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You get home and assemble your very first Holo Deck. What's the first thing you do with it?

Me? Well besides the obvious of having sex with anyone I can think of I'd probably do up a Medievil setting. Or a huge army fight straight from LOTR. I'd be invincible of course and have unlimited arrows.

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  • iMag
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    iMag polycounter lvl 18
    you mean there's more than just wild fantasy sex with anyone?
  • Dukester
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    Dukester polycounter lvl 18
    I'd be Brock Landers!
  • ElysiumGX
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    ElysiumGX polycounter lvl 20
    I'd be the captain of a pirate ship searching for treasure, rum, and women. Arrr!
  • Wells
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    Wells polycounter lvl 18
    i would be bobo. Arrr!
  • MoP
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    MoP polycounter lvl 18
    I would join ElysiumGX's piratical crusade!

    Either that or set myself up as a wealthy nobleman in Victorian England.
  • cold_electric
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    cold_electric polycounter lvl 18
    You mean a 3D moniter???
  • Asherr
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    Asherr polycounter lvl 18
    no a Holodeck as in Star Trek holodeck. a room that projects solid holograms and can be programed to display any person/place/thing you want.
  • Slipstream
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    Slipstream polycounter lvl 19
    I'd set up a Vice City game with the Tank cheat on, bwhehe
  • ElysiumGX
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    [ QUOTE ]
    Either that or set myself up as a wealthy nobleman in Victorian England.

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    sissy landlubber!

    I like the idea of startrek because it's historical exploration during the age of sail...set in space. With an actual holodeck, I would spend time appreciating history and the men and women who risked their lives for discovery many years before my time. ARrrrr!!!1one
  • Asthane
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    Asthane polycounter lvl 18
    /map e1m8
    <Ziggurat Vertigo Loaded>
    <You have grabbed the Pentagram of Protection>
    <You have jumped into the Lava like an idiot to see it splash around in low-g>

    Oh, and lets not forget knocking grenades back at ogres with a baseball bat, I need the work out =P
  • Joshua Stubbles
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    Toss me into the fray with the Spartan's at the battle of Thermopylae. 7000 Greeks and 300 Spartan's .vs. 2 million Persian soldiers. Incredible.

    I'd need the usual cheats of course,
    /god
    /give all
  • sundance
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    sundance polycounter lvl 18
    some cliche-oveerloaded action movie style programme where guns never run out of ammo, i can perform olympic style gymnastics, never get hit, and fire automatic weapons with superhuman accuracy even at full-auto and arm's length.

    or UT2004...
  • Dukester
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    I like the idea of startrek because it's historical exploration during the age of sail...set in space

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    I'm not picking on you Grind, your quote just got me to thinking.

    That is Picard's Star Trek. While it is not nearly as much as a pussy whipped version as DS9 (still great story telling) and Voyager (utter shit) it still is a Star Trek based on... whatever.

    As Kirk said in "Errand of Mercy", "I'm a soldier not a diplomat!" In ST TOG the Enterprize was a naval vessel who's first priorities were to protect the interests of the Federation, exploration was second. In TNG Picard was to much a explorer and not enough a soldier, even though he did okay. wink.gif

    I am flinging this thread OT just because I have had alot of bourbon and I have always wanted to make this known publicly. As much as I liked ST TNG, they are a bunch of pussies caompared to the original series! As Kirk said in "A Taste of Armeggedon" "I'm a barabarian, you said it yourself!"

    okay trekker nerd rant over, Methyd, you can have your topic back smile.gif
  • Thegodzero
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    I'd recreate my work area but in a good strip club, with a craper for a seat, and food that would come to me, and work in there and not have to move. Just think of the smell...just think of the smell...
  • Jes
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    Jes polycounter lvl 18
    I'd...

    Well...



    You wouldn't want to know! o_O
  • John Warner
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    John Warner polycounter lvl 18
    i'd get scared of the possibilities and lick myself in my room.

