Well your pirate model looks fine and dandy, but based on your lil' robot I think this guy is completely off style. Shouldn't he be more of a super deformed pirate? Like a midget with a giant hat, eye patch and maybe a parrot? Not unlike Yosemite Sam when he was dresses as a pirate?…
RDR was never release for PC and so far, they don't have plans for that. Also, cartridges were very much pirated...everything was pirated at it's time, no way around it.