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GFW covered a website that had a certificate or some shit you could fill out that would let you marry Sonic characters, or other bullshit from Nintendo. Dramatic reacting of forum posts happens at 3:05.
sheeeeat baby id rather marry a warm microwaved watermelon with a hole in it that a picture. just draw some eyes on it with a sharpie and you are good to go. i mean.......uhhhhhhh woops :P
Ok fine, you want to screw a cartoon. But MARRY a cartoon? That's a whole new level of weird. Do you really know how good your preference in fictional woman is when it comes to money management or raising your half real half cartoon babies? How many cartoon marriages end in divorce?
Come now, this question is just insane. What animated / illustrated female would you want to "marry"? They are fictional characters. There is no way I would consider marrying any of them. How could you even begin to make such a decision? I would never marry someone based on looks alone. And without a real-world analog, there is no way to judge how good a wife a fictitious would be.
That's a slippery slope, and I'm not going down it.
Now, if the question was, "What animated / illustrated female would I want to have sex with?" That's an entirely different matter.
Come now, this question is just insane. What animated / illustrated female would you want to "marry"? They are fictional characters. There is no way I would consider marrying any of them. How could you even begin to make such a decision?
I know ms. pacman loves to eat fruit, and I share this love. I would make her fruit smoothies every morning!
I know that ms. pacman is capable of love because of her 8bit hearts that blink around her during cut scenes.
I know she is interested in kids because she had a baby with regular pacman as seen in the 3rd chapter. pacman Jr. shows up
I share her phobia of ghosts. We could hold each other all night and watch scary movies.
I could live a well rounded life with ms. pacman. Any man would be lucky to marry her.
Could have some serious mouth action with that mermaid but then again sticking your tongue down a slimy fishy gob and staring into those huge blobby eyes would be a real turn on lol
No Per, don't stroll in here with your 'sarcasm' and your 'FFFF's.
The question is clearly insane, and Richard Kain is setting it straight in a world full of bendy, curly things. Like a man with a giant hair-straightener, and a hateful, frighteningly crazy glint in his eye as he stares down the curly pasta on his plate.
It's the question that's insane, not the reply. Obviously.
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here is the pole I am clearly not touching it with.
o_o
GFW covered a website that had a certificate or some shit you could fill out that would let you marry Sonic characters, or other bullshit from Nintendo. Dramatic reacting of forum posts happens at 3:05.
Rayne from Bloodrayne
Pros: Fellow nightowl.
Cons: Uwe Boll killed off her cool factor. TWICE!. Cannot bathe, due to not being able to touch water.
Selene from Underworld
Pros: Fellow nightowl.
Cons: Lacks commitment. 2 Shags and she's out of there.
Reiko or Dixie from Rumble Roses
Pros: They share my love for pro wrestling.
Cons: Can kick my ass! Possible enlarged clits from supplement abuse.
Princess Peach from Mario Series.
Pros: Likes short and fat men.
Cons: Has been revealed to actually be a short fat man in disguise on youtube.
Illyria from Angel
Pros: Ancient goddess that can destroy everything on a whim.
Cons: Ancient goddess that can destroy everything on a whim.
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http://ps2media.ign.com/ps2/image/article/539/539901/def-jam-fight-for-ny-20040818020646436_640w.jpg]Lil Kim[/url] from Def Jam: Fight For New York
Pros: Nice moves... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zD2XK1jIUM
Cons: Too much plastic surgery, now looks like this... I think she has the same type of prosthetic nose as Michael Jackson.
I'm outta gas...
edit: The people above me are no fun.
im a legs man.
:::drool:::
Seriously though, Princess Peach would be a good one. Just to see the look on Mario's face...
mmm... those square feet...
That's a slippery slope, and I'm not going down it.
Now, if the question was, "What animated / illustrated female would I want to have sex with?" That's an entirely different matter.
I know ms. pacman loves to eat fruit, and I share this love. I would make her fruit smoothies every morning!
I know that ms. pacman is capable of love because of her 8bit hearts that blink around her during cut scenes.
I know she is interested in kids because she had a baby with regular pacman as seen in the 3rd chapter. pacman Jr. shows up
I share her phobia of ghosts. We could hold each other all night and watch scary movies.
I could live a well rounded life with ms. pacman. Any man would be lucky to marry her.
you are a self-serving womanizer. go home and post up some cards Happiness style, we are trying to settle down here and make a life for ourselves.
I think we had a thread for that a couple years ago.
Only you.... Jesse..... hi. *poke*
Ouch Keg, just Ouch!
The question is clearly insane, and Richard Kain is setting it straight in a world full of bendy, curly things. Like a man with a giant hair-straightener, and a hateful, frighteningly crazy glint in his eye as he stares down the curly pasta on his plate.
It's the question that's insane, not the reply. Obviously.
NOOOOOOO! DON' BETRAY ME AMI-CHAN!!!!
T_T
edit:
ooorrr........Tank Girl.
So much TV/videos/anime/internet is not good... disconnect!
"Why couldn’t she be the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?!"
Bwahaha! This so wins. Also, you are a sick bastage.
Garth had the right idea.
i would marry all of those cartoon babes
Arcee