Hey ladies and gents, how 'bout this: First, the stats: 2206 tris 512 maps: Diffuse, Normal (w/Height), Spec (w/Gloss), Emissive Toolset: 3ds Max, Photoshoooop, Topogun, Crazybump, Marmoset Teabag * I don't know what the hell this thing is. Maybe it's a power generator? Maybe it's a localized climate control module? Maybe…