Awesome! Those renders look like a scene from World in Conflict. :) http://pcmedia.gamespy.com/pc/image/article/779/779951/world-in-conflict-20070411062142759-000.jpg or more specifically the X-Mas map:
Wait are we talking Microsoft Word here? I'm on the 2007 version. There's nothing going on when double clicking the image except entering "Picture Tools" menus when you've selected the image(single click).
#001 The very first object ye shal create ought be a vessel for preparing tea. Asketh not why. #523 Your creation of torus knots shal increase tenfold whence the discovery of falloff map is made
Once you get your Vista going, you might consider upgrading to XP. This review says it's a great improvement: http://dotnet.org.za/codingsanity/archive/2007/12/14/review-windows-xp.aspx ;D
http://www.wired.com/politics/security/commentary/securitymatters/2007/10/securitymatters_1004 "In soviet Russia, computer uses you!" Stop clicking weird links and opening unexpected attachments you silly silly humans. Seriously, though thats some freaky stuff.