Jesus I hope you guys really don't think that last image is the new polycount. Who here thought that? Raise your hands. Everyone who's raised your hands, proceed over here.
They're called "sex rocks"... You know... Those things you throw at virgins to get them pregnant. They go for around $5 for a handful at any corner store. America has everything! :P
wow. so I was gonna comment and say damn thats ugly but I didn't want to offend. haha glad I didn't raise my hand ;-) oh and about this link ( ) - I see what you did there :-P