did okay.
I am flinging this thread OT just because I have had alot of bourbon and I have always wanted to make this known publicly. As much as I liked ST TNG, they are a bunch of pussies caompared to the original series! As Kirk said in "A Taste of Armeggedon" "I'm a barabarian, you said it yourself!"
okay trekker nerd rant over, Methyd, you can have your topic back
Well...
You wouldn't want to know! o_O
LOL i ment lock, but lick is much better so i'll leave it.
honestly i dont know what i'd do, that's a good question. i'd do all sorts of crazy shit, obviously sex like you say. you know, now that i think of it, i think i'd use it to condition myself past behavior problems (for example, every time you talk to your boss you're afraid and don't say shit, it'd be nice for some people to practice beating the shit out of him hehehe)
fantasy sex eh? well sure, but i think i might be afraid of it taking away from the nessesity of personal development (i.e, being able to go out and get sex) but at that point, do you even need that? btw adam, i'm not going to go off on a side tanget but if you're moved towards this type of idea you might be interested in the topic of lucid dreaming
cool question hehehe.
Sex on a Holodeck? Who's gonna clean up the mess after the holographic ladies left?
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of course the ship's janitor.
My boss: Adam, can you print this poster for me?
Me: Go fuck yourself you limey piece of shit. Die in a fire.
Just for the hell of it (nothing against anyone here).
i'd run a UT2K4 dm with all of you for the fun of redeeming the lot of you then (just to go one further...)
to have sex with hot chicks?
Ohh, wait that would probably 'lag' too much
After a confrontation with someone I always thought it'd be cool to load it up in a Holodeck and try saying different things to see their reactions...
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That is one thing I would definently do with a holodeck. I'd also hit them and such.
Though I would probably make myself an awesome Jedi/Sith, and go about tricking people with the force and cutting others in half with my lightsaber.
some cliche-oveerloaded action movie style programme where guns never run out of ammo, i can perform olympic style gymnastics, never get hit, and fire automatic weapons with superhuman accuracy even at full-auto and arm's length.
or UT2004...
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I was gonna suggest Devil May Cry
I think this thread is for, if all that stuff has been taken care of and perfected. I mean I really would have hated to see the 1st design of the holodeck.
As for the first version of the holodeck, I heard that debuted a few years back on some science expo.
SoulReaper: I hope you're using the "no pain" cheat... Though I guess I would pay for seeing you try to take on a Ninja with pain enabled...
You can keep your high stress sims to yourself... living care free on the beach & being with friends... That's the life for me.
I would build the holodeck in the little cupboard under the stairs which is really tiny, full of coats and tins of paint.
-bmer
And then attack the beach with ElysiumGX's pirate ship!
On that note - the Holodeck could work like a multiplayer server, right? Other people could connect to your sim from different countries, as long as they had a fast enough UberNet connection and a similar design of holodeck... That would be fun. Battlefield 1942, except with real energy expenditure and a hyped-up sense of involvement
No, you're a nerd.