Witty Amazon.com Reviewer
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So I was looking through Amazon.com to buy my girlfriend & I a new George Foreman grill. I started reading through some of the customer reviews, and this guy's review literally made me laugh out loud. I figured I'd post this link and pose you all a question. Do you all find this guy as funny as I do?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A9Y5S2BKV7SYV/ref=cm_aya_rev_all/102-3136807-0239310
http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A9Y5S2BKV7SYV/ref=cm_aya_rev_all/102-3136807-0239310
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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Offered by Toysrus.com
by Rockstar Games
Price: $49.99
Availability: Usually ships in 24 hours
9 used from $42.89
11 of 34 people found the following review helpful:
Great Model for Life, October 25, 2004
This game is really great, like the other in the GTA series, at teaching the importance of violence in life and America, and also how to live violently and sexually.
I was nonviolent before playing this awesome fun game, and then I loved the game so much that I decided I could have just as much fun in life if I also was that violent. So I started--in real life--hijacking cars, giving myself missions, using my grenade launcher for more than just hunting (wink wink), and busting my way out of prisons every hour or so.
Now I live a full life, and I don't even need a video game because of the excitement that I really go through every day.
It's just like when I saw too many Lucky Charms commercials and then decided to live with the leprechauns for a few summers. I really learned a lot about luck, marshmallows, and life.
Violence truly is magically delicious.
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Batteries rule! When I don't feel like plugging something in, I totally turn to batteries. I'm all, like, "hey, batteries, why don't you give power to this object?" And the batteries are all, like, "OK, Chris. Just put us in the right way, and we'll do our stuff." And then I'm, like, "of course I'm going to put you in the right way. What am I, some kind of idiot?" And the batteries say, "Of course not, Chris. We were just reminding you--" And then I say, "No, I know what you were doing batteries, and I don't appreciate it. You think you're the boss of me? You don't pay my bills." To which the batteries usually have no response. Ha! Stupid batteries.
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HAHA!