dude malkovich looks like my history teacher but like three feet taller. What? 47 having sex? No. No. No. 47 is emotionless, cold. The only interaction he suffers with people is that required to kill them. Seriously.
I loathe Jason Statham, but he would absolutely make the best Agent 47. As long as he doesn't speak, because he couldn't act his way out of a paper bag :P
Always with the Statham. I've said it many, many times since this movie was initially announced - Stratham looks like a two bit hired goon. 47 has an air of culture about him. Calm, calculating and intelligent. Theres a more fitting actor out there than Olyphant, but it sure is hell isn't Statham.
The actor is nearly 40 years old, but I agree he's not a very good choice. Tim Olyphant seemed perfect in Deadwood because he played such an emotional character. Agent 47 isn't really something he seems suited for. IMO, the best guy for the job has always been Jason Statham. Get the scruffy stubble off him and slap on the…
HA HA! I would love to see malkovich as 47! The love interest thing does bug me. But there are a few points that, as long as they hit, I will be happy: 1) He's got to change clothes regularly. 2) He HAS to kill at least a couple people using the piano wire. 3) He needs to not only shoot people, but also kill them in…