    LOL i ment lock, but lick is much better so i'll leave it.

    honestly i dont know what i'd do, that's a good question. i'd do all sorts of crazy shit, obviously sex like you say. you know, now that i think of it, i think i'd use it to condition myself past behavior problems (for example, every time you talk to your boss you're afraid and don't say shit, it'd be nice for some people to practice beating the shit out of him hehehe)


    fantasy sex eh? well sure, but i think i might be afraid of it taking away from the nessesity of personal development (i.e, being able to go out and get sex) but at that point, do you even need that? btw adam, i'm not going to go off on a side tanget but if you're moved towards this type of idea you might be interested in the topic of lucid dreaming

    cool question hehehe.
  • Thermidor
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    i think i would be there with Asthane and do a back flip into the lava , or maybe i would do some sort of Katamari Damacy type destruction, argh its addictive.
  • KDR_11k
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    I'd simulate holographic nanobots and give them a lump o' stuff to build other stuff from. Then I could use the holodeck to construct real things...
  • Makk
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    Makk polycounter lvl 18
    I would lick the walls when nobody is watching....
  • Mit Gas
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    Mit Gas polycounter lvl 18
    I'd be a transformer way before I'd have sex with anything or anyone! And I'd have a whiny voice like starscream!
  • KDR_11k
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    KDR_11k polycounter lvl 18
    Bah! Transformers porn...
  • neolith
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    neolith polycounter lvl 18
    Sex on a Holodeck? Who's gonna clean up the mess after the holographic ladies left?
  • Mishra
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    Mishra polycounter lvl 18
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    Sex on a Holodeck? Who's gonna clean up the mess after the holographic ladies left?

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    of course the ship's janitor.
  • adam
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    After a confrontation with someone I always thought it'd be cool to load it up in a Holodeck and try saying different things to see their reactions...

    My boss: Adam, can you print this poster for me?
    Me: Go fuck yourself you limey piece of shit. Die in a fire.
  • sundance
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    sundance polycounter lvl 18
    ROFL. probably rom...
  • Whargoul
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    I'd load it up with all of you, and me with a baseball bat with nails sticking out the end of it so that I could beat the living shit out of each and every one of you until you look like a highway roadkill.


    Just for the hell of it (nothing against anyone here).
  • sundance
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    sundance polycounter lvl 18
    chee, thanks...

    i'd run a UT2K4 dm with all of you for the fun of redeeming the lot of you then (just to go one further...)
  • John Warner
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    John Warner polycounter lvl 18
    whargoul i'd dress you up like a little school girl and rape you, and then send you pictures of it.
  • KDR_11k
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    Mishra: Naah, the holographic janitor. Get him a real bucket, though.
  • JKMakowka
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    Wouldn't it be great to programm the holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck to make you a holodeck...
    to have sex with hot chicks?

    Ohh, wait that would probably 'lag' too much frown.gif
  • Neo_God
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    [ QUOTE ]
    After a confrontation with someone I always thought it'd be cool to load it up in a Holodeck and try saying different things to see their reactions...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    That is one thing I would definently do with a holodeck. I'd also hit them and such.

    Though I would probably make myself an awesome Jedi/Sith, and go about tricking people with the force and cutting others in half with my lightsaber.
  • Asthane
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    Asthane polycounter lvl 18
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    some cliche-oveerloaded action movie style programme where guns never run out of ammo, i can perform olympic style gymnastics, never get hit, and fire automatic weapons with superhuman accuracy even at full-auto and arm's length.

    or UT2004...

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I was gonna suggest Devil May Cry wink.gif
  • KDR_11k
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    A problm with all that stuff involving images of real people would be that you'd have to program them first, even if it's just the behaviour. So you'd probably know how they'd react or they wouldn't react in the same way the real ones would (most likely both).
  • Soul_Reaper
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    Soul_Reaper polycounter lvl 18
    I'd put myself in the Dead Or Alive fighting tournament, and purposly lose to the ladies
    crazy.gif
  • Neo_God
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    KDR, have you ever heard the terms "Buzz-kill" or "Party Pooper"? Haha!

