Psychic Cat Story
polycounter lvl 10
I've just had a weird experience and thought I'd share it with you all.
Last night I dreamt about my ex-girlfriend's cat. Yes, that is weird in itself but I thought nothing of it. I've never dreamt about it before and I've been split from my girlfriend for over a year now.
Anyway, when I got up (around lunch time) I checked my phone and found an answer phone message left by my ex GF. The cat has been missing for the past 2 days and she's worried sick. Could I make some missing posters (using my mad skillz with a computer) and bring them around hers to print out and post around town. So, I made the poster and drove around to her house only to find that she was at work.
Rather than go home I decided to look for the cat which I was going to do anyway. I walked to the bottom of the street and noticed a boarded up house with corrugated iron sheeting where the door should be. I pulled the sheet aside called the cats name and low and behold she meowed in return. WOO HOO! Rather than come to me like a good cat though I had to break into the house (a crack den it seemed) and go and get her.
So, anyway, what obviously happened was that the cat contacted me in my sleep via the strong psychic link we've always shared and lead me to her location within 5 mins.
Woot! It's the feel good psychic cat story of the year!!
Or something....
Last night I dreamt about my ex-girlfriend's cat. Yes, that is weird in itself but I thought nothing of it. I've never dreamt about it before and I've been split from my girlfriend for over a year now.
Anyway, when I got up (around lunch time) I checked my phone and found an answer phone message left by my ex GF. The cat has been missing for the past 2 days and she's worried sick. Could I make some missing posters (using my mad skillz with a computer) and bring them around hers to print out and post around town. So, I made the poster and drove around to her house only to find that she was at work.
Rather than go home I decided to look for the cat which I was going to do anyway. I walked to the bottom of the street and noticed a boarded up house with corrugated iron sheeting where the door should be. I pulled the sheet aside called the cats name and low and behold she meowed in return. WOO HOO! Rather than come to me like a good cat though I had to break into the house (a crack den it seemed) and go and get her.
So, anyway, what obviously happened was that the cat contacted me in my sleep via the strong psychic link we've always shared and lead me to her location within 5 mins.
Woot! It's the feel good psychic cat story of the year!!
Or something....
Replies
The cat did not call you.
The cat controlled you.
that made me lol so hard i spat out my coffee:P
If not, you got ripped off, haha
My ex cat used to show up from no where anytime my ex and I were mad at each other and would do whatever it could to cheer us up. LOL Or that's how I started to look at it anyway, because once she stop being upset with me the darn cat would leave, asap.
The cat fed on your anger.
Or something...
You should steal the cat again and this time claim you fought lots of big burly men to get to it.
what is this a crime thriller?
just wank one off and go play guitar hero