Best: Pi. I agree with a ton of people's other bests I just chose Pi because it's in my top and likely won't get mentioned. Worst: Zoolander. Only movie I've ever walked out on. I don't care what people think, Ben Stiller needs to stop making movies.
I'll give you the 30 second bunnies version. They bring a baby on a yacht. Everyone except the mom (who is deathly afraid of the water), the baby and the Drunk Frat Guy (captain), jump off for a swim. DFG tries to score with the MILF while she's checking on her kid (that's classy) and after being shut down he picks her up…