    I think this thread is for, if all that stuff has been taken care of and perfected. I mean I really would have hated to see the 1st design of the holodeck.
  • KDR_11k
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    Neo_God: Well, hm, are those other words for "reality"?

    As for the first version of the holodeck, I heard that debuted a few years back on some science expo.

    SoulReaper: I hope you're using the "no pain" cheat... Though I guess I would pay for seeing you try to take on a Ninja with pain enabled...
  • Soul_Reaper
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    Hey, if that ninja is Ayane, then hurt me baby!
  • Faucet
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    I'd kick off a beach sim & I'd invite my friends over. Every day would be sunny & warm. Every evening would have a perfect sunset. Every night would be a full moon. There'd be a coral reef just off the coast & there'd be surfing too. My favorite restaurants would be just off the coast & there'd be a full kitchen with a fridge perpetually filled with perfect fresh vegetables & stuff. I'd have sand free blankets for sleep and sex. Oh and my trusty workstation and art supplies would be there too. And I'd have all my heroes instructing me on sculpting and animating. And the days would be 26 hours long so my sleeping schedule would work with the rest of the world.

    You can keep your high stress sims to yourself... living care free on the beach & being with friends... That's the life for me.
  • Ruz
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    I would just use it as a storage room, since our house doesn't have a lot of space.
    I would build the holodeck in the little cupboard under the stairs which is really tiny, full of coats and tins of paint.
  • Neo_God
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    Touche KDR, Touche smile.gif
  • bmer
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    bmer polycounter lvl 18
    rock climbing on exotic alien world whit no rope cuz I put the safety protocol on smile.gif and the sex thing hehe smile.gif

    -bmer
  • MoP
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    BrainFaucet sounds like he has it sussed. I'd add bmer's rock climbing sim to Faucet's beach though smile.gif
    And then attack the beach with ElysiumGX's pirate ship!

    On that note - the Holodeck could work like a multiplayer server, right? Other people could connect to your sim from different countries, as long as they had a fast enough UberNet connection and a similar design of holodeck... That would be fun. Battlefield 1942, except with real energy expenditure and a hyped-up sense of involvement smile.gif
  • Weiser_Cain
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    First I'd fly, then I'd transform myself into a dragon and fly. Then I'd have some dental work done. Then I'd bring up a spa. After about a month of that I'd figure it was time for debauchery. I'd do everything that's illegal even if I didn't like it just because I could.
  • KDR_11k
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    MoP: That simulated warfare idea sounds like you might want to join the army tongue.gif.
  • JKim3
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    I'd see if I was any good in bed.
  • adam
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    adam polycounter lvl 20
    I like the idea of doing every illegal thing possible. Although I'm sure with the way our government works they'd ban programs like that to run within the Holodeck and we'd have to download black-market programs that have beat the system.

    No, you're a nerd.
  • Josh_Singh
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    dude, I would make it just like Middle earth but Im a Jedi, and I have wolverine claws and healing factor and I could mind control everybody and I would fight megatron in the thunderdome but it would be a Break dance battle and I would win so megatron turns into a hot chick and tries to get me to pork her so i do but she cant take it so her head explodes and makes a whistleing noise and everyone watching gets so pumped up theyre heads explode and a guitar wails hard everytime their heads explode and I walk off into the sunset and the audience sees it was me wailing on the guitar.
  • sundance
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    sundance polycounter lvl 18
    alright, no more drugs for that man.../\
  • Foehammer
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    Foehammer polycounter lvl 18
    i'd simulate my current job (customer service) and force my immediate supervisors to do my job while I play all day like they do. course that would be fun for about 5 minutes, after that i'd be a ninja with a jetpack/sex god...
  • sundance
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    sundance polycounter lvl 18
    well, if i wanted to simulate my job, it'd be so tha ti could murder one of my co-workers who pisses me off and shoot annoying customers